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Default Godly Postioning System prevents Papist pilgrimage! - 08-04-2010, 05:23 PM

Hallelujah! God's come up with yet another way to thwart sinners attempting to pray to His Mother for no comprehensible reason.
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Putting your faith in GPS, it appears, is not as reliable as putting your faith in the Lord.
An increasing number of Catholic pilgrims are learning this lesson first-hand as they show up in the unremarkable French village of Lourde – no 's' – and wait in vain for a miracle that never comes.
Nestling in the Pyrenean border country south of Toulouse, this little hamlet of 94 people has little in common with Lourdes, the world-famous holy site located around 90km to the west. It has no hotels, no shops and certainly no history of Marian apparitions.
So when they arrive in their cars, having misspelled the name of their destination on their navigational system, the new arrivals are understandably confused. "They are all surprised to see that Lourde[s] is so small; they ask you about the underground caves," one village councillor told French radio today.
Robert Amblard, village mayor, told local newspaper La Dépêche. "One day, a hearse showed up. The driver stopped in front of the map [of the local area] I advised him to have a look in the 65 [Haute-Pyrenees departement] instead."
Ever since the mid-19th century, when the unassuming market town of Lourdes became a pilgrimage point for Catholics all over the world, residents of the lesser known Lourde have been used to having to point outsiders to the right road.
But since the development of GPS, they say, the strays have become far more numerous. "For two years now ...more and more people are getting it wrong. We have Spaniards, Dutch, Belgians and of course French people. It's proof that they cant use technology," said one local, Louis.
Occasionally, it takes the errant pilgrims a while to notice they have taken a wrong turn, say the residents. Some of them, they claim, even confuse the village's modest statue of the Virgin Mary with the Statue of Our Lady at the Grotto of Massabielle, and lay their wreaths with great seriousness.
Despite the confusion, the villagers are resisting calls for them to modify their name in a bid to help pilgrims save themselves from orthographical recklessness. "I don't see why we should change our name," one local told RTL radio. "There is Bagnères de Luchon and Bagnères de Bigorre and people manage to get by."
The resident, who was not named by the radio station, added: "Even without an 's', we are still a nice village."
Could it be any clearer what is going on here? This is an obvious case of Divine Intervention, far more Godly than any phony Catholic "miracle". The message He is giving out is a simple and direct one: these poxy Popish pilgrims don't need to go to Lourdes, they need to find the Lord (no 's', there's only one of Him)! Shout Glory!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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