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Default Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex - 12-07-2009, 01:09 PM

Pray that the sin-sick nation of Denmark falls into the sea!

In Copenhagen the headlines read: "Prostitutes offer free climate summit sex!"

That's right, my brethren in Christ, the fallen women of that city will give sexural favors to the Satan-deluded attendees of a summit meeting about so-called global warming. They'll be warmer, all right, as they ROAST in Satan's FIREPLACE!

Why, I have half a mind to hop a jet to Copenhagen (CopenHELLen!) and investigate this on the ground. Shameful!

Pray for the ascension of Jesus over the fallen kingdoms of Europe.

~~ OEJ
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