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Red face Hello! - 08-30-2014, 11:19 PM

Hello fellow Christians,my name is David.

The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse

Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.

After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.

I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.

I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .



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Default Re: Hello! - 08-30-2014, 11:48 PM

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Hello fellow Christians,my name is David.

The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse

Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.

After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.

I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.

I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .

O'Peele? Did you shave your head to try and throw us off the scent, ginger? I know a mick when I smell one...
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Default Re: Hello! - 08-30-2014, 11:53 PM

Mr O'Peele, I'd like to give you a warm welcome. However, I'm a little confused. Do you attend another church called Landover Baptist? I certainly don't recall seeing you at our church, the Real Landover Baptist.


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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 12:00 AM

Share with us your testimony, David. How did you find Jesus?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Red face Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 12:01 AM

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Mr O'Peele, I'd like to give you a warm welcome. However, I'm a little confused. Do you attend another church called Landover Baptist? I certainly don't recall seeing you at our church, the Real Landover Baptist.
Friend VictoryOS,i don't recall you on our church too,maybe we just don't got the opportunity to meet each other,perhaps we should start it now


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What was last Sunday's sermon about?



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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 12:18 AM

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Share with us your testimony, David. How did you find Jesus?
jesus as always on my side,but my blindness never allowed me to see all his glory around me,until the day i went to brazil and i noticed that there are far more people in need of him more than me,i want to follow his path obviously not with all his glory but i will do my best,thank you for that interesting question friend Pim Pendergast.

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What was last Sunday's sermon about?

Friend Zechariah Smyth,on my stay on brazil i missed many sermons,but i am sure you can keep me informed all of then,thats about 2 years of missing sermons,of course if that is not much trouble for you.


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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 12:34 AM

Let me provide a cautious welcome to our congregation of the saved. However, I find that you seem to be well spoken in the word of God. How old were you when you got your first King James Bible?

I'd like to point out the verse that comes to mind when a well spoken man such as yourself comes to church comes from Mathew Chapter 7 verse 15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

I also hope you aren't some liberal Christian either. We have one of those who is trying to join today calling herself "meek" or something like that.

BTW, did you remember to tithe?


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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 12:42 AM

Trying to avoid the question, potato head? Christ sees through your subterfuge!
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Red face Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 12:49 AM

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Let me provide a cautious welcome to our congregation of the saved. However, I find that you seem to be well spoken in the word of God. How old were you when you got your first King James Bible?

I'd like to point out the verse that comes to mind when a well spoken man such as yourself comes to church comes from Mathew Chapter 7 verse 15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

I also hope you aren't some liberal Christian either. We have one of those who is trying to join today calling herself "meek" or something like that.

BTW, did you remember to tithe?
my older brother read it to me when i was little dont recall the age,then the bible stayed with me since his death.

about the tithe ,i am not aware about the amount,can you tell me how much is the amount please,friend Thomas Helwys.

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to help others find themselves with the grace of our LORD Jesus Christ,and to show teenagers today that they are following the wrong path when watching those cartoons/anime that have hidden messages telling them to be gay and lesbians,i want to show then the path that LORD Jesus Christ led me.

LORD Jesus forgive me for not being honest with you before.


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To be honest,you say...

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LORD Jesus forgive me for not being honest with you before.
Thank you. Jesus will forgive you as a part of His Divine Plan; I forgive you because I feel that you have had an honest reassessment (plus Ephesians 4:32 etc. etc.).

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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 01:09 AM

Hello, Mr. O'Peele, and welcome to the Godliest forum on the internet!



Now that we've established that you lied to us about being part of our church, could you please tell us what church do you attend?
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Now that we've established that you lied to us about being part of our church, could you please tell us what church do you attend?
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Stop Slandering Each Other 11 Brothers and sisters, stop slandering each other. Those who slander and judge other believers slander and judge God’s teachings. If you judge God’s teachings, you are no longer following them. Instead, you are judging them. 12 There is only one teacher and judge. He is able to save or destroy you. So who are you to judge your neighbor?



Friend Basilissa,i lied once on this forum,and was not for you,hope that you see there is no more lies on my heart.
So... you don't go to any church. Are you an atheist or something? Don't panic - you might not be doomed for eternal damnation yet. There is still time to repent and accept inside you.

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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 04:29 AM

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Hello fellow Christians,my name is David.

The church i do attend is the Landover Church,my favorite verse

Thessalonians 5:28 "The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you. "

I come to you tell my experience I've had in a country called Brazil, I went to this country to exchange experiences and show all what a True Christian™ is, but when I visited the first town called salvador - bahia i was shocked,all habitants with their skulls deformed similar to monkeys, desnutrition, no one even knew WHAT is a bible, much less the word of our LORD.

After that I visited the city of São Paulo - Brazil,already very traumatized, I never expected what i was going to see, its inhabitants,vast majority have at least one gay friend or family member who is gay, you could smell anal mucus from any of these people, the worst of all was when I saw some of these people do a "dance" called funk, whose movements are similar to a monkey on a angry fight.

I hope the grace of OUR LORD Jesus Christ
LORD purify my eyes,because i saw the impurities.
LORD purify my ears,because i heard the impurities.
LORD purify my nose,because i smelled the impurities.

I want to be part of this forum,perhaps i should call it a big family not a forum,i hope Jesus Christ accept me here .

Welcome to God's favorite forum. There is no Landover baptist Church in godless California, and since I would have your Tithe on record if you attended here in Freehold, then you are either confused or a liar. Which is it, slaphead?

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 06:06 AM

What is this business about missing sermons, as if that's an OK thing to do? On those rare occasions when I can't be in church, I have DVDs of Pastor Zeke's sermons drop-shipped to me within 24 hours of his giving them.

It's a nice service, and it only costs $50 per sermon. You should sign up for it, O'Peele.


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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 07:29 AM

I smell a big fat rat. Not a single one of those Bible verses is taken from the KJV. Even the links lead to bowdlerized versions - NLT, ESV and some abomination called the God's Word Translation. Satan's word, more likely!


2 Timothy 3:16

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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 04:42 PM

David,

Are you married? This matters.

In Christ,
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Default Re: Hello! - 08-31-2014, 04:49 PM

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I smell a big fat rat. Not a single one of those Bible verses is taken from the KJV. Even the links lead to bowdlerized versions - NLT, ESV and some abomination called the God's Word Translation. Satan's word, more likely!
I agree, a demonic rat! My cat (we only have for mousing purposes) though not saved through Christ, has been vomiting all over the house since this rat came on our website.


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