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Re: Gothics are NOT bad! -
01-18-2009, 03:15 PM
Thanks for saving me some effort.
Is this who you voted for president?
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01-18-2009, 03:30 PM
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Thanks for saving me some effort.
Is this who you voted for president?
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No, I didn't like Mccain or Obama, I voted for Nader.
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01-18-2009, 03:48 PM
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No, I didn't like Mccain or Obama, I voted for Nader.
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01-18-2009, 03:50 PM
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No, I didn't like Mccain or Obama, I voted for Nader.
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Ralph Nader did everything he could to derail Obama's campaign, so your vote was a de-facto vote against Obama. Why do you hate the president elect so much?
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Ralph Nader did everything he could to derail Obama's campaign, so your vote was a de-facto vote against Obama. Why do you hate the president elect so much?
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I didn't hate anyone!
I didn't like anyone that was running, so I just voted for Nader!
I mean Obama's a great man, but I'm not a democrat, so I didn't vote for him.
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01-18-2009, 05:09 PM
Wait!! I thought you were Norwegian? You shouldn't be voting@@!! I'm calling the FBI.
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01-18-2009, 06:43 PM
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Wait!! I thought you were Norwegian? You shouldn't be voting@@!! I'm calling the FBI.
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I'm not from Norway. My parents were, I was born in America.
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01-18-2009, 06:50 PM
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I'm not from Norway. My parents were, I was born in America.
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Did they have to flee Norway after burning all those Churches??
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01-18-2009, 10:04 PM
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Did they have to flee Norway after burning all those Churches??
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My father is a baptist, like you. My mother is an agnostic.
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01-18-2009, 10:19 PM
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My father is a baptist, like you. My mother is an agnostic.
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I doubt it. Foreigners are typically not accepted into the Baptist church until the tenth generation and those who are usually find themselves enmeshed in the Southern Baptist cacopheny of FALSE CHRISTIANS.
So you have the good fortune to know ahead of time that you and your parents will be sharing the same "E" ticket rides in HELL!
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01-18-2009, 10:24 PM
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My father is a baptist, like you. My mother is an agnostic.
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There might be some hope for dad; but your mother's a slut. You're a weirdo. Gather everybody round for some dinner then burn the house down. Have some decency.
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01-19-2009, 01:18 AM
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Hello, Christians. I am Robert, and I am a Gothic.
Many of you Christians think that I'm an idiot because I'm calling myself a Gothic when you think that Gothic is an adjective. Well, it is, but it is also a term to describe someone who wears black, who has interests in things that you people think are Goth interests, and listens to music other than Goth music.
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That's nice, dear, but you're still an idiot.
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01-19-2009, 05:51 AM
When you say that somthing is 'not bad' you imply that it is bad. It's just that you feel that it is not so bad and you are still using the word bad. The truth comes out whether you want it to or not.
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01-19-2009, 06:53 AM
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No you can't edit your post. Spit it out, boy. What are you trying to say??
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I think he was trying to say that he forgot that he puts the "ick" in "Gothic".
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I hope you don't think less of me for wearing a cross around my neck. Of course, I also wear a pentacle, an ankh, and the three seals of Masshu around my neck as well . Can't be too careful.
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Thanks for your profound insights, Mr. T.
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I will never change my mind on anything! If satan is real, and that's a big "if", because I think that the idea is ridiculous, I'd rather be with anyone besides people who hate everyone except for their own!
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So, you'd rather spend eternity being burned alive in a vast Lake of Fire, with no escape, rather than follow God's Word?
That's sad.
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No, I don't carry books around just for good looks. But you can actually wear a cross. You can't wear a bible around your neck, that would look a bit strange.
Wait, I think I know what your reply will be: "You already look strange enough! Why would it make a difference?"
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If you already know what we're going to say, why not save us all some time and have this conversation by yourself? Say, someplace other than on our Christian Church forum?
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Re: Gothics are NOT bad! -
01-28-2010, 02:05 AM
As one might see in my username, I am a gothic.
I am very grateful that my brother here has started this post, what a splendid idea, I might have done so myself.
But to the case, I am living proof that Gothic people can be christian, I was brought up christian, my mother is a preacher, my father is a missionary. I never felt misguided as I grew up, no Bathfire, that is correct. I felt imprisoned, my parents got divorced and my father remarried, I hardly ever heard from him since, my mother got remarried as well, but to a man that was clearly psycotic and abused me in six years. A good christian on the outside, went to church regularly and donated to charity.
My mother always knew, but never had the guts to do anything about it. I know what you must think; Her? A Preacher in a real Babtist Church? But yes, it is possible, to top that she threw me out of the house when I was 14 years old and didn't have any place to go. Her reason was that she didn't have the ressources to deal with my problems. My father then popped back into the picture and send me off to a boardingschool for young christians where I became a believer for the first time.
I believe in God when he believes in me, the rest of the time, I think it idiocy to try and crack the code about whether there is a god, simply because we have no mortal chance of knowing.
We only have our hearts. And when my heart tells me someone good and caring is near me, protecting me, looking out for my wellbeing, I like to call that factor God. Because if he is there, that's how he must be. Warm and loving.
He is my guide and my strength, and he doesn't care about whether the clothes I wear is black or have chains, it doesn't matter to him that I dye my hair, or pierce my ears. All my Lord cares about is whether or not I'm a good person, how I influence the world, what I inspire in people. He cares about me! Underneath the eyeliner and the red lipstick, I am still his child, and he loves me inconditionally. Like a real father. And that will never, ever change.
