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Hello fellow brothers. -
10-29-2014, 06:21 PM
I came as the new sheep in the flock
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10-29-2014, 06:26 PM
Well hello Mr. Sheep. While it is quite presumptuous to consider you a brother, nevertheless I will extend a welcome to you. A true brother in Christ would no doubt seek to pay the same respect to the very Ambassadors of Christ (2 Corinthians 5:20) that he would to Christ Jesus Himself. This respect would no doubt include reading and following such directions as are offered at the very top of your screen. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible vers is and how you came to find Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-30-2014, 08:46 AM
I attend st Johnston's church in Cumbria and my favourite bible verse is 2 peter 1:20 and I found Jesus in my dreams
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10-30-2014, 09:06 AM
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I attend st Johnston's church in Cumbria
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Do you really? Where is that exactly? Not Cumbria, I know where Cumbria is. I am asking about the location of "St Johnston's church".
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10-30-2014, 12:29 PM
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10-30-2014, 05:03 PM
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Do you really? Where is that exactly? Not Cumbria, I know where Cumbria is. I am asking about the location of "St Johnston's church".
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Be careful, Sister - he sounds like a Catholic! To avoid spread of the disease, we should keep him quarantined and under observation for 21 days!
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10-30-2014, 06:05 PM
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Be careful, Sister - he sounds like a Catholic! To avoid spread of the disease, we should keep him quarantined and under observation for 21 days!
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Have you ever heard of a "saint" called Johnston, Sister? I know the catholics saintify all sorts of strange people, but that one's new to me.
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10-30-2014, 08:34 PM
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Have you ever heard of a "saint" called Johnston, Sister? I know the catholics saintify all sorts of strange people, but that one's new to me.
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They have saints who fight dragons. Nothing will surprisme me in regards to Catholics!
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10-31-2014, 08:42 AM
Do not worry I am no catholic.
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10-31-2014, 10:37 AM
There is a St John the Baptist church, and a St John the Evangelist church in Carlisle. May I recommend that you change churches and attend the Lighthouse Baptist Church or the Carlisle Baptist Church? Although the latter does seem a little strange as it has a link on its website suggesting that it believes in ghosts (other than the Holy Ghost) - http://www.cumbriacrack.com/2014/10/...lisle-station/
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10-31-2014, 11:45 AM
Certainly, anything to please Jesus.
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11-02-2014, 12:25 AM
So, sir, what Bible do you read, for if it is anything but the KJV 1611 Bible, it is a false, heretic Bible that does not deserve the title! Please understand that I am not trying to harm you, rather help show you the way to Salvation! "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" 2 Timothy 3:16
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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11-02-2014, 01:14 PM
I read the revised standard version (RST) everyday.
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11-02-2014, 02:37 PM
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I read the revised standard version (RST) everyday.
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Oh, my poor dear!
I will pray to the , to take away that delusion He sent you (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), and to allow you to see the Truth®.
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11-02-2014, 05:42 PM
Which bible would you all recommend?
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11-02-2014, 05:54 PM
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Which bible would you all recommend?
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Maybe there's a clue in this thread: Seven Easy Ways To Tell The True Bible From the False Ones
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Re: Hello fellow brothers. -
11-02-2014, 08:31 PM
Mr. Nice Guy,
I am skeptical of your devotion to our LORD, mostly because of your economy with words in response to the questions posed by caring, concerned and Bible believing Christians. Are you one of the retarded? God may have cursed you because of your indecisiveness (Revelation 3:16) but there is hope for all that turn their lives completely over to JESUS (1 John 1:9). Many retardeds have come through this forum and, upon surrender to the King of Kings, found their minds transformed through His Grace and Power (Romans 12:2).
The LORD spake to me and told me to advise you to rid yourself of all devotion to the devil, including that ouija board and fantasies about Scarlett Johansson. Praise His Name!
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Hello fellow brothers. -
11-02-2014, 09:15 PM
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Which bible would you all recommend?
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Welcome! The King James 1611 Bible contains the True and unaltered Word of God so we all recommend this version. Why choose 99% Jesus if the 100 percent version is available for everyone?
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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11-20-2014, 08:55 PM
I have read it twice back to front all ready. when will I be able to join all you wonderful people?
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11-20-2014, 09:14 PM
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I have read it twice back to front all ready. when will I be able to join all you wonderful people?
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Hello mr nice guy.
Why did you read it back to front you should read it front to back although reading it your way all of the people who died in the Flood are alive again I always felt sorry for them even if they deserved it.
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Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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