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Old 04-08-2014, 11:12 PM
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...You would think he wouldn't Need people to do it for him.
You're acting like He's supposed to be omnipotent or something.
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Well that is what God is supposed to be. So yes.
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Old 04-14-2014, 03:48 AM
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Well that is what God is supposed to be. So yes.
Of course God is omnipotent. Which means that if He wishes, He can easily make people do what He wants (in this case, write the Holy Bible). Why is that so difficult to understand?
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Because anybody can easily pretend to have heard the word of God. It's very easy to manipulate someone's mind with that kind of power when they believe so strongly. That's why I find it hard to believe.
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Because anybody can easily pretend to have heard the word of God. It's very easy to manipulate someone's mind with that kind of power when they believe so strongly. That's why I find it hard to believe.
I agree. There are many loonies who walk around pretending they are hearing God. (Demons, more likely). This is exactly why we have the Holy Bible - we know it is the word of God, so we don't have to rely on what people say.
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How are you to be sure that those that wrote the bible were not simply pretending to hear the lord when it was in fact demons?
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How are you to be sure that those that wrote the bible were not simply pretending to hear the lord when it was in fact demons?
If this was the case then the 10 commandments would be all different. If you want to know what a bible written by demons is like, try reading the Satanic Bible.
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How are you to be sure that those that wrote the bible were not simply pretending to hear the lord when it was in fact demons?
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