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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 07:05 PM

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I'm afraid you're talking to the deaf and dumb now, Mr. Not So Much. When people start responding only in Biblical quotes, it shows they've lost their hold on whatever pathetic argument they came in with and hope throwing random quotes will work like some magic charm.

Maybe if she were a proper woman and had a proper husband who she'd listen to there would be hope. But I for one have to heed the words of our Lord. Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."


Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 08:49 PM

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Why not try sharing your own thoughts, dear, instead of hiding behind someone else's words?

Go ahead. We won't bite.

I thought I was banned. I thought this was a bible group. You are so quick to judge others, but yet you are offended by the Word of God. What is your point to this group?
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I thought I was banned. I thought this was a bible group. You are so quick to judge others, but yet you are offended by the Word of God. What is your point to this group?
You're confused, dear. Your silly use of scripture as your sole form of communication shouldn't be confused with some kind of intellectual prowess. Landover Baptist Church forum exists to sing praises of Jesus, and share the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him straight to Hell (John 3:18). I do wish you would stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising Jesus!

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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 09:01 PM

I am going to share one more bible verse with you for now, and if you really believe in the bible, take it to heart. Your despicable attitude is harmful to those who are searching. God loves, and He is merciful. If you will recall, it was the religious leaders in which Jesus was most angry.

And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.
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Maybe if she were a proper woman and had a proper husband who she'd listen to there would be hope. But I for one have to heed the words of our Lord. Matthew 10:14 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet."

I have never seen such hypocrisy in my life! I receive silly little "infractions" for posting bible verses, and you act as though it is I who refuse God's word? Are you insane or is this a joke to you?

Not that it is any of your business, but I obey and honor my husband. I am "allowed" to think and speak for myself because he is a MAN not afraid or threatened by a woman with a mind and heart to speak the truth. And if he tells me to stay away from you brood of vipers, I would listen immediately, but he actually gets a kick out of my Godly "entertainment." Its either religion or politics. Would you rather talk about politics?
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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 09:22 PM

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...God loves...
You just finished quoting the Bible where it says God hates. Why the change in your tune?

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...If you will recall, it was the religious leaders in which Jesus was most angry...
Please cite the passage you're having trouble comprehending.

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Oh, are you offended? Then you don't truly believe in Jesus.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

In all the time that I've spent here, I've never once managed to offend a True Christian™.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 09:26 PM

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You're confused, dear. Your silly use of scripture as your sole form of communication shouldn't be confused with some kind of intellectual prowess. Landover Baptist Church forum exists to sing praises of Jesus, and share the Good News that He is going to send every single person on Earth who doesn’t believe in Him straight to Hell (John 3:18). I do wish you would stop trying to pick a fight, and start praising Jesus!

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I assure you Mary, I am perfectly capable of carrying on a conversation with you, but since this is a bible group, the Word of God is very relevant...unless of course you do not believe the Word of God. I do not see any reason to praise Jesus for your church. I did not come here to start a fight, but I have been attacked, sanctioned, and belittled from the moment I started posting, and I opened with utmost sincerity and humility. Yet your group still finds it acceptable to call me and others like me unsaved trash. We have been redeemed by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ our Lord. Are you calling Jesus a liar? This group brings shame to the name of God. I am embarrassed that you call yourselves Christians.
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I assure you Mary, I am perfectly capable of carrying on a conversation with you, but since this is a bible group, the Word of God is very relevant...unless of course you do not believe the Word of God.
That's quite the slippery slope there, friend. If I don't agree with your cowardly execution of Biblical familiarity I must therefore not believe the Word of God? This would be silly if it weren't so arrogant and ignorant. If you can use the Word of God to support your opinion, I encourage you to do so. But you use the Word of God like a Magic Eight Ball, and frankly, that makes you look a bit retarded.

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I do not see any reason to praise Jesus for your church. I did not come here to start a fight, but I have been attacked, sanctioned, and belittled from the moment I started posting, and I opened with utmost sincerity and humility. Yet your group still finds it acceptable to call me and others like me unsaved trash. We have been redeemed by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ our Lord. Are you calling Jesus a liar? This group brings shame to the name of God. I am embarrassed that you call yourselves Christians.
No dear, if anyone is a liar, it's you. You say you have been redeemed by faith in Christ, but your faith is clearly in your own ability to twist Scripture to accommodate your personal agenda. If you don't believe me, ask yourself a question - why do you think Jesus just so happens to support every virtue you yourself value, and just so happens to be against every vice you yourself find objectionable? Have you never seen this among other people who, like you, self-identify as Christians only to use the Holy Word of God as a kind of mental "get out of [cognizant] jail" card? We see it all the time. You're not the first rodeo clown to come along and demand your own personal opinion just so happens to be the exact same one as Jesus Christ, with the predicable habit of manipulating Holy Scripture to be interpreted in the most convenient way.

