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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-11-2010, 10:55 PM
10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
There is a reason why God's favorite nation America could care less about soccer while Hell bound nations like Australia, Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Ireland, and Denmark are all playing soccer (some even dare to call it football) all the time. While Americans play God's chosen sports like Baseball, American Football and Basketball the rest of the world is pleasing Satan with soccer. Everyone either involved or interested in soccer will burn in Hell for all eternity.
1st Corinthians 10:31 "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."
#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."
#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."
#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."
#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!
The English (!) soccer team in 1938:
#10 France is successful at soccer!
And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."
All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-11-2010, 11:18 PM
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Now this gives the term "pothead" a whole new meaning. Also, isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear? And remember that time when a soccer player hired a hitman to club another soccer player's knee before the big game?
You never hear about American athletes doing anything like that.
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06-12-2010, 12:07 AM
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Also, isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear?
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Yes. But it can get even worse than that!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-12-2010, 12:42 AM
Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?
A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!
I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-12-2010, 03:03 AM
The referees are queer as a three dollar bill too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-12-2010, 06:49 AM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-10-2012, 09:45 PM
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Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?
A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!
I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.
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okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...
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03-11-2012, 06:55 AM
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okay sooo... football isn't gay? tight pants+touching eachothers butts= GAY!!!!!!! and wrestling???? ya like that? huh? does god hate that? weeeeelllllll its just males prancing around in tight tight tight did I say tight? uniforms and tumbling intertwined on a soft cushy mat... yeah not gay at all...
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-10-2017, 01:59 AM
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Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?
A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy!
I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts.
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let me just leave this picture here.
(football seems pretty gay to me my dudes.)
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12-11-2017, 06:57 PM
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let me just leave this picture here.
(football seems pretty gay to me my dudes.)
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I agree with your picture, football is getting gayer since they let the nigroes in.
Also they are losing audience. Most of all for opposing the great Donald Trump (best president EVER, and also best TV host EVER)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-20-2010, 01:22 AM
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isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear?
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that was actually in boxing, Mike Tyson bit Holyfields ear off, stuff like that has never happened in a football (or soccer as you like to call it) match
football players are not lazy, they run around 20km each match, they practice almost every day, all days of the week.
Football players are also not gay, these images are shot at the right moment so it looks kinda gay, i have to admit that , some people that watch football are drunk bullies but only a minority, most of the people only watch it to have fun, because they love the sport
please get your facts straight
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-20-2010, 01:45 AM
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that was actually in boxing, Mike Tyson bit Holyfields ear off, stuff like that has never happened in a football (or soccer as you like to call it) match
football players are not lazy, they run around 20km each match, they practice almost every day, all days of the week.
Football players are also not gay, these images are shot at the right moment so it looks kinda gay, i have to admit that , some people that watch football are drunk bullies but only a minority, most of the people only watch it to have fun, because they love the sport
please get your facts straight
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Looks to me like you are just trying to defend your homer activity.
Sure they practice almost every day...the Gay that is!!
I have seen and heard many a drunken hooligan say to their male" friends" " I love you man", but fortunately, have never been around to see what debauchery ensued thereafter.
Yes, I can see you love the ass grabbing and man on man kissing after a goal.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-20-2010, 02:13 AM
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Looks to me like you are just trying to defend your homer activity.
Sure they practice almost every day...the Gay that is!!
I have seen and heard many a drunken hooligan say to their male" friends" " I love you man", but fortunately, have never been around to see what debauchery ensued thereafter.
Yes, I can see you love the ass grabbing and man on man kissing after a goal.
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Here's a lesson in slandering people, a google search will make anything look gay if you manipulate it correctly
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&g...QvwUoAQ&q=gay+insert sport here&spell=1
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06-20-2010, 02:16 AM
It's not slander if it's true.
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06-20-2010, 02:17 AM
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There was no ass-grabbing in that pic you showed, Mr Nasty Jew.
I can see clearly his hand was placed on his hip and not his buttocks.
Perhaps you are just looking for the gay in that shot yourself.
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06-20-2010, 02:20 AM
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Here's a lesson in slandering people
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We all know how good your type is at that.
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Romans 1
29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-25-2010, 06:19 AM
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When I look at them I see sports heroes, when you look at them you see men in tights. You must love soccer a lot...
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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06-25-2010, 05:51 PM
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When I look at them I see sports heroes, when you look at them you see men in tights. You must love soccer a lot...
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Not a great deal, to be honest only find it slightly less boring them american football
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-01-2010, 06:44 PM
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Also, isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear?
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Also, isn't this guy the boxer player who bit off another boxer player's ear?
There i fixed it for you. Search for Mike Tyson on google.
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