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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-05-2010, 02:30 PM

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I think its blasphemy saying that god hates soccer. I think some people here use god as a weapon supporting their own opinion. And thats not ok.
And some people here think you are not entitled to an opinion as you can not follow simple instructions you were given when you signed up.

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Being a visitor you need to know a few things , read them here
Your rights are listed here.

an you should read this too .....Noobs read this.


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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-05-2010, 09:59 PM

how stupid can a person be
u know that usa is not the eden rigth? i mean batican is in fking italy u ppl are just supid.. really stupid
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-05-2010, 10:08 PM

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how stupid can a person be
u know that usa is not the eden rigth? i mean batican is in fking italy u ppl are just supid.. really stupid
You spell like that and call us stupid?

Of course we know that the Garden of Eden was not in the US, only Mormons believe that.
Genesis 2
10 Now a river went out of Eden to water the garden, and from there it parted and became four riverheads. 11 The name of the first is Pishon; it isthere is gold. 12 And the gold of that land is good. Bdellium and the onyx stone are there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it is the one which goes around the whole land of Cush. 14 The name of the third river is Hiddekel;[a] it is the one which goes toward the east of Assyria. The fourth river is the Euphrates.


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Thus, Eden holds the headwaters of four major rivers and should be fairly easy to identify. The Tigris and Euphrates are well known, but identifying the rivers of Pison and Gihon has puzzled researchers for years. There is no consensus on the geographical basis for the Garden of Eden, but several sites have been suggested.

I believe that the Pison and Gihon rivers disappeared in the flood.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:32 PM

How can you call yourselves Christians by making these idiotic threads? God doesn't hate anyone or anything. Do you think making these threads about how God hates random things in life will improve your chances of going to Heaven?

Retards.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:38 PM

football is like this....Thus, its just as bad as soccer...Lacross focuses on beating just like rugby. So i guess thats bad as well
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:38 PM

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God doesn't hate anyone or anything.
43 things God Hates according to the Bible:


1. Homosexual acts (Leviticus 18:22).
2. Bestiality (Leviticus 18:23)
3. Idols, and the materials used to make idols (Deuteronomy 7:25)
4. Blemished sacrifices (Deuteronomy 17:1)
5. Worshipping the sun, moon or stars (Deuteronomy 17:3-4)
6. Divination (Deuteronomy 18:10)
7. Astrology (Deuteronomy 18:10)
8. Enchanters (Deuteronomy 18:10)
9. Witches (Deuteronomy 18:10)
10. Charmers (Deuteronomy 18:11)
11. Wizards (Deuteronomy 18:11)
12. Necromancers (Deuteronomy 18:11)
13. Transvestitism (Deuteronomy 22:5)
14. The hire of a whore (Deuteronomy 23:18)
15. Remarriage to a former wife after she has been married to another man (Deuteronomy 24:4)
16. Dishonest scales (Deuteronomy 25:13-16)
17. Workers of iniquity (Psalm 5:5)
18. The wicked (Psalm 11:5)
19. Those who love violence (Psalm 11:5)
20. The froward [perverse] (Proverbs 3:32)
21. A proud look (Proverbs 6:16-17)
22. A lying tongue (Proverbs 6:17)
23. Hands that shed innocent blood (Proverbs 6:17)
24. A heart that devises wicked imaginations (Proverbs 6:18)
25. Feet that are swift in running to mischief (Proverbs 6:18)
26. A false witness who speaks lies (Proverbs 6:19)
27. Anyone who sows discord among brethren (Proverbs 6:19)
28. Lying lips (Proverbs 12:22)
29. The sacrifices of the wicked (Proverbs 15:8)
30. The ways of the wicked (Proverbs 15:9)
31. The thoughts of the wicked (Proverbs 15:26)
32. The proud in heart (Proverbs 16:5)
33. Those who justify the wicked (Proverbs 17:15)
34. Those who condemn the just (Proverbs 17:15)
35. Vain sacrifices (Isaiah 1:13)
36. Feasts as Israel celebrated them (Isaiah 1:14)
37. Robbery for burnt offering (Isaiah 61:8)
38. Idolatry (Jeremiah 44:2-4)
39. Evil plans against neighbors (Zechariah 8:17)
40. False oaths (Zechariah 8:17)
41. Esau (Malachi 1:1-3; Romans 9:13)
[Actually, it’s "Jacob have I loved, and Esau have I hated" -ed.]
42. Divorce (Malachi 2:14-16) 43. The deeds of the Nicolaitans (Revelation 2:6, 15)


