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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-29-2010, 02:53 AM
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My Dear Lisa.
Thank you so ever much for last night. Your pie was fantastic as where the fritters. For a single woman you do know how to take care of a mans needs.
You must allow me to take you to dinner some time. I know a great Steak House in New York, Peter Lugers. Before dinner perhaps a shopping spree will be in order, my treat. Just let me know when you want to go, my private Jet awaits.
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That sounds wonderful Brother James. I am always up for a shopping spree.
Just let me know when you can find time in your busy schedule.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-29-2010, 09:04 AM
Ladies, I found these products that will never be returned by the man in your life.
For that anytime taste.
Whenever, where ever you want it.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-29-2010, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
That sounds wonderful Brother James. I am always up for a shopping spree.
Just let me know when you can find time in your busy schedule.
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Lisa, I am free, this Thursday through Saturday. We can fly out Thursday morning and return late Saturday evening. I will book a couple of grand suites at The Pierre in Manhattan .James
http://www.newyorkcityluxuryhotels.c...overview.shtml
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-29-2010, 09:46 PM
These two Darkies are working against God. Yes, Jesus did say that Man shall not live by bread alone, but I am certain that nowhere in KJV does it mention no bacon in heaven!
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-29-2010, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
These two Darkies are working against God. Yes, Jesus did say that Man shall not live by bread alone, but I am certain that nowhere in KJV does it mention no bacon in heaven!
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Looking at the woman, I don't know if this is really about Jesus or if she's just listing her "diet rules", although I don't know of any diet that bans oatmeal, bacon AND fruit. I like how they start with a good healthy American breakfast, and then work their way to Captain Crunch and donuts.
Then again, from what I understand, crack addicts aren't big on eating. Not that these two look like their on crack.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-29-2010, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Looking at the woman, I don't know if this is really about Jesus or if she's just listing her "diet rules", although I don't know of any diet that bans oatmeal, bacon AND fruit. I like how they start with a good healthy American breakfast, and then work their way to Captain Crunch and donuts.
Then again, from what I understand, crack addicts aren't big on eating. Not that these two look like their on crack.
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Some people will go to any lengths to hide their addictions.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-30-2010, 12:16 AM
How can BACON be bad? God made it! Would God make bacon if it where bad for us? Our bodies are like a finely tuned race engine for Jesus, we need fuel, and what tastier fuel ia there than BACON!
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Re: The Bacon thread -
11-30-2010, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Not that these two look like their on crack.
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The female looks like its on heroin!
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I'd like to take this time to urge all of you to buy Fair Trade products. It helps our brothers and sisters in other parts of the world
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No it doesn't! It distorts the market and puts the majority out of business. Then the price collapses, and the mimimal premium (typically +4%) paid by the "fair traders" reverts to zilch, or less. Dream on..
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Re: The Bacon thread -
12-02-2010, 08:21 PM
If only the Swedish had thought of this for their fondue:
Bacon cheese cup!
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Re: The Bacon thread -
12-03-2010, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
If only the Swedish had thought of this for their fondue:
Bacon cheese cup!
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Oh! something just happened to me when I saw that picture .. ..
There are 3 handsome butchers excellent smokehouses near here: I think I'll drive into town and see what they've got ready for my oven.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
12-03-2010, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
The female looks like its on heroin!
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Too fat for heroin. Ever heard of heroin chic? The in way to become a model is to shoot up. I guess makeup covers the tract marks.
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No it doesn't! It distorts the market and puts the majority out of business. Then the price collapses, and the mimimal premium (typically +4%) paid by the "fair traders" reverts to zilch, or less. Dream on..
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AMEN! Fair trade isn't fair to anyone. But it makes the stupid hippies "feel good".
As for the Bacon Cheese Cup, do you have a recipe for that?
