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Default Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 01:02 AM
Poor Eva Her husband has been wounded in the stones since birth, such an abominable sinner is he. God rewarded him with a retained stone, such that he has no seed. He didn't tell Eva's father of his condition before he married her


As a result, poor Eva will go to Hell as she can't bear a child. Please pray that Eva's husband dies so that she can remarry, bear children, and be saved from Hell.


I'm hoping the Lord may punish her husband by giving him testicular cancer. But any form of death for him will probably save Eva.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 01:11 AM
Oh my...I know I am not particularly popular on this page but that is awful news...Is remarrying accepted in this community? And that man is wicked for not speaking of this beforehand.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 01:12 AM
It's certainly not a problem if he's dead.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 01:16 AM
God bless the poor woman, I feel deeply sorry fir her that must be dreadful! Give her my best, Please, its the least anybody can do in this state.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 01:25 AM
Maybe if we get our husbands to contact her husband's coworkers as Mr. Jenkins has said. If money is needed to persaude them, that can be arranged.

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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 01:45 AM
As a doctor, I don't think we should be too hasty to decide death is the best thing here. I believe my brothers in Christ would agree with me that the Lord has more use for the husband than the wife on this world, damaged goods or not.

Please know that I completely agree with the scriptural basis for your prayers. However, if both of them end up in hell, yet the man was allowed to live, perhaps this man can lead someone to Christ and still have a clean home, good food, and a bit of something-something now and then.

Think, ladies: is your life worth more than your husband's? No. No it isn't.

Brothers, please share your thoughts.

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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 02:18 AM
If Eva bears just one son, that has made up for the loss of her husband. Two sons, and not only she, but the Lord is in front. For if her husband lives, there will be no sons, and no replacement for him when he finally succumbs and goes to Hell. Besides, the Lord has no use for her husband at present. And he's of no use to Eva, so really, he's a waste of oxygen to everyone but himself.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 04:03 AM
Forgive me Brother. But the argument you have is invalid. Yes, he is a man, but he is not a whole man. He is going to Hell no matter what. He could convert every atheist on the planet, he could take in millions of kids to raise them up as Christians. But he would still go to Hell. And because of his, er, problem he will never obey God and he won't be able to be fruitful and multiply (Genesis 1:28). The Lord has blatantly cursed him, if the man wanted to obey God he would allow himself to be killed honorably. Sister Eva can still go to Heaven and produce Soldiers for Christ, she'd be doing more good to the world than her husband could ever.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 04:13 AM
Has anyone contacted the Landover Prayer Chain Brigade to pray for Eva's deadbeat husband's conversion?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 04:16 AM
I've been thinking about the doc's post above. It's only in very rare and exceptional circumstances where the woman is right and the man is wrong. But I believe that Eva is the good woman who is correct in this instance. But the doc thinks the half man is right. I'm pondering if the doc isn't touting for business - wanting to remove the testicle inside Eva's husband's abdomen to save him from testicular cancer. Eva, be warned if Doc Mansfield comes knocking on your door, let's hope the wind slams the door shut. Or if he tries to phone you, somehow, the phone will cut out.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 04:56 AM
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 10:26 AM
Dear Brothers and Sisters!
And ecpecially, Sister Mos.

Words cannot express how your kindness and care overwhelms me!


It might be silly of me, I do not know, but I do still care for my husband, as he has taken care and provided for me all these years.

While the matter of him lying to my poor (now senile) farther, confounds me a great deal, I cannot helpbut wonder, if he had not read his bible well enough before we married. You know, people can pretend to know the words of the Lord,when they really know so little!?

I can not deem myself without sin in this. I know not the ways of God – perhaps he made me marry mysinful husband for a reason?

We have come to the decision that we will try to concieve the natural way for yet another year – then myhusband has allowed me to make use of IVF. I am not yet quite sure how the Lord looks upon this. I know the spilling of the seed is a one-way ticket to hell, Genesis 38:9-10, but he's going anyway.

If in fact nothing bad happens to myhusband – unfortunate accident or other – I will take this as asign from God, that I have decerved to be with him till death.


Yours thankfully and undeserving of this.

I will have you all in my prayers!

Eva

(And about your worries, dear Sister M.o.s, about Dr. Mansfield or any other doctor, coming around to try and "heal" my husband - he will never take medical care, because he belives that anything that happens is the will of the Lord. But thank you for your concern! )

1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-12-2014, 11:36 AM
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Has anyone contacted the Landover Prayer Chain Brigade to pray for Eva's deadbeat husband's conversion?
Is this how Sister Midge was cured? I wonder if it's worth praying for the other stone to descend.

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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-14-2014, 10:24 AM
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-14-2014, 04:07 PM
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This is outrageous! I shall pray until hi is dead!
I think we are dealing with a God-mocker here. It's username means "Banging-a-cow" (pardon my language)

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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-18-2014, 01:51 AM
I have adapted Psalm 58 to this situation. Let this prayer be as pleasing to our LORD as the sweet savour of burning ram fat.
Are we not righteous, True Christians™? Do we not judge righteously, O congregation?
Yea, there was a time before we were Saved©; born in sin, we wallowed in sin and perversion.
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies.
But we have been washed in the Blood of the Lamb: His cleansing Blood coating our every orifice, inside and out.
We are Blood-bought children of the Lamb, past transgressions washed away, future transgressions not even a physical possibility.
We could not sin now, even if we wanted to. Praise!

Break Eva Christensen's husband's teeth, O God, in his mouth.
Break his teeth and make it excruciatingly painful. Chronic, untreatable nerve damage. Soup through a straw for the rest of his life. For this we pray, O LORD.
Let his bowels melt away. Strike him with cancer. Let him crap out his intestines, denying him the mercy of death for months on end.
Cut him to pieces from the inside over the course of months to years, O LORD.
Strike him in the blood. Strike him in the marrow. Make Eva Christensen's husband suffer. He is no True Christian™ and, as such, deserves none of Your sweet tendermercies.
As a snail which melteth in a bed of salt, let every one of his internal organs liquify and pass through his sphincter, but not quickly or all at once. Make him die slowly, O LORD of hosts. Make him suffer.
Before you send your mighty angels to drag his unsaved soul to the pit of hell, let him witness the demise of everything he holds dear. Take away everything he loves as with a whirlwind, in Your wrath.

The righteous (us) shall rejoice when we seeth your vengeance against Eva Christiansen's husband. We shall wash our feet in his blood and frolic about, singing your praises.
So that we may all put on our Sunday best the following week and say:
Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily You are the God that judgeth the earth.
In Jesus' name we pray,
Amen.

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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-18-2014, 02:31 AM
Amen!
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Default Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. - 04-18-2014, 04:09 AM
John 14:14
If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.

This is a promise that Jesus made to us. So all we have to do is pray and ask that this be done in Christ's name.

Jesus will do it because he clearly said he would. He didn't say, "Maybe I will do it", did he? No! He said "I will do it".

I know you all on this forum love the Lord Jesus as much as I do! He is so wonderful to make such as promise to us! We can ask anything!

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