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:39 PM

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43 Things God Hates according to the Bible:


1. Homosexual acts (Leviticus 18:22).
2. Bestiality (Leviticus 18:23)
3. Idols, and the materials used to make idols (Deuteronomy 7:25)
4. Blemished sacrifices (Deuteronomy 17:1)
5. Worshipping the sun, moon or stars (Deuteronomy 17:3-4)
6. Divination (Deuteronomy 18:10)
7. Astrology (Deuteronomy 18:10)
8. Enchanters (Deuteronomy 18:10)
9. Witches (Deuteronomy 18:10)
10. Charmers (Deuteronomy 18:11)
11. Wizards (Deuteronomy 18:11)
12. Necromancers (Deuteronomy 18:11)
13. Transvestitism (Deuteronomy 22:5)
14. The hire of a whore (Deuteronomy 23:18)
15. Remarriage to a former wife after she has been married to another man (Deuteronomy 24:4)
16. Dishonest scales (Deuteronomy 25:13-16)
17. Workers of iniquity (Psalm 5:5)
18. The wicked (Psalm 11:5)
19. Those who love violence (Psalm 11:5)
20. The froward [perverse] (Proverbs 3:32)
21. A proud look (Proverbs 6:16-17)
22. A lying tongue (Proverbs 6:17)
23. Hands that shed innocent blood (Proverbs 6:17)
24. A heart that devises wicked imaginations (Proverbs 6:18)
25. Feet that are swift in running to mischief (Proverbs 6:18)
26. A false witness who speaks lies (Proverbs 6:19)
27. Anyone who sows discord among brethren (Proverbs 6:19)
28. Lying lips (Proverbs 12:22)
29. The sacrifices of the wicked (Proverbs 15:8)
30. The ways of the wicked (Proverbs 15:9)
31. The thoughts of the wicked (Proverbs 15:26)
32. The proud in heart (Proverbs 16:5)
33. Those who justify the wicked (Proverbs 17:15)
34. Those who condemn the just (Proverbs 17:15)
35. Vain sacrifices (Isaiah 1:13)
36. Feasts as Israel celebrated them (Isaiah 1:14)
37. Robbery for burnt offering (Isaiah 61:8)
38. Idolatry (Jeremiah 44:2-4)
39. Evil plans against neighbors (Zechariah 8:17)
40. False oaths (Zechariah 8:17)
41. Esau (Malachi 1:1-3; Romans 9:13)
[Actually, it’s "Jacob have I loved, and Esau have I hated" -ed.]
42. Divorce (Malachi 2:14-16) 43. The deeds of the Nicolaitans (Revelation 2:6, 15)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:39 PM

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43 Things God Hates according to the Bible:


1. Homosexual acts (Leviticus 18:22).
2. Bestiality (Leviticus 18:23)
3. Idols, and the materials used to make idols (Deuteronomy 7:25)
4. Blemished sacrifices (Deuteronomy 17:1)
5. Worshipping the sun, moon or stars (Deuteronomy 17:3-4)
6. Divination (Deuteronomy 18:10)
7. Astrology (Deuteronomy 18:10)
8. Enchanters (Deuteronomy 18:10)
9. Witches (Deuteronomy 18:10)
10. Charmers (Deuteronomy 18:11)
11. Wizards (Deuteronomy 18:11)
12. Necromancers (Deuteronomy 18:11)
13. Transvestitism (Deuteronomy 22:5)
14. The hire of a whore (Deuteronomy 23:18)
15. Remarriage to a former wife after she has been married to another man (Deuteronomy 24:4)
16. Dishonest scales (Deuteronomy 25:13-16)
17. Workers of iniquity (Psalm 5:5)
18. The wicked (Psalm 11:5)
19. Those who love violence (Psalm 11:5)
20. The froward [perverse] (Proverbs 3:32)
21. A proud look (Proverbs 6:16-17)
22. A lying tongue (Proverbs 6:17)
23. Hands that shed innocent blood (Proverbs 6:17)
24. A heart that devises wicked imaginations (Proverbs 6:18)
25. Feet that are swift in running to mischief (Proverbs 6:18)
26. A false witness who speaks lies (Proverbs 6:19)
27. Anyone who sows discord among brethren (Proverbs 6:19)
28. Lying lips (Proverbs 12:22)
29. The sacrifices of the wicked (Proverbs 15:8)
30. The ways of the wicked (Proverbs 15:9)
31. The thoughts of the wicked (Proverbs 15:26)
32. The proud in heart (Proverbs 16:5)
33. Those who justify the wicked (Proverbs 17:15)
34. Those who condemn the just (Proverbs 17:15)
35. Vain sacrifices (Isaiah 1:13)
36. Feasts as Israel celebrated them (Isaiah 1:14)
37. Robbery for burnt offering (Isaiah 61:8)
38. Idolatry (Jeremiah 44:2-4)
39. Evil plans against neighbors (Zechariah 8:17)
40. False oaths (Zechariah 8:17)
41. Esau (Malachi 1:1-3; Romans 9:13)
[Actually, it’s "Jacob have I loved, and Esau have I hated" -ed.]
42. Divorce (Malachi 2:14-16) 43. The deeds of the Nicolaitans (Revelation 2:6, 15)
But he forgives.

