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Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 12:56 AM
Back in 2007 Freehold was rejoicing when Paris Hilton found the Bible to read during her stay in jail (for violating probation). A special Paris Hilton Pink Bible edition was issued and quickly sold out.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4367
Fast forward to today with seven years of moral corruption from Obama and the Demoncrats we find Paris Hilton at the age of 34 still barren and without a Christian husband, and gracing Instagram with her debauchery. I seriously doubt she is in Vegas checking up on the family hotel business.
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Watch It There! Paris Hilton Gives Cleavage Galore
Paris Hilton decided to ring in the new year by showing off a substantial amount of cleavage, graciously sharing it with everyone else on Instagram Friday.
Wearing a wide-open white robe, the Hilton heiress, who turns 34 next month, posted a photo of her assets at the Wynn Spa in Las Vegas.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/01/03/wa...galore-photos/
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 01:05 AM
I was almost sure she would have died of old age by now. Sluts over 16 are pointless anyway as no proper Christian man would ever want to marry an old woman who wasted most of her childbearing years on voting for Obama.
1 Timothy 4:12 - King James Version (KJV)
Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 01:06 AM
I can't think of any biblical reference to silicon Can anyone else?
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 02:01 AM
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I can't think of any biblical reference to silicon Can anyone else?
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I am a real fan of the Song of Solomon. In 8:8-10 it says: " We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."
I dream a lot about breast in preparation for the day Jesus grants me a girlfriend. She will not be like Paris Hilton but more like Southern Baptist Britney Spears.
Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"
John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 02:13 AM
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I am a real fan of the Song of Solomon. In 8:8-10 it says: "We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."
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I think they should build that cedar wall around Paris, and never pull it down.
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I dream a lot about breast in preparation for the day Jesus grants me a girlfriend. She will not be like Paris Hilton but more like Southern Baptist Britney Spears.
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Women should not be allowed to be ministers 1Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1Corinthians 14:34 - Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 02:18 AM
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Women should not be allowed to be ministers
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God agrees so clearly I agree as well. Once Southern Baptist Britney Spears becomes my wife I will order her to be silent ( 1 Timothy 2:12), to allow me to go into her ( Genesis 29:30) and to accept my seed ( Leviticus 15:32). I dream about this almost every night and those dreams feel very good so clearly Jesus is sending me a sign! I hope we get a lot of girls as I love little girls.
Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"
John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 02:31 AM
Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
I am totally certain that Britney's father will be unable to bring blood stained sheets to prove her virginity, so I'm afraid she'll be stoned to death.
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 02:43 AM
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I am a real fan of the Song of Solomon. In 8:8-10 it says: " We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."
I dream a lot about breast in preparation for the day Jesus grants me a girlfriend. She will not be like Paris Hilton but more like Southern Baptist Britney Spears.
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Amen Brother Bob.
While Jesus may find a place for talentless mental patients when they find Salvation®, the same can not be said for the parents who raised her - who clearly are on the short bus to hell.
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But Britney’s parents, Jamie and Lynn, are anything but gleeful about their daughter’s sudden change of heart.
“…..Her parents are pretty aghast at the idea of her becoming a preacher. They’re hoping it’s a passing phase.”
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 03:03 AM
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Amen Brother Bob.
While Jesus may find a place for talentless mental patients when they find Salvation®, the same can not be said for the parents who raised her - who clearly are on the short bus to hell.
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All businesses must have an advertising budget. Miss Paris Hilton is no exception. Miss Hilton is in the sex business, the capital of which is godless Las Vegas. It does her no good to go to Las Vegas and not let anyone know she is there. If she is to sell sexual favors, she must alert her customers to her presence. The Hilton Hotel Company is actually a godly company and does not allow prostitutes on the grounds of their hotels, so she was forced to go to the Win hotel. It is a sad state of affairs when this woman, who has fallen so far, has become a household name in this country, though I must admit, she does have nice teats.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Paris Hilton Returns to Her Slutty Ways -
01-06-2015, 07:24 AM
What a skank! She needs to spend less time playing with her pussy and more time looking for a prospective Christian master to rape and marry her!
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