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Re: The Bacon thread -
12-03-2010, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
heroin chic
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yes, I'd forgotten about that - thanks for reminding me. Probably it's on an antipsychotic medication, some sort of phenothiazine? (Thorazine[US]/Largactil) Or Clozapine (anti-schizo junk - they're all schiz aren't they?)
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As for the Bacon Cheese Cup, do you have a recipe for that?
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not sure if that was addressed to me? but I think it's a mug made out of "basket weave" bacon, filled with cheese based goodies to taste and oven baked? The local standard for bacon is very high, with 2 of the 3 butchers trying to outdo each other in their smokehouses and winning first prize for best bacon year after year. One of those 2 competes with the 3rd on dry aged beef so we're really spoiled rotten for meat, and the whole area is surrounded with premium vineyards & wineries.
That reminds me, I've got some lamb curing in some spices I ground up earlier, and I'd better go and sample some.. ..
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Re: The Bacon thread -
01-23-2011, 11:14 AM
" 7. And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...-8&version=KJV
(I'm unsure how to turn it into a hyperlink)
That is all.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
01-23-2011, 11:46 AM
That is Old Testament teaching, Logic1. The New Testament changes things, as shown by Matthew 15.
10And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand: 11Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
. 16And Jesus said, Are ye also yet without understanding? 17Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? 18But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
01-23-2011, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Logic1
" 7. And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."
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Ac:10:9: On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
Ac:10:10: And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
Ac:10:11: And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
Ac:10:12: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
Ac:10:13: And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
Ac:10:14: But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
Ac:10:15: And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
Ac:10:16: This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
01-23-2011, 01:50 PM
Brother Bathfire is 100% correct.
Ac:10:12: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
Ac:10:13: And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
Ac:10:14: But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
Ac:10:15: And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
But nowhere does God say SHRIMP
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Re: The Bacon thread -
01-23-2011, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Logic1
" 7. And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...-8&version=KJV
(I'm unsure how to turn it into a hyperlink)
That is all.
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To whom are you replying? Are you ignorant of proper InterWeb's etiquette and decorum? Ask your mommy or daddy what the Quote button at the bottom of every post is for. You are equally ignorant about scripture. Try turning more pages. Had you done this you would have come across: Mark 7:18-23 -- And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him; Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats? And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.
Matthew 15:16-20 -- And Jesus said, Are ye also yet without understanding? Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.
Romans 7:4-6 -- Wherefore, my brethren, ye also are become dead to the law by the body of Christ; that ye should be married to another, even to him who is raised from the dead, that we should bring forth fruit unto God. For when we were in the flesh, the motions of sins, which were by the law, did work in our members to bring forth fruit unto death. But now we are delivered from the law, that being dead wherein we were held; that we should serve in newness of spirit, and not in the oldness of the letter.
Acts 10:13-15 -- And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
Romans 14:14 -- I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean.
I Timothy 4:3-4 -- Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:
Paul had you pegged when he wrote: I Timothy 6:4-5 -- He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings, Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself
I've spent enough time with your silliness and lack of things Biblical. I am going back to studying my 1611 King James Bible.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: The Bacon thread -
02-04-2011, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
If only the Swedish had thought of this for their fondue:
Bacon cheese cup!
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Oo; There are quite a few things on this thread that I've never thought of...bacon cheese cups...bacon pie...anyway...I really don't know anyone [of my friends and family] that doesn't like Bacon for me I like it in between, crunchy, and yet soft
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Re: The Bacon thread -
02-05-2011, 12:28 AM
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Oo; There are quite a few things on this thread that I've never thought of...bacon cheese cups...bacon pie...anyway...I really don't know anyone [of my friends and family] that doesn't like Bacon for me I like it in between, crunchy, and yet soft
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how can something (especially bacon) be crunchy and soft at the same time?
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Re: The Bacon thread -
02-05-2011, 12:50 AM
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how can something (especially bacon) be crunchy and soft at the same time?
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Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. The sign of properly roasted meat.
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