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09-21-2014, 09:04 PM
Brothers and Sisters, a shocking story has emerged from Stamford Hill, a yid-infested area of North London. There are so many different aspects to this story that I didn't know what to call this thread and honestly don't know where to start.
Basically, a bunch of orthodox joos were having some sort of parade, a bit like the Irish protestants on July 12th, and decided that it was perfectly okay for them to disregard local by-laws and paper the publicly-owned sidewalks with posters:
Not unreasonably, genuine local people complained and the local mayor's office had to send out gangs of workmen, at the expense of local taxpayers, to remove these deeply offensive posters.
What do we make of this? I suppose they did at least have the courtesy to include the word "please", in some sort of nod to the English custom of pretending to be polite.
The Jewish Chronicle (which, surprisingly, is written in English) says:
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A superintendent from Hackney police said the organisers had agreed to display Hebrew-only posters next year, and remove them more quickly after the event.
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So that makes it all right?
Why do they need posters anyway? Can't the men just tell their women what side of the road to walk on? Or is the problem that it is difficult to take instruction from men who look like this?
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-21-2014, 09:26 PM
Jewish women are out of control in America as well. They younger women favor the BMW automobile, while the older ones prefer the Cadillac. Both groups vie for the title of worst drivers in America other than Mexicans. Most of them move to Miami eventually.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-21-2014, 10:04 PM
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Why do they need posters anyway? Can't the men just tell their women what side of the road to walk on?
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We are talking London here. They all abandoned Jesus centuries ago.
That poster is utterly stupid though. Why does it have words like "please" and "should" in it? Everyone knows women never respond well to friendly requests. Women need to be commanded clearly and firmly so they know their place and they do what is expected from them.
It should have been like this:
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-21-2014, 10:08 PM
When my husband tells me what to do, I do it immediately! Those Jews need to be more assertive with their women!
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09-22-2014, 12:00 AM
All joos are out of control. I do know that they control the media over in godless England.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-22-2014, 12:02 PM
When I was growing up at Birinus School for boys we used to throw 1p pieces into the play ground and gave what ever joo boy picked them up a good bashing.
No doubt these joo boys where looking down at the ground for lost change; rather than looking up to Heaven.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-22-2014, 07:15 PM
These posters sound completely unnecessary and redundant. A Christian lady doesn't need signs to tell her what side of the road to walk on, since she should never leave the house without a male chaperone to instruct her in these matters. And a Jewess shouldn't be allowed to walk around full stop. It's simply unhygenic to let those things run loose.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-22-2014, 07:41 PM
What is that language at the top of the poster? It looks a bit like the Hebraic, which is what the police said it was, but our Pastor's son has just had a look at it (he is in his third year at Bible College) and he says it makes no sense. Maybe they printed it upside down.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-23-2014, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
What is that language at the top of the poster? It looks a bit like the Hebraic, which is what the police said it was, but our Pastor's son has just had a look at it (he is in his third year at Bible College) and he says it makes no sense. Maybe they printed it upside down.
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Dear Sister, it is not a proper language, it is a mongrel tongue called Yiddish, a mixture of degerated German (Yiddish drops case endings compared to German which is less than respectable) and uses a lot of Hebrew words. It is one of the official 'languages' of Jew York and Sweden. They write it by using Jooish letters to replace American letters in order to confuse Christian people.
In American letters the sign reads approximately 'fruen zaln bite geen auf dem zeet fon die gas'. Makes even less sense than the American version.
This has NOTHING to do with Acts 2:4 and even less with
Acts 2:11
Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.
Please, feel free to ask your husband to explain all this to you if it is too much to take in at once as a woman.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-23-2014, 11:52 AM
Thank you, Brother Elmer.
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Dear Sister, it is not a proper language, it is a mongrel tongue called Yiddish, a mixture of degerated German (Yiddish drops case endings compared to German which is less than respectable) and uses a lot of Hebrew words. It is one of the official 'languages' of Jew York and Sweden. They write it by using Jooish letters to replace American letters in order to confuse Christian people.
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I have also been told that this is written not upside-down, but back to front. Isn't mirror-writing a sign of demonic possession, like when the heavy metal beat combos sing backwards?
As for it being a kind of illegitimate German, we fought 2 world wars to prevent that guttural tripe being spoken in the streets of London. Anything worth fighting 2 world wars for is surely worth fighting a third one for!
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In American letters the sign reads approximately 'fruen zaln bite geen auf dem zeet fon die gas'. Makes even less sense than the American version.
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Knowing it was German, my boys had fun translating this using a dictionary and it seems to say "Women should please go on the side with the gas". Maybe they just copied it from a concentration camp poster.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-23-2014, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Thank you, Brother Elmer.
I have also been told that this is written not upside-down, but back to front. Isn't mirror-writing a sign of demonic possession, like when the heavy metal beat combos sing backwards?
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Yes, unfortunately you are right. The Jooish tongues are written from right to left, which I find sinister. In, addition, Jesus shares my opinion.
Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
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As for it being a kind of illegitimate German, we fought 2 world wars to prevent that guttural tripe being spoken in the streets of London. Anything worth fighting 2 world wars for is surely worth fighting a third one for!
Knowing it was German, my boys had fun translating this using a dictionary and it seems to say "Women should please go on the side with the gas". Maybe they just copied it from a concentration camp poster.
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I offer you an alternative and a more mundane hypothesis. We True Christians™ must take into account all conceivable alternatives as we are the least biased group of people in the world. Here it comes. 'Gas' might simply signify flatulence.
Isaiah 16:11
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.
If we consider the cowsher food of Joos, it is inevitable that their excessive bowel movements caused by the digestion of the vile food leads to increased amounts of volatile matter in their intestine. It is not totally unfathomable that the men do not wish to walk on a pavement upon which this 'gas' of the Jooish females lingers.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-23-2014, 04:42 PM
It is true that the gifilte fish is known to cause bowel irritation and the kreplach (by my own surreptitious observations) will often cause something called "Oy Vey!", which appears from hand gestures to be some kind of stomach ailment.
Both conditions are consistent with the production of noxious odors.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-25-2014, 07:15 PM
Only white people are in control. Time to fight piffle with Muslims and Jews
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
09-27-2014, 08:15 PM
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Only white people are in control. Time to fight piffle with Muslims and Jews
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Just as you can't fight fire with fire, you can't fight piffle with Muslims and Jews.
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Re: English jews cannot control their women! -
10-12-2014, 06:58 PM
Fortunately we Americans know how to deal with gibberish yid languages.
In the Land of the Free, we speak American and we got all the nukes - so get used to it.
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