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Is it wrong to play a witch in a movie -
09-14-2006, 12:20 AM
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09-14-2006, 12:29 AM
only if its directed by a jew.
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09-14-2006, 12:34 AM
Depends what kind of movie...was it kinky? If so, then, yes, probably.
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09-14-2006, 12:41 AM
If you are going to pretend to be a witch then you must ask yourself, is this what you aspire to be?
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09-14-2006, 05:38 PM
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09-15-2006, 08:10 AM
Now, you ask a good question. Thank you for being concerned.
The answer is quite easy. If you're playing a witch that in any way promotes witchcraft, say for example Bewitched or Harry Potter then you will burn in Hell.
But, if you play a witch being burned at the stake, then that's ok.
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09-15-2006, 02:01 PM
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Now, you ask a good question. Thank you for being concerned.
The answer is quite easy. If you're playing a witch that in any way promotes witchcraft, say for example Bewitched or Harry Potter then you will burn in Hell.
But, if you play a witch being burned at the stake, then that's ok.
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Excellent answer, Brother. The Bible tells us to abstain from all appearance of evil (I Thess. 5:22), which is broader than merely abstaining from evil. Therefore, we may not play witches unless we show those witches getting their just desserts as ordained in Scripture.
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09-16-2006, 12:23 AM
Agreed -- if you must play a witch, ensure that the witch gets her GODLY justice -- BROILED on a STICK. On a side note, witch burnings can co-incide with book-burnings to save time and effort! Please the LORD's totally non-hairy Nostrils with the savory smell of burning heathens AND their homer literature! And since burning a witch takes time (sometimes getting a fire hot enough takes awhile), and listening to her nonstop screeching against the LORD, enjoy a hot cup of coffee boiled over the embers. Then throw some potatoes in there and huzzah -- GODLY Baked Potatoes! Just be careful to NOT poke holes into the potato, that the demons from the witch don't enter it, and thereby enter YOU.
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09-17-2006, 05:36 PM
All of you have gone against the GREAT Emma Watson!I hate you all!Jesus hate you All!I just turned heel here!
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09-17-2006, 05:52 PM
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All of you have gone against the GREAT Emma Watson!I hate you all!Jesus hate you All!I just turned heel here!
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Emma Watson is just another teenage Irish tart. She'll come to a bad end, no doubt about it.
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09-17-2006, 06:46 PM
Emma Watson is a GODLESS WHORE. She will burn in hell forever as soon as the Good Lord chooses to end her misery here on earth. Right now he is using her as an example for what HORRIBLE things will happen to WITCHES. Wait until she meets the WITCH of all WITCHES -- SATAN (and his little brother, The poop/pope). Satan will cast SODOMY level ZILLION and a half, and THEN Miss Watson will learn how she should have lived her life.
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09-17-2006, 07:05 PM
Ok first of all no one AND I mean NO ONE messes with me about Emma Watson NO ONE! Now listen here you are all piffleing mormons I actully a while back predicted JonFish's post. I have plenty and I mean plenty of people on my side. So Let me give you an offer. Take back what you said, and maybe i let it slide before I get my friends here. Trust me they will get you. Ok you cleary have pissed me of. -HelmsFan55
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09-17-2006, 07:15 PM
You mormons she is british. YTMND
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09-17-2006, 07:47 PM
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You mormons she is british. YTMND
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Oh, can't you shut up about that little Welch whore?
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09-17-2006, 07:55 PM
Oh Pastor Al I love you, you know that, and what do you mean by a "bad end" I mean we will I die, if we want to or not. Jeez, just cause I wouldnt want my wife to be a slave, and utiilizing basic human rights, I am ungodly. I hardly think so.
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09-17-2006, 08:06 PM
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Oh Pastor Al I love you, you know that, and what do you mean by a "bad end" I mean we will I die, if we want to or not. Jeez, just cause I wouldnt want my wife to be a slave, and utiilizing basic human rights, I am ungodly. I hardly think so.
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Your brain must be addled like a stirred omelette if you think that passage made any sense. I mean that Emma will end up addicted to drugs and will eventually look like David Letterman.
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09-18-2006, 03:33 PM
She already fornicates with at least 50 Hollywood Joo executives a day. It's hard to go downhill from there, but I am confident she'll manage it.
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09-18-2006, 11:30 PM
Wow, you know something. I feel like I am arguing a 3 year old. Except these 3 year olds know politics. Just because a person does something doesn't make them bad. I see the these people against the book making false claims. I know devout Christians who read the book and Atheists. I mean what do they do at Landover read the bible and go to Church. Oh yeah, and hate people. I bet if you met the biblical Jesus you'd hate him. Yep! Why would Jesus hate this book there is no clear hate of him. it's Fiction guys, which means its made up. Allso the whole bible can not be fact, due to the fact that the infancy narritives of Matthew and Luke are diffrent. God Bless!
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09-19-2006, 12:26 AM
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Ok first of all no one AND I mean NO ONE messes with me about Emma Watson NO ONE! Now listen here you are all ****ing mormons I actully a while back predicted JonFish's post. I have plenty and I mean plenty of people on my side. So Let me give you an offer. Take back what you said, and maybe i let it slide before I get my friends here. Trust me they will get you. Ok you cleary have pissed me of. -HelmsFan55
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You have no real friends, you disgusting unsaved trash. All you have is fantasy -- fitlhy fantasies about that teenage whore and witch Emma Watson, and fantasies about imaginary friends.
You need Jesus, Jennifer, and quickly. Fling yourself down on your spindly knees and beg for God's forgiveness. Plainly you are here at Landover because, deep down, you are aware of the great lack in your spiritually impoverished and debauched life.
You must repent, accept the Lord as your Saviour© and begin a strict tithing regime with Landover. A quick love-offering to the Lord via Landover via the Paypal button at the bottom of the page will help -- see it as a type of pre-emptive strike against the Dark One who has been leading you astray.
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09-19-2006, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by JonFish85
Agreed -- if you must play a witch, ensure that the witch gets her GODLY justice -- BROILED on a STICK. On a side note, witch burnings can co-incide with book-burnings to save time and effort! Please the LORD's totally non-hairy Nostrils with the savory smell of burning heathens AND their homer literature! And since burning a witch takes time (sometimes getting a fire hot enough takes awhile), and listening to her nonstop screeching against the LORD, enjoy a hot cup of coffee boiled over the embers. Then throw some potatoes in there and huzzah -- GODLY Baked Potatoes! Just be careful to NOT poke holes into the potato, that the demons from the witch don't enter it, and thereby enter YOU.
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We have discovered, down here in the South Pacific Landover Mission, that Harry Potter books make particularly good kindling. The one blessing about the God-forsaken country that I am ministering in is that the secular law is non-existent in many backward regions, and we are able to carry out God's will to the letter. Of course when we capture a witch or wickedan, we do always attempt to bring it to Salvation© before dispatching it to the stake.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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