DO I SEE SOCCER OR HOLLAND OR DENMARK OR YOGA OR ANY OTHER SHIT ON THIS LIST?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:41 PM

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But he forgives.
Are you saying that all those Bible verses are false? You said God didn't hate anyone or any thing. Admit you were wrong and apologize before God and everyone on the forum for lying.

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DO I SEE SOCCER OR HOLLAND OR DENMARK OR YOGA OR ANY OTHER SHIT ON THIS LIST?
Where in the Bible does it say He doesn't hate those things?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:43 PM

How are soccer players lazy? They run their ass off for 90 whole minutes. How is hugging between guys seen as homosexuality? Didn't they hugged each other in the old times as well.


Jesus died for our sins. Ask for forgiveness & you won't go to Hell. Simple as that. /end of discussion.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:45 PM

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Are you saying that all those Bible verses are false? You said God didn't hate anyone or any thing. Admit you were wrong and apologize before God and everyone on the forum for lying.

Where in the Bible does it say He doesn't hate those things?
You should not complain about injustices done towards Christian-fanatics, when your arguments are as illogical as that.

Think about it. How is hating on soccer and random European nations going to help God? What God wants is more believers. Believe me, hating on soccer will kill about half your potential followers.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:45 PM

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Are you saying that all those Bible verses are false? You said God didn't hate anyone or any thing. Admit you were wrong and apologize before God and everyone on the forum for lying.

Where in the Bible does it say He doesn't hate those things?

Where in the bible does it say Jesus likes you?
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God Hates YOU.
No, God hates masturbaters.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version)

9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:49 PM

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Are you saying that all those Bible verses are false? You said God didn't hate anyone or any thing. Admit you were wrong and apologize before God and everyone on the forum for lying.

Where in the Bible does it say He doesn't hate those things?
I wonder....does this mean god hates you as well? for mindlessly wasting your life on here instead of out in the real world doing productive things?
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How are soccer players lazy? They run their ass off for 90 whole minutes. How is hugging between guys seen as homosexuality? Didn't they hugged each other in the old times as well.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:51 PM

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No, God hates masturbaters.

Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version)

9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
God doesn't hate masturbators. Onan got killed because he was being selfish and thought about what he wanted instead of what God wanted.
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I wonder....does this mean god hates you as well? for mindlessly wasting your life on here instead of out in the real world doing productive things?
Don't be a retard, we Glorify Jesus, how much more productive can we be?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:54 PM

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You where saying?


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You're such a dipshit. Come to your senses and pray for forgiveness. We stopped talking like this since we left the middle ages. Rednecks raping lil kids.


Jesus died for our sins. Ask for forgiveness & you won't go to Hell. Simple as that. /end of discussion.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:55 PM

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You should not complain about injustices done towards Christian-fanatics, when your arguments are as illogical as that.
God hates rational thinking!

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Think about it. How is hating on soccer and random European nations going to help God?
That is explained with great clarity in the thread to which you are referring. If you had read the thread instead of just reacting to the title you would know the answer to this question.

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What God wants is more believers. Believe me, hating on soccer will kill about half your potential followers.
You think that God wants people to follow Him for the wrong reasons? You have no morals whatsoever. You probably rape dogs. Do you rape dogs?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-09-2010, 04:57 PM

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God doesn't hate masturbators. Onan got killed because he was being selfish and thought about what he wanted instead of what God wanted.
But it doesn't say that in the scripture. It says "the thing which he did displeased The Lord".


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