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Atheist here. Trying my hardest not to look like an utter retard. -
03-14-2014, 10:27 PM
Remember in the ten commandments "Love your neighbour", and letting me go to hell by not successful convincing me that your god is real is not really loving me, is it?
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:29 PM
What church do you go to, dear? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to love and serve Jesus?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:35 PM
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Remember in the ten commandments "Love your neighbour", and letting me go to hell by not successful convincing me that your god is real is not really loving me, is it?
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Please read the verse that says "love thy neighbour" in context and then pass comment on it.
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:35 PM
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Remember in the ten commandments "Love your neighbour",
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Remember that in the Bible heathens are not neighbours of believers. Another thing is that you might want to check the 10 commandments again.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:39 PM
Ok. Favourite bible verse, Genesis 1:1. I used to go to a Catholic church then a Lutheran one before becoming an atheist. Also, maybe make a subforum for debating Jesus?
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Re: Atheist here. Trying my hardest not to look like an utter retard. -
03-14-2014, 10:41 PM
Any preferred color scheme? 
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:43 PM
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Ok. Favourite bible verse, Genesis 1:1. I used to go to a Catholic church then a Lutheran one before becoming an atheist. Also, maybe make a subforum for debating Jesus?
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Jesus is not a subject for debate.
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
And he is only online around xmas so debating Him here would be pointless.
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:51 PM
So, none of you even TRIED to make me a Christian. So you are all going to hell then?
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:54 PM
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So, none of you even TRIED to make me a Christian. So you are all going to hell then?
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No dear. You are.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 10:54 PM
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So, none of you even TRIED to make me a Christian. So you are all going to hell then?
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Young lady, the thing for you to do is read the Bible(KJV1611). That will tell you all about the conditional love of Jesus and how He temporarily died for the sins we were born with.
What have you ever done?
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:07 PM
For a start, I am a guy. Secondly, I am not about to read the bible again (I have read 4 different bibles and the NIV study bible twice.)
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:11 PM
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For a start, I am a guy. Secondly, I am not about to read the bible again (I have read 4 different bibles and the NIV study bible twice.)
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If you have read the Bible cover to cover at least once you know as much as anyone here.
If you want to go to the Lake of Fire, simply carry on as you are. If you actually love Jesus why not try devoting your life to Him?
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:13 PM
But I know a Muslim that believes that if I don't believe in his religion, I will go to hell. Who is right?
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:20 PM
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But I know a Muslim that believes that if I don't believe in his religion, I will go to hell. Who is right?
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The Bible(KJV1611) is right. Are you retarded?
2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:22 PM
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But I know a Muslim that believes that if I don't believe in his religion, I will go to hell. Who is right?
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I thought you read the Bible? You should pay heed before this moo slime blows you up.
Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:28 PM
Ok, remember that I am an atheist at the moment, so that means that I don't believe in what the bible says.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:29 PM
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For a start, I am a guy. Secondly, I am not about to read the bible again (I have read 4 different bibles and the NIV study bible twice.)
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Maybe you should actually read it for once instead of pretending to read it. It is clear that you do not know bible at all, as you already have shown.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:32 PM
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Ok, remember that I am an atheist at the moment, so that means that I don't believe in what the bible says.
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Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
It is pretty clear from the Bible(KJV1611) where you will go for eternity. Why court eternal damnation when all you need to do is embrace Christ and let Him into your life?
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:34 PM
I have read the bible, I just don't believe in it.
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Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. -
03-14-2014, 11:38 PM
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I have read the bible, I just don't believe in it.
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Deep down everyone believes in God. Some people deny it so they can engage in the anal sexualism or lesbiopathy 
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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