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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:28 PM

@loveful I do read the Bible a lot. But I think you should be nicer about @Rev. Jim Osborn. He is a very dedicated True Christian™ who is only trying to show the truth to those people in New Zealand so they can choose Jesus instead and go to Heaven! #KJV1611 #John 14:1-4


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Smile Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:34 PM

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Great words eaven for non believer like myself! In my opinion IF God exists person like me who respects other people, respects life, nature, world, respects everyone and everything and tries to do best he can to help people who needs help etc... Goes to heaven more likely than person who simply mock people, and judge every single human being exept those whos not "true believers of god". Im not so great in english so I hope everyone understood my point.
Why the hate, friend?

You know, if you showed Jesus a little loving , He might help you with your English.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:37 PM

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Oh wow you guys are good. After reading some other threads it's obvious this forum is true religion.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:37 PM

@Fat Rooster Your intentions seem good but you can not make up your own rules! Only the rules in the Bible are valid if you want to go to Heaven. #2 Timothy 3:16


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:38 PM

Well first of all we do have a Babtist church in Iceland it is situated in a small town called Reykjanesbćr. Did u know that we have a lesbian prime minister. Maybe thats why the eruption is right now going crazyGuess u didnt know that.I dont understand why god fearing people and people who love jesus with all their hearts are hating so much. HERE IN ICELAND WE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AND WE PRAY FOR PEOPLE THAT HATE US.AMEN.Of course we do mistakes we are human just like YOU BAPTIST.Of course we have people from different worlds here some worship the devil some are muslims thats the way it is they are people like us no animals...you guys also have it. How can u jude and say u are going to hell and I am going to heaven? who told u that? Jesus? So u think all muslims and jewis people will rot in hell??? I hope not cuz what I was thought was to love each other no matter what race we are or religion people have.All the wars the hating and gay marriage is in the old testament and cristianity is as you may realize CHRIStianity when JESUS Christ was alive and after his death and that is only in the new testament so please talk about things there. The old testament is just like an every vikingstory.In the bible there are some lines about gays thats right but I know that the meaning was that there were men priest molesting little boys and that is the meaning of the words .HAVE WE EVER BEEN IN A WAR AND KILLED THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIKE USA AND THEIR FORMER CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT.NO!!! so I guess god can forgive us that we had a WOMAN that we are really proud of as our president.We do not live in iglos Iceland is a continent between two different worlds America and Europe so you can stand at one point of iceland and be in europe and then another and u will be in north america. Is that from the devil also? Hate us if you feel better in your heart. God bless you all especially the man who started all this. He must be really calm and a nice person with a beautiful personality and god must be really proud of all his hating he is giving to all of us here in Iceland. HE WILL FOR SURE GO TO HAVEN ACTING AND WRITING LIKE THIS.
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Well first of all we do have a Babtist church in Iceland it is situated in a small town called Reykjanesbćr. Did u know that we have a lesbian prime minister. Maybe thats why the eruption is right now going crazyGuess u didnt know that.I dont understand why god fearing people and people who love jesus with all their hearts are hating so much. HERE IN ICELAND WE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AND WE PRAY FOR PEOPLE THAT HATE US.AMEN.Of course we do mistakes we are human just like YOU BAPTIST.Of course we have people from different worlds here some worship the devil some are muslims thats the way it is they are people like us no animals...you guys also have it. How can u jude and say u are going to hell and I am going to heaven? who told u that? Jesus? So u think all muslims and jewis people will rot in hell??? I hope not cuz what I was thought was to love each other no matter what race we are or religion people have.All the wars the hating and gay marriage is in the old testament and cristianity is as you may realize CHRIStianity when JESUS Christ was alive and after his death and that is only in the new testament so please talk about things there. The old testament is just like an every vikingstory.In the bible there are some lines about gays thats right but I know that the meaning was that there were men priest molesting little boys and that is the meaning of the words .HAVE WE EVER BEEN IN A WAR AND KILLED THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIKE USA AND THEIR FORMER CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT.NO!!! so I guess god can forgive us that we had a WOMAN that we are really proud of as our president.We do not live in iglos Iceland is a continent between two different worlds America and Europe so you can stand at one point of iceland and be in europe and then another and u will be in north america. Is that from the devil also? Hate us if you feel better in your heart. God bless you all especially the man who started all this. He must be really calm and a nice person with a beautiful personality and god must be really proud of all his hating he is giving to all of us here in Iceland. HE WILL FOR SURE GO TO HAVEN ACTING AND WRITING LIKE THIS.
God hates homosexuals.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I suggest you wipe the frost off of your nose and stick it in the Holy Bible before you lecture us with your ignorance. Leave your earmuffs on though. Perhaps that will drown out Satan's coy whispers.



Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:48 PM

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You know, if you showed Jesus a little loving , He might help you with your English.
CAN U SPEAK ICELANDIC?? MAY GOD HELP YOU WITH YOUR ICELANDIC.AMEN
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@Icelandicwoman We do not hate you, God does. And all we want is that you choose Jesus instead and join us in Heaven! #John 14:1-4


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:48 PM

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I suggest you wipe the frost off of your nose and stick it in the Holy Bible before you lecture us with your ignorance. Leave your earmuffs on though. Perhaps that will drown out Satan's coy whispers.
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@Perfumly Why are you not nice to @Youth Pastor Marty? The only thing he is trying to do is to save your soul so you can join us in Heaven! #Psalm 9:17


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:54 PM

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GOD SHOWED HIMSELF IN HIS SON HE IS GOD THE SON AND THE WHOLY SPIRT....SO GOD SHOWED US HIMSELF AS JESUS AND JESUS NEVER HATES ANYONE NEVER EVER .ITS IN THE BIBLE HE FORGIVES US CUZ HE LOVES US.JESUS IS GOD AND HE LOVES US.HE LOVES GOD LOVES US OK.U ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE OLD TESTAMENT AND JESUS WASNT EVEN DOING MIRACLES THERE AND CHRISTIANITY DIDNT EXCIST THERE. YOU ARE A VERY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN BUT PLEASE DONT THINK GOD HATES ANY OF US HUMAN BEING.HE LOVES US ALL
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Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 09:56 PM

@Icelandicwoman Why all the capital letters? And God does not just love everyone. He only loves those that earned his love! I will pray for you to do that so you can join us in Heaven! #Proverbs 6:16-19


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GOD SHOWED HIMSELF IN HIS SON HE IS GOD THE SON AND THE WHOLY SPIRT....SO GOD SHOWED US HIMSELF AS JESUS AND JESUS NEVER HATES ANYONE NEVER EVER .ITS IN THE BIBLE HE FORGIVES US CUZ HE LOVES US.JESUS IS GOD AND HE LOVES US.HE LOVES GOD LOVES US OK.U ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE OLD TESTAMENT AND JESUS WASNT EVEN DOING MIRACLES THERE AND CHRISTIANITY DIDNT EXCIST THERE. YOU ARE A VERY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN BUT PLEASE DONT THINK GOD HATES ANY OF US HUMAN BEING.HE LOVES US ALL
Since you discredit the Old Testament (sure sign you are Hellbound), Here is some New Testament for you:

God commands us to shun those who do not believe, not to love them.

2 John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

God has also chosen who He wants in Heaven. You can either join us as a True Christian, or suffer eternally. God already knows what you will do. Do you?

2 Thessalonians 2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.



Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 10:04 PM

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IS THIS AN AUTOMATIC ANSWER FROM A MACHINE???I WILL SEE YOU IN HEAVEN WHEN MY TIME COMES I WANNA BE ON EARTH NOW I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE HERE THANK YOU.IF WE WERE PERFECT WE WOULDNT BE WALKING ON THIS EARTH .
If there was no way to be perfect why did Jesus command us to be?

Matthew 5:48
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 10:08 PM

Apparently Mr Jim Osbourne has none what so ever knowledge about Iceland or any other Scandinavian countries.

This blog is making the whole of Europe laugh at the moment it goes like a fire all over the world for ignorance and obvious goals this poor soul has.

Just to inform you people that follows this guy, please be aware cause this is nothing but an gold digger trying to have you donate 10% to his cause.

The flag mr. Rev. Jim Osborne posts on his story about Iceland is the Norwegian flag see here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway
The Icelandic flag is here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland

There is only one god and i´m beginning to believe that Jim Osbourne is not in his crowd.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 10:08 PM

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@Icelandicwoman Why all the capital letters? And God does not just love everyone. He only loves those that earned his love! I will pray for you to do that so you can join us in Heaven! #Proverbs 6:16-19
thank you very much I appriciate that. God is good dont forget that .I respect other people religion and all human beings have the right to believe in what they want as long as it doesnt hurt themselves or others . If I will go to hell because Im from Iceland and some people dont think Í have earned god's love jesus love then so be it.Im here for a reason and I will do my best to be a better person everyday.The bible and christianity is my saviour in life if it wasnt for god I wouldnt be alive he has helped me so much and I am soooo thankful for that and I dont need to shout it on the streets and show off.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 04-21-2010, 10:08 PM

@Icelandicwoman It makes me sad that you call me a machine. But I am sure Jesus will reward me for trying to save your soul anyway. #Matthew 5:10


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