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Default BecauseImPolack - 11-22-2014, 07:53 PM

Hello all christians, true or false, doesn't matter for me, welcome to my topic, about me.

Born and raised in Poland as a christian, attended to church quite often, Baptised and also had confirmation at age of 15 , that explains why i got 3 names, that basically already makes me a better "christian" than many here.

Do i believe in god? I guess i don't, i realized it when i grew up, i am a person that requires evidence, PROOF, i need to see to believe, unfortunetly that's me so yep. Don't try to persuade me with bible quotes because i could care less about a comic book like that, i don't believe in anything SIFI like, i tend to doubt alot of things.

I believe that i can be a better person without following a book that allows such *** removed profanity *** like rape, killing and all that, really, i can be so much more than that.

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Born and raised in Poland as a christian, attended to church quite often, Baptised and also had confirmation at age of 15 , that explains why i got 3 names, that basically already makes me a better "christian" than many here.
When you say Christian (note the capital C), do you mean Christian? Or do you mean catholic?


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Default Re: BecauseImPolack - 11-22-2014, 09:14 PM

In Poland, the more names a person has the better he is?

No wonder your country is falling apart at the seams!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: BecauseImPolack - 11-22-2014, 09:22 PM

Well real christians have 3 names don't they? I was Baptised and then had confirmation, all in church , that's why i have 3 names, if you don't and you call yourself a true christian yet you don't follow the structure....that is just hilarious.
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Well real christians have 3 names don't they? I was Baptised and then had confirmation, all in church , that's why i have 3 names, if you don't and you call yourself a true christian yet you don't follow the structure....that is just hilarious.
Please show me in the KJV Bible where it says 3 names are required...book, chapter, verse.

I might've missed that part during the 11 or so times I've read it cover-to-cover.



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Default Re: BecauseImPolack - 11-22-2014, 09:32 PM

Can someone remind me, how many Christian names did Jesus have?


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Default Re: BecauseImPolack - 11-22-2014, 09:33 PM

Lol so now we can argue can't we? In many countries confirmation is A MUST for christian, yet you say it's not, so who is the right one? You need confirmation to get married by church, that's the rules.

Now we have clash of opinions and you throw me some KJV Bible that you want me to read as Polish person, like....you expect me to read that "VERSION" of bible. Nobody in poland, ever heard of somethin like KJV Bible, nor do they care about it really, but ye you think that KVJ is the ONLY REAL bible there is haha
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Lol so now we can argue can't we?
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In many countries confirmation is A MUST for christian, yet you say it's not, so who is the right one? You need confirmation to get married by church, that's the rules.
Actual Christians have nothing to "confirm" because nothing was undertaken on their behalf and without their consent during infancy. There is only one Church, the Baptist Church.

Ask youeself, why did the Greek language already have a word for BAPTIST if no such thing existed? Therefore it DID exist. This is Jesus' own Church, the one He was baptised into.
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Lol so now we can argue can't we? In many countries confirmation is A MUST for christian, yet you say it's not, so who is the right one? You need confirmation to get married by church, that's the rules.

Now we have clash of opinions and you throw me some KJV Bible that you want me to read as Polish person, like....you expect me to read that "VERSION" of bible. Nobody in poland, ever heard of somethin like KJV Bible, nor do they care about it really, but ye you think that KVJ is the ONLY REAL bible there is haha
"Confirmation" is a papal sacrament that is exclusive to the CATHOLIC Church. It seems you're speaking as if all of Christianity is Catholic, which exposes your bumbling obliviousness. Ever heard of something called the Protestant Reformation, