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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
12-31-2013, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I'm not angry, dear.
Let me simplify this for you.
You asked: "And when is being gay bad? Only acting upon it is bad, but it's totally fine to be born gay :-/"
I responded that to say "it's totally fine to be born gay" is hogwash. That means as an idea, it's fit to feed pigs, nothing more.
First of all, as Brother Templeton already explained, no one is "born gay."
Besides, what kind of cruel, horrifying God would create someone to fall in love with the wrong people? That's just mean and spiteful for no reason. My God isn't mean and spiteful for no reason.
Second of all, as I explained, this argument is used in a slippery slope to rationalizing sodomy. First people like you say it's okay to be born gay but not act on it. Then people like you say it's okay to act on it in a committed, loving relationship. Eventually people like you say it's okay to act on it when it's between two consenting adults. Ultimately people like you say it's okay to act upon it with any one who is unfortunate enough to be within striking distance of a gang of homosexuals roving the streets for their next anal conquest.
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Better, thanks for the explanation
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Then he is conflicted because how can he feed his family when another woman who should be at home raising a family is working a job he could have had?
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What if he simply lacks the skill that the women has or he has different talents or the women is simply better than the man at working and vice versa?
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Why do you think we here at Landover Baptist Church Forum warn about games like League of Legends? It's to share the Good News that Jesus is Alive and Well and watching and judging everything you do!
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
12-31-2013, 05:13 PM
Gay lust is gay.
Honestly, If you gueers would just read the Bible, you'd know how bad you are and the correct course of action]
Colossians 3:5
Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-02-2014, 06:10 PM
FFFF WOMEN CANT SPEAK OR HAVE JIBS ITS THE 21ST CENTURY AND A WOMAN ACTUALLY SAID SHE THOUGHT THIS WAS INFORMATIVE LOL IS A GAME AND A GOOD ONE TOO YOU TRY CREATE A "GOD" BASED GAME THAT CAN BE BETTER THAN LoL
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-02-2014, 06:37 PM
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FFFF WOMEN CANT SPEAK OR HAVE JIBS ITS THE 21ST CENTURY AND A WOMAN ACTUALLY SAID SHE THOUGHT THIS WAS INFORMATIVE LOL IS A GAME AND A GOOD ONE TOO YOU TRY CREATE A "GOD" BASED GAME THAT CAN BE BETTER THAN LoL
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Why do you atheists always spew so much hatred and bile?
You really need Jesus inside of you, young lady.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-02-2014, 10:03 PM
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YOU TRY CREATE A "GOD" BASED GAME THAT CAN BE BETTER THAN LoL
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Already done!
These games are based on
God and His Final Judgement,
ARMAGEDDON!
God's love is founded in justice!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-02-2014, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Already done!
These games are based on
God and His Final Judgement,
ARMAGEDDON!
God's love is founded in justice!
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Don't forget the game The Bibleman, A Fight for Faith!
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-03-2014, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Already done!
These games are based on
God and His Final Judgement,
ARMAGEDDON!
God's love is founded in justice!
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looks boring compared to LoL you probably van't even play online also LoL is the most popular game on twitch.tv Riot games<LB games
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!. -
01-03-2014, 10:44 AM
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Already done!
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***smut link removed*** youp forgot about these ones, ***smut link removed*** ***smut link removed***
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-03-2014, 11:04 AM
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Already done!
These games are based on
God and His Final Judgement,
ARMAGEDDON!
God's love is founded in justice!
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googled this sounds like a boring version of starcraft and fire emblem
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-03-2014, 11:58 AM
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looks boring compared to LoL you probably van't even play online also LoL is the most popular game on twitch.tv Riot games<LB games
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Why are you so judgemental? How do you know it's boring if you haven't even played it? That's not fair!
I'm sure somebody else has already asked you, but please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:18 AM
Greetings from the church of Mundo. We are an organization promoting the one true savior: Dr Mundo.
