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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-05-2012, 04:57 PM
Look, Brother Deaner! Another White banjo player bites the dust! Did they really think they could get away with this musical miscegenation?
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04-08-2012, 02:51 PM
Praise His Holy Name!
As a special Easter treat, Jesus has sent His angels to drag the soul of lieberal lamestream media personality and repeated divorcee Mike Wallace kicking and screaming out of his body before hurtling him into the FIERY PIT OF HELL!
Hope you like the taste of demon tallywhacker, you smug son of a bitch!
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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04-08-2012, 02:59 PM
Well I Pray that Satan dragged Wallace's Son Chris down there too because he looks just like him and we don't need no memories hangin' round!
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04-08-2012, 03:01 PM
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Well I Pray that Satan dragged Wallace's Son Chris down there too because he looks just like him and we don't need no memories hangin' round!
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I have added it to my prayer request list as well. (I Thessalonians 5:17)
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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04-08-2012, 03:57 PM
Delores and I arrived at church at 6:15 a.m., before the happy news broke nationally that Mike Wallace had finally taken his seat on Satan's lap. When the Pastor broke the news of Mike Wallace's long-awaited death to the full house of 11,250 people assembled for Easter services, the cheers and dancing and cries of joy in the church warmed our hearts. Nothing could have been a finer, more Godly Easter gift to humanity other than hearing that Doris Day had died in a gutter and consumed by rats.
GLORY!!
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04-08-2012, 07:10 PM
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Delores and I arrived at church at 6:15 a.m., before the happy news broke nationally that Mike Wallace had finally taken his seat on Satan's lap. When the Pastor broke the news of Mike Wallace's long-awaited death to the full house of 11,250 people assembled for Easter services, the cheers and dancing and cries of joy in the church warmed our hearts. Nothing could have been a finer, more Godly Easter gift to humanity other than hearing that Doris Day had died in a gutter and consumed by rats.
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GLORY indeed!
Mark one more foul sinner off the 2012 Dead Pool list.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...767#post868767
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04-14-2012, 05:09 PM
Praise God! Bee Gee Robin Gibb won't be "Staying Alive" much longer. Along with his brothers, this degenerate purveyor of homosexual disco music damned millions of souls to hell in the seventies with their filthy promotion of God-hating music. Time for his own personal "Tragedy" in Hell for all of eternity. Praise Jesus!
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Bee Gees star Robin Gibb is in a coma and has pneumonia, the latest turn in health issues that include a recent battle with colon and liver cancer, his representative confirmed Saturday.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-14-2012, 05:40 PM
Gospel and pure Chrsitain bands are all I ever listen to...None of that "Christian" rock. Like Skillet...they look like freaks! Black is evil and should never be worn unless you HAVE to! But that ain't the point, my point is if they ain't obviously Christian in their looks (if ya can't look at them on the streets and just know then they ain't ) then they ain't Christian.
I love it when evil singers (Like Micheal Jackson, or however ya spell that scary man's name) die! It's one less demon in our world.
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04-18-2012, 07:50 PM
The disco ball just dropped on Dick Clark's head.
America's oldest masturbating teenager, Dick Clard - Dead at 82
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Dick Clark, Entertainment Icon Nicknamed 'America's Oldest Teenager,' Dies at 82
Dick Clark attends Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2011 in Times Square in this Dec. 31, 2010 file photo in New York City. (Andrew Walker/DCNYRE2011/Getty Images)
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By JULIA KATHAN
April 18, 2012
Dick Clark, the music industry maverick, longtime TV host and powerhouse producer who changed the way we listened to pop music with American Bandstand, and whose trademark Rockin' Eve became a fixture of New Year's celebrations, died today at the age of 82, ABC News has learned.
Clark, who suffered a serious stroke in 2004 but returned to the airwaves, reportedly died from a heart attack.
Born in Mount Vernon, N.Y., on Nov. 30, 1929, Richard Wagstaff Clark began his lifelong career in show business began before he was even out of high school. He started working in the mailroom of WRUN, a radio station in upstate New York run by his father and uncle. It wasn't long before the teenager was on the air, filling in for the weatherman and the announcer.
Clark pursued his passion at Syracuse University, working as a disc jockey at the student-run radio station while studying for his degree in business. After graduating in 1951, Clark went back to his family's radio station, but within a year, a bigger city and bigger shows were calling.
Clark landed a gig as a DJ at WFIL in Philadelphia in 1952, spinning records for a show he called Dick Clark's Caravan of Music. There he broke into the big time, hosting Bandstand, an afternoon dance show for teenagers.
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Within five years, the whole country was watching. ABC took the show national, and American Bandstand was born.
Blazing a New Trail in Pop Music
American Bandstand's formula was simple. Clean-cut boys and girls danced to the hottest hits and the newest singles. In between, Clark chatted with the teens, who helped "rate-a-record," turning songs into sensations. Everyone showed up on American Bandstand: from Elvis Presley to Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry to Chubby Checker.
When Dick Clark moved to Hollywood in 1963, American Bandstand moved with him. He started Dick Clark Productions, and began cranking out one hit show after another; his name became synonymous with everything from the $25,000 Pyramid to TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes to the American Music Awards. In 1972, Dick Clark became synonymous with one of the biggest nights of the year.
New Year's Rockin' Eve
Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve on ABC became a Dec. 31 tradition, with Clark hosting the festivities for more than three decades, introducing the entertainment acts and, of course, counting down to midnight as the ball dropped in New York's Times Square.