The Ten Commandments does not include a dresscode as far as I am concerned. Actually that sounds more like the Koran to me, with the scarves and burkas.
It doesn't say anywhere in the bible that there are certain colours you cannot wear. Mankind has pierced their ears since the dawn of time.
Being a christian, or a satanist for that matter, has nothing to do with the style you define yourself by, it has everything to do with your actions, the code you live by, and yes Bathfire everyone has a code, whether you're an atheist or not, everyone has a codex of right and wrong, I believe christians say that codex is enheirited in us from the lost paradise? The forbidden tree? Ring a bell?
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Re: Gothics are NOT bad! -
01-28-2010, 02:21 AM
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As one might see in my username, I am a gothic.
I am very grateful that my brother here has started this post, what a splendid idea, I might have done so myself.
But to the case, I am living proof that Gothic people can be christian, I was brought up christian, my mother is a preacher, my father is a missionary. I never felt misguided as I grew up, no Bathfire, that is correct. I felt imprisoned, my parents got divorced and my father remarried, I hardly ever heard from him since, my mother got remarried as well, but to a man that was clearly psycotic and abused me in six years. A good christian on the outside, went to church regularly and donated to charity.
My mother always knew, but never had the guts to do anything about it. I know what you must think; Her? A Preacher in a real Babtist Church? But yes, it is possible, to top that she threw me out of the house when I was 14 years old and didn't have any place to go. Her reason was that she didn't have the ressources to deal with my problems. My father then popped back into the picture and send me off to a boardingschool for young christians where I became a believer for the first time.
I believe in God when he believes in me, the rest of the time, I think it idiocy to try and crack the code about whether there is a god, simply because we have no mortal chance of knowing.
We only have our hearts. And when my heart tells me someone good and caring is near me, protecting me, looking out for my wellbeing, I like to call that factor God. Because if he is there, that's how he must be. Warm and loving.
He is my guide and my strength, and he doesn't care about whether the clothes I wear is black or have chains, it doesn't matter to him that I dye my hair, or pierce my ears. All my Lord cares about is whether or not I'm a good person, how I influence the world, what I inspire in people. He cares about me! Underneath the eyeliner and the red lipstick, I am still his child, and he loves me inconditionally. Like a real father. And that will never, ever change.
The Ten Commandments does not include a dresscode as far as I am concerned. Actually that sounds more like the Koran to me, with the scarves and burkas.
It doesn't say anywhere in the bible that there are certain colours you cannot wear. Mankind has pierced their ears since the dawn of time.
Being a christian, or a satanist for that matter, has nothing to do with the style you define yourself by, it has everything to do with your actions, the code you live by, and yes Bathfire everyone has a code, whether you're an atheist or not, everyone has a codex of right and wrong, I believe christians say that codex is enheirited in us from the lost paradise? The forbidden tree? Ring a bell?
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You have said a lot. Had you instead led a clean pure life, you would be fortunate to merely have to say "True Christian™". But, because you prance about as a Goth, knowing you are going against God's wishes, make a long statement, hoping He sees your feeble words and lets you slide in. Not going to happen.
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yYou're dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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01-28-2010, 02:27 AM
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01-28-2010, 02:36 AM
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As one might see in my username, I am a gothic.
But to the case, I am living proof that Gothic people can be christian, I was brought up christian, my mother is a preacher, my father is a missionary.
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Yeah? You're a gothic Christian? I'm a Jewish Nazi!
Look, you seem like a reasonably intelligent person. You can speak and write english reasonably well, you know who Jesus is, and you claim to have a somewhat normal family life (except for the divorce, the neglect, and the sexual abuse that is).
So why is it that you feel the need to rebel? Why the fascination with death and vampires and what not? Believing in God only part of the time won't get you into heaven girl, it doesn't work like that.
You have to dive into Lake Jesus head first! Let Him fill with His love! Look at yourself in the mirror and say "Self, today we let God make the decisions! And when you do that, He will throw away all of your satanic Goth gear and He will turn you into a beautiful young lady.
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01-28-2010, 03:03 AM
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[...]It doesn't say anywhere in the bible that there are certain colours you cannot wear. Mankind has pierced their ears since the dawn of time.
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See those 2 ideas there? Let me tell you, the Bible says women dress modestly - that doesn't include chains and dyed black hair. Next your exaggerations do nothing for your argument: Mankind clearly has not pierced his ears since the Dawn of Time; Adam did not and I have not and God forbids it. Besides, Mankind has sinned since the dawn of time - is that a good thing?
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That is about as profound as saying "There is always weather". The idea is to have good weather so we may rest comfortably in the evening. Likewise you should have a True Christian "code" so you may rest in Paradise.
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01-28-2010, 08:59 AM
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A bit silly really, at least God loves one or two people - can you imagine satan loving anyone?
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HAHA.
1, satan is not real, just something your silly christians made up so your bloody religion would survive.
2, if satan were real, i imagine he would be alot like YOU.
How do people like you, get off telling people that your religion is based on love, when all you spread is hatred?
I'm really sorry that theirs other types of people in the world.
hey, did you notice, you people are quite elite-ist? you actually remind me of hitler!
and whats this about homosexuals? and men having long hair being so wrong?
so you forget that jesus had long hair too?
you people make me laugh. alot!
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