You can pity yourself all you want, whine and complain that no one is taking you sooper serial, or you can open your heart and mind to what we're trying to tell you: Read the Word of God as it is written, not as you wish to understand it. Read what The LORD demands from you, not what you think your ghost-buddy by the name of Jesus would cheer you on for. Read about the Nature and Character of the Real Jesus Christ, Second Person of the Holy Trinity, as revealed in the Old Testament as well as the New. Don't take our word for it, let the Holy Bible speak for Itself, and stop ignoring the unfamiliar, uncomfortable bits.

When you have been truly redeemed by the Blood of the Lamb, your behavior will be naught but a reflection of the LORD Himself, a vessel that oozes Holiness like the rest of us, as we have been created anew, creations of the Spirit, not of the Flesh (John 3:6).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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You just finished quoting the Bible where it says God hates. Why the change in your tune?

God does hate people that sow discord among brethren like you group does by posting evil about all religious groups other than yours. Be grateful that Jesus will forgive you too.


Please cite the passage you're having trouble comprehending.

I am not having trouble comprehending any of the passages, and I surely do not need your rambling as help.



Oh, are you offended? Then you don't truly believe in Jesus.

My faith is strong, but I am concerned for others who are searching for the hope and mercy that is found in a life with God, a hope that this group can easily destroy.

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

We are called to make disciples, not call them names. Jesus rarely judged. He loved and shared God's goodness. Since your idea of Christianity is so far from what Jesus taught, I call you out as a false teacher.

In all the time that I've spent here, I've never once managed to offend a True Christian™.
This group while pretending to love the scriptures does not teach what Jesus taught. What good are you as a Christian if you do not even have love for not only brother and sisters in Christ, but also the unsaved whom Jesus sought?


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This group while pretending to love the scriptures does not teach what Jesus taught. What good are you as a Christian if you do not even have love for not only brother and sisters in Christ, but also the unsaved whom Jesus sought?
No need to shout. I feel sorry for you, having been brainwashed by false Christianity. Please take a look at THIS thread please, before making any bigger fool out of yourself.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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No need to shout. I feel sorry for you, having been brainwashed by false Christianity. Please take a look at THIS thread please, before making any bigger fool out of yourself.
I have no reason to look at your documents anymore. Jesus also warned about calling others fools. You are so sure of yourself, just like that arrogant man who was praying to God and thanked God for being so unlike those other "sinners." Apparently I need to remind you which man in the story found favor with God.


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I have no reason to look at your documents anymore. Jesus also warned about calling others fools. You are so sure of yourself, just like that arrogant man who was praying to God and thanked God for being so unlike those other "sinners." Apparently I need to remind you which man in the story found favor with God.
You certainly are a mouthy one, witch! I suggest you retire to your prayer closet and reflect on 1 Timothy 2:11, after reporting to your husband for a sound thrashing.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 10:25 PM

I'm done here. This kind of nonsense is not fitting for Christian brothers and sisters. I would say have a nice life, but at this point, I'd rather you (all) amend your ways before I offer a blessing.


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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 10:31 PM

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I have no reason to look at your documents anymore. Jesus also warned about calling others fools. You are so sure of yourself, just like that arrogant man who was praying to God and thanked God for being so unlike those other "sinners." Apparently I need to remind you which man in the story found favor with God.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 10:42 PM

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I'm done here. This kind of nonsense is not fitting for Christian brothers and sisters. I would say have a nice life, but at this point, I'd rather you (all) amend your ways before I offer a blessing.
Thanks but no thanks, I don't want the blessing of unsaved trash. I already have mine from the only person that matters: JESUS!! Here's a little Bible verse that nullifies your blessing and sanctifies the one I have and the one that really matters. Ephesians 1:3 "Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ"


Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Default Re: Hello - 08-31-2014, 11:05 PM

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...Be grateful that Jesus will forgive you too...
You say Jesus will forgive me. The Bible says different. Who should I believe?

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