But the traditional celebration saw a temporary stop in 2004, when Clark suffered a stroke that left him partially paralyzed and struggling to speak. Regis Philbin stepped in. But by the next New Year's Eve, Dick Clark was back, his speech still impaired. In halting words, he told the audience, "I had to teach myself how to walk and talk again. It's been a long, hard fight. My speech is not perfect but I'm getting there."
But that didn't stop him: he returned each year, and recently he was joined by Ryan Seacrest.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2012, 02:48 AM
Skin Flute Player from the perverted Land Downunder - Greg Ham Dead at 58.
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Greg Ham, Men At Work flute player, 'found dead'
Greg Ham (second left) played the famous flute riff in the hit song Down Under
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Men At Work flautist Greg Ham has been found dead at his Melbourne home, according to Australian reports.
The 58-year-old will be remembered for playing the famous flute riff from the band's biggest hit, Down Under.
Two friends found the body. They became concerned about Ham's well-being having not heard from him for some time.
Local authorities have not confirmed the man's identity. A crime scene has been established and the cause of death is being investigated.
"Because of the early stages of our investigation, we're not prepared to go into the exact details of what has occurred,' Detective Senior Sergeant Shane O'Connell told reporters.
Police added that relatives of the deceased still had to be notified.
Ham joined Men At Work in 1979 playing flute, harmonica, saxophone and keyboards.
The band achieved international fame in the 1980s with the 1983 hit Down Under, while their album, Business As Usual, topped the Australian, US and British charts.
However, their fame was overshadowed in recent years by a copyright dispute over the Down Under flute riff.
In 2010 Australia's Federal Court ruled band members partly copied the children's folk tune Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree, penned more than 75 years ago.
Last year, EMI lost an appeal against the ruling and, along with songwriters Colin Hay and Ron Strykert, were ordered to pay 5% of the song's royalties since 2002 - as well as future earnings - to the folk song's copyright owners.
Ham said at the time that he was shattered by the ruling, telling Fairfax Media: "It will be the way the song is remembered and I hate that.
"I'm terribly disappointed that that's the way I'm going to be remembered - for copying something."
Men At Work won the Grammy Award for Best New Artist in 1983 before disbanding in 1985.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2012, 03:14 AM
Jonathan Frid, the ugly troll who played Barnabas Collins on the long-running "horror soap opera" Dark Shadows, the predecessor of "bad Emo hair", died today at 87.
This terrible, poorly-acted daily show encouraged thousands of young people to obsess over vampires, werewolves, and witches. Who knows how many became Wiccans as a result?
Terrible, terrible hair.
Unlike his many television victims, Frid died of natural causes.
Or did he?
Seems Frid's last screen credit--his first since 1974--was a cameo appearance in (what else) the new Johnny Depp vehicle, Dark Shadows (2012 release)!
Yes, that IS Michelle Pfeiffer looking every bit as uncomfortable as Angela Merkel receiving an impromptu back rub from GW Bush.
Death of the original Barnabas right before the movie's release. So the diehard fans can't ask, "Why not Frid? There's no other Barnabas!"
Natural causes, indeed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-20-2012, 06:35 PM
God does not like skin flutes, Vamps, or just about anything else. Glory!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2012, 08:15 PM
Jonathan Frid
Vamp goes Home to Satan. Now we can all sleep sound at night again
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04-24-2012, 10:28 PM
No Wonder Dick Clark got put on the HELL train. All sorts of nasty Man-things were going on!
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2012/0...ery/?hpt=hp_t2
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2012, 10:35 PM
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What a pervert. No wonder God squeezed his heart and kept it from beating. I think a dead giveaway to his foul lifestyle was the way he spoke, with that heavy, leering tone. What do you expect from a man that promoted Rock N Roll and the imitation sexual relations that sort of dancing emulated.
Ladies, do not read that link. it talks about inserting objects into a mans genitalia.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-24-2012, 10:54 PM
Bless you for warning the Ladies, Brother James. I was just too darned Ashamed to
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05-03-2012, 08:45 PM
I guess some sort of gay baseball player killed himself in San Diego. His name was Junior Seau. I do not follow professional sports, so I have no idea who this person was. I did see a photo of him in another thread here, where I recognized him as a sodomite, so I say good riddance! He is destined to burn!
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Junior Seau seemed fearless and unstoppable, larger than life, which may be why so many people took it so hard Wednesday after he killed himself in his beachfront home in Oceanside.
Police said the retired Chargers star and community legend was found in a bedroom with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. A handgun was near the body. There was no note. An autopsy is scheduled today.
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I can sense his gayness in the above photograph quite easily. His longing to be caressed gently by a firm but tender man, and then to be roughly fellated to completion is rather obvious to me. The fact, had he not shot himself in the chest, that he would like nothing more than to violently yet lovingly mount an older white man is also unmistakable.
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Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-03-2012, 09:36 PM
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I can sense his gayness in the above photograph quite easily. His longing to be caressed gently by a firm but tender man, and then to be roughly fellated to completion is rather obvious to me. The fact, had he not shot himself in the chest, that he would like nothing more than to violently yet lovingly mount an older white man is also unmistakable.
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Oh, Professor, you're such a card!
We all know homosexuals aren't capable of love.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-04-2012, 07:01 PM
YES!!! Praise Jesus!!!
The Beastie Boys Adam Yauch is DEAD!!!
Why any self respecting respecting Caucasian would want to jump around like a monkey singing that negro noise is beyond me. Apparently God decided enough was enough and smited him with throat cancer (of all things ).
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