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Default New Year's Eve Gathering for Uncles/Nephews - 12-26-2014, 01:18 AM

Those of you in the NY area should try to attend the New Year's Eve sleepover for uncles and nephews that is being held at the 92nd St YMCA, sponsored by the NY Baptist Council. For only $59, you and your nephew can enjoy Bible study, swimming, basketball, a sauna, and beginning at 11:45, a prayer vigil to welcome 2015 with praise to the Lord at the stroke of midnight! For an extra $25, the Y will provide a bedroll or you can bring your own sleeping bags. Food will be provided.

Imagine the closeness you and your nephew will feel as you sleep together with other like-minded Christian males in a huge pile on the gym floor, shower together, and enjoy a New Year's breakfast the following morning! Glory to God! Whoever thought of this idea was truly inspired by God. I immediately thought of Dr. Niles.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: New Year's Eve Gathering for Uncles/Nephews - 12-26-2014, 02:55 AM

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Imagine the closeness you and your nephew will feel as you sleep together with other like-minded Christian males in a huge pile on the gym floor, shower together, and enjoy a New Year's breakfast the following morning! Glory to God! Whoever thought of this idea was truly inspired by God. I immediately thought of Dr. Niles.
That sounds great Brother Larry. I'm not sure I can get my nephew to sleep with me in public, because Lord knows I have a hard enough time getting him to do it in private. (I have a king-size bed, but for some reason he insists on sleeping on the couch in the basement.)

I am concerned, though, about the screening process. How do they know all the attendees are good, non-homer joo mooslimb Christians? I wouldn't want to unknowingly end up next to someone who will molest me in my sleep.

Also, do they allow video cameras?


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Default Re: New Year's Eve Gathering for Uncles/Nephews - 12-26-2014, 03:13 AM

I will be there, watching.

Always watching.

Bless me.


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Default Re: New Year's Eve Gathering for Uncles/Nephews - 12-26-2014, 03:38 AM

Praise You, my Lord! I am unworthy of even feeling the breeze from your Heavenly robes as You walk by, yet You, in Your unfathomable mercy and kindness, grace me with a reply to my humble post! And on Your birthday, no less! I am truly blessed!

Lord, I know You're busy judging the world, keeping meteors from wiping us out, etc., but if You would hear a humble prayer from Your least deserving disciple, my life would be complete.

Can You get me into Freehold?

(I am on my knees as I type this so please forgive any typos.)

Your eternal servant and most fervent admirer,

Wally


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