Mundo is displeased that you tell people not to play LoL. However, Mundo is a forgiving man, so instead of smiting you with his might, he instead recommend you to test LoL yourself before making a conclusion. Mundo especially recommend you play as Mundo in LoL, as everyone know Mundo is the best champion in game.
Mundo also very unhappy with title of thread, since everybody should love Mundo, as Mundo loves everyone in a fatherly forgiving way.
Mundo would also like to tell you that the image you use is from wrong game. The image is from the game Dota, which is different from LoL. This mistake make Mundo unhappy, since dota have no Mundo.
Finally, Mundo thinks you spend too much time on LoL fanart sites. Mundo not impressed by fangirl drawing of the Graves.
On behalf of the church of Mundo, we extend our most Mundoic greetings to you and wish you the best for the new year. As a reminder from the book of Mundo, Mundo shall go where he pleases.
PS. Mundo disapproves of your game as there is no Mundo. Mundo proposes an easy solution: make Mundo the protagonist of game. This would make Mundo very happy.
Mundo bless.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:25 AM
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Do you have your father's permission to be online, young lady?
Instead of polluting our threads with your drivel, post a proper introduction. See my signature.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:28 AM
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Sweetie, I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll pray for you.
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:31 AM
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Sweetie, I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but I'll pray for you.
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Mundo wish the best for you too!
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:41 AM
Is this you? (sorry everyone for the assault on your eyes)
Surely something only Satan could have imagined!
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:48 AM
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Mundo wish the best for you too!
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Mumbo, I see your English is really bad, so I will try to speak your way:
MUMBO GO TO KITCHEN. MUMBO CLEAN THE DISHES. MUMBO HAPPY WHEN MASSA HAPPY, MUMBO UNDERSTAND?
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-04-2014, 12:54 AM
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Start talking some sense, boy. Where is your introduction thread?
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
01-10-2014, 04:37 AM
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You people are all religious mormons, it is a game based upon fiction. It is in no way supporting the existence of the one you call "The Devil".
Here's a fun little fact for you, God does not exist. I dare you to prove me wrong, show some actual proof regarding the existence of God and not some mormonic book that a peasant starting selling to gain power.
Take a good hard piffleing look at yourselves, I mean for piffles sake you think a simple game like Tic-Tac-Toe is the work of Satan. You're complete and utter brainwashed lunatics.
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We are Fundamentalist Baptist Christians not mormons. I can assure you that Satan is very real!
Isaiah 14:12 "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!"
Ok challenge accepted my friend! I will prove to you that God is real!
2 Timothy 3:16 "All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,"
Matthew 4:4 "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."
God is real, and created the heaven, and the earth, and man in his own image.
We aren't talking about tic tac toe were talking about League of Legends a game that encourages children to dabble in witchcraft which is explicitly forbidden by the Holy Bible, and is punishable by death.
Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Leviticus 19:31 "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God."
1 Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king."
We are trying to save our children from eternal damnation, and a life of wizardry!
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
03-04-2014, 05:09 AM
Hi there Christian people,
I have a few unanswered questions and I would like to seek your wisdom and God's wisdom:
1. First of all I would like to know how can you be so hateful and dreadful to people when God teachs us to love each other and respect each other?
2. I see that Satan is the responsible for all the bad things that exist in our world, but how comes if the Lord is so mighty and perfect allows the existance of Satan?
3. If all things were created by the Lord how comes you assume that certain things are not as he wished to?
4. How comes you follow society rules if you don't agree on most of them?
5. How can you consider the Bible as the Lord's word if he did not wrote it Himself?
6. How comes the emoticons of this forum contain more innapropriate content than League of Legends?
7. In what basis do you assume the Lord's will even when he has not expressed Himself about most things you talk about?
Thank you,
The Blind Man is not the one who can't see, is the one who doesn't wants to see
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Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
03-04-2014, 12:07 PM
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God teachs us to love each other and respect each other?
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Jesus teaches us to love and respect other Christians.
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see that Satan is the responsible for all the bad things that exist in our world, but how comes if the Lord is so mighty and perfect allows the existance of Satan?
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God created everything.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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