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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 02-27-2013, 04:22 PM

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As a person who works in healthcare I couldn't emphasize how incorrect and frankly, hyper-religious view of this is. And I do believe in Christ, however your view of a very reliable and quick screening for a serious problem is so atrociously wrong I can't honestly believe it.
First, getting your prostate checked is not a homosexual act, the doctor is getting no sexual satisfaction from this, and neither is the participant. That's like calling a man who was raped in prison a homosexual.
If there is an abnormality detected they then perform a PSA test which can help confirm the diagnosis of prostate cancer.
Second, if you've never seen a man urinate blood, as I have, you might change your view on getting this quick test done yourself.
Do you honestly believe Benny Hinn (who has been proven to be a false healer multiple times over) doesn't get his prostate checked this way you are truly in a delusional mindset.
What's truly sad about this isn't your insane views, but your complete and total blind ignorance to this. And to say that bad things happen to sinners for their sin, please explain to me exactly what happened to Job then?
You don't believe in Christ, you SPIT in his face!!!

If you let another man enter your....bottomside....you are a HELLBOUND QUEER!!! Scripture is clear on gays.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Now kindly STOP encouraging acts of homosexuality on our Godly forums. We're trying to save people here, not send them to hell!!
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 02-27-2013, 04:37 PM

As "someone who works in healthcare" and probably gets paid a heck of a lot more than you do, (And no, I don't go around sticking my finger up peoples rumps) let me translate this.

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As a person who works in healthcare
Translation: I've been in a doctors office.

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I couldn't emphasize how incorrect and frankly, hyper-religious view of this is.
Translation: It's none of my business, but since I know everything, I'm going to bust in on your conversation and tell you that my way is the right way.


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And I do believe in Christ,
Translation: I've made a god in my own image.


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however your view of a very reliable and quick screening for a serious problem is so atrociously wrong I can't honestly believe it.
Translation: I believe all the commercials I see on TV

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First, getting your prostate checked is not a homosexual act, the doctor is getting no sexual satisfaction from this, and neither is the participant. That's like calling a man who was raped in prison a homosexual.
If there is an abnormality detected they then perform a PSA test which can help confirm the diagnosis of prostate cancer.
Translation: I like having things rammed up my butt, but I'm not homosexual.

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Second, if you've never seen a man urinate blood, as I have, you might change your view on getting this quick test done yourself.
Translation: I have sick fantasies about bodily fluids coming out of a mans penis BUT I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL!

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Do you honestly believe Benny Hinn (who has been proven to be a false healer multiple times over) doesn't get his prostate checked this way you are truly in a delusional mindset.
Translation: I have fantasies about Benny Hinn in his hot suits BUT I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL!

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What's truly sad about this isn't your insane views, but your complete and total blind ignorance to this. And to say that bad things happen to sinners for their sin, please explain to me exactly what happened to Job then?
Translation: I disagree with the Bible.


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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 02-27-2013, 07:16 PM

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As a person who works in healthcare I couldn't emphasize how incorrect and frankly, hyper-religious view of this is. And I do believe in Christ, however your view of a very reliable and quick screening for a serious problem is so atrociously wrong I can't honestly believe it.
Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum!

You say you believe in Christ, and yet you suggest that maybe He cannot be trusted enough to care for the health of His beloved Brothers and Sisters. This confuses me. I'm just not sure what you mean by it. How do you reconcile this belief with what the Lord Jesus says as dictated by Matthew and Luke (Matthew 6:25-34; Luke 12:22-32)?

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First, getting your prostate checked is not a homosexual act, the doctor is getting no sexual satisfaction from this, and neither is the participant. That's like calling a man who was raped in prison a homosexual.
Homosexuality isn't about sexual satisfaction, as any one of our ex-gay members can tell you. As I understand it, it's about denying your God-given soul, suppressing the loving whisper of your Creator, and worshiping the idol of manhood. For many, it's about reveling in the destruction of as many souls as possible. I don't know how that can be considered sexually satisfying, but then, I've never been initiated into Satan's Game of Thrones. My back door is as virginal as Mary was when the Spirit of God implanted His own divine seed.

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If there is an abnormality detected they then perform a PSA test which can help confirm the diagnosis of prostate cancer.
Second, if you've never seen a man urinate blood, as I have, you might change your view on getting this quick test done yourself.
Do you honestly believe Benny Hinn (who has been proven to be a false healer multiple times over) doesn't get his prostate checked this way you are truly in a delusional mindset.
What's truly sad about this isn't your insane views, but your complete and total blind ignorance to this. And to say that bad things happen to sinners for their sin, please explain to me exactly what happened to Job then?
You sound angry, friend. Perhaps you are not aware of the Saving Power of Christ, but cancer is a known cry for attention. Besides, if the LORD is punishing someone with cancer of the manhood, then why should he avoid this loving message of correction (Psalm 94:12; Proverbs 3:12; Revelation 3:19)? Why wouldn't he embrace this opportunity? If the LORD is calling a beloved man home, why encourage him to delay?

It sounds as if you believe in Jesus only so far as He doesn't conflict with the medical establishment. But is that really believing in Jesus? Or is that hedging your bets because you are afraid to believe fully in science? This later fear comes from your soul - it is crying out to you to embrace the Truth of the LORD, dear, not the lie of science.



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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 02-27-2013, 07:19 PM

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blah, blah, blah

Exactly what are you doing in the men's section? Where is your husband and why isn't he correcting you for this?

You may be a True Christian™ woman, but this is the men's only section and we expect you to provide a good example to the unsaved trash women who show up here.


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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 02-28-2013, 08:36 AM

I've been toying with the idea of Elective Prostate Removal Surgery, as a preventative measure. I'm no queer, mind you, but why give rectal demons anything to sink their fangs into? Better safe than sorry...

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"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." Matthew 5:29
The prostate gland is nothing but demon-bait, it serves no purpose but to encourage sodomy, I don't believe anything secular doctors say to the contrary. The only problem is that the surgery itself is gay, especially if performed by an attractive male doctor with nice hair, straight teeth and a muscular physique...would it be less of an abomination if a robot did the surgery? I guess that would depend on who programmed it, a pervert in any case. Too many IFs...I'll have to speak to a pastor about it before I make a decision.
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 02-28-2013, 10:45 AM

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...would it be less of an abomination if a robot did the surgery?
I guess it depends on the robot...and I've also had my suspiscions about Tom Servo for years.
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 05-08-2013, 07:02 AM

Are you people really such closeted homosexuals that you're afraid a prostate exam will turn you into some wiener-loving gay maniac?
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 05-08-2013, 08:26 AM

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Are you people really such closeted homosexuals that you're afraid a prostate exam will turn you into some wiener-loving gay maniac?
Typical.

Yet another member of the gaywise radical liberal agenda attempting to coax young men into getting their bottoms felt up by a drooling pervert.

Talk about wolf in a sheep

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 05-08-2013, 06:42 PM

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Are you people really such closeted homosexuals that you're afraid a prostate exam will turn you into some wiener-loving gay maniac?
I’m nearing forty and let me tell you I will not be taking part in this homosexual agenda! And not because I am some closeted homosexual as you say, but because I am an out Christian! The only thing going in me is the Holy Spirit.
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 05-08-2013, 06:52 PM

Does your wife use a male gynecologist? If that's the case then I am going to have to request a female to do my prostate exam. I don't care if she finds it distasteful, I'm not letting any Mr. Dr. stick his finger up my rectum. BTW, I hope it's your wife.


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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 05-15-2013, 02:34 PM

If God wants me to urinate several times an hour then I will urinate several times an hour. Having gay sex with a medical prostitute may stop the frequent urination but only because it would make God hate me. Six or seven times per hour I am reminded that God loves me.


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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 07-09-2014, 02:42 AM

YES!!! Finally someone who has brains in their head. If God cures all disease, maybe god just gave us a way to cure diseases, like prostate cancer, or smallpox. The cure he gives could be indirect.



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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 07-09-2014, 03:16 AM

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YES!!! Finally someone who has brains in their head...
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...If God cures all disease, maybe god just gave us a way to cure diseases, like prostate cancer, or smallpox...
You mean, like prayer?

James 5:13 "Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms."

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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 07-09-2014, 03:26 AM

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YES!!! Finally someone who has brains in their head. If God cures all disease, maybe god just gave us a way to cure diseases, like prostate cancer, or smallpox. The cure he gives could be indirect.



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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 07-10-2014, 01:23 AM

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YES!!! Finally someone who has brains in their head. If God cures all disease, maybe god just gave us a way to cure diseases, like prostate cancer, or smallpox. The cure he gives could be indirect.



Romans 2:1-Therefore you have no excuse, everyone of you who passes judgment, for in that which you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things.
Does Satan has his finger in your rectum right now?


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 07-10-2014, 02:32 AM

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Does your wife use a male gynecologist? If that's the case then I am going to have to request a female to do my prostate exam. I don't care if she finds it distasteful, I'm not letting any Mr. Dr. stick his finger up my rectum. BTW, I hope it's your wife.
You can by all means request that a female doctor perform your prostate exam however surely gender should not matter when in comes to who is inspecting your health, surely it should be a case of who is the most qualified and reliable doctor.
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 07-10-2014, 03:15 AM

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You can by all means request that a female doctor perform your prostate exam however surely gender should not matter when in comes to who is inspecting your health, surely it should be a case of who is the most qualified and reliable doctor.
To follow your line of reasoning, you should consult the person who is most qualified and reliable to inform you about The Holy Word of God.

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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 08-09-2014, 06:41 PM

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As a person who works in healthcare I couldn't emphasize how incorrect and frankly, hyper-religious view of this is. And I do believe in Christ, however your view of a very reliable and quick screening for a serious problem is so atrociously wrong I can't honestly believe it.
First, getting your prostate checked is not a homosexual act, the doctor is getting no sexual satisfaction from this, and neither is the participant. That's like calling a man who was raped in prison a homosexual.
If there is an abnormality detected they then perform a PSA test which can help confirm the diagnosis of prostate cancer.
Second, if you've never seen a man urinate blood, as I have, you might change your view on getting this quick test done yourself.
Do you honestly believe Benny Hinn (who has been proven to be a false healer multiple times over) doesn't get his prostate checked this way you are truly in a delusional mindset.
What's truly sad about this isn't your insane views, but your complete and total blind ignorance to this. And to say that bad things happen to sinners for their sin, please explain to me exactly what happened to Job then?
In medical school, I was blessed to have a fine, Christian man as the director of my residency. When we found it necessary to invade a man in this way, we asked the Lord to transform our finger temporarily into that of a female so that we as men would not be inspecting the nether regions of another man. I FIRMLY believe that GOD ANSWERS PRAYER. I held firmly to that belief then, and remained firm throughout the examination. I felt the power of Jesus each and every time a prostate exam was performed. It is as if a part of me grows strong for God and I sometimes shout GLORY as I am with the patient.

Your claim that Brother Hinn is somehow a shyster, however, makes me boil with righteous anger. HOW DARE YOU insult the PERSONAL physician of a righteous woman like Sister Whitford? Do you not feel the power of Christ exude from everything she writes in this forum?

While you are correct that Brother Hinn likely has exams, I believe he also prays before, during, and after this experience. It is possible that the Lord has a permanent healing going on within his body so that the exam isn't even necessary. Did you ever hear of Brother Hinn cancelling a crusade because he is ill? I haven't. Our Lord takes care of those that are engaged in His work.

As a Christian, Baptist physician, I give GOD the glory every time I am able to aid someone in regaining their health. The doctors with whom I practice pray every morning for our patients - and as I have said in another post, several of them CANCEL THEIR APPOINTMENTS because GOD HEALS THEM before they can even take that obligatory "going to see the doctor" shower. Praise His Name! Those He does not heal instantly come to the appointment knowing that we will determine what sin keeps them unwell and that each doctor will lay hands on them, claiming victory through Christ's promise that by HIS stripes, we ARE HEALED.

I realize you are probably long gone from this forum, since the Holy Spirit weeds out the riff raff on a regular basis (along with the DOF). Still, my soul would not permit me to simply let this pass without honoring my Lord and my God, the True Source of all healing power.

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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 08-10-2014, 12:51 AM

You prayed for the finger to turn into a female's. Yep, definitely a troll.
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Default Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam! - 08-10-2014, 12:59 AM

You're assuming its a sexual act. Therefore, even if its a female, it doesn't make much of a difference. It would be sex before marriage. Why don't people read their bibles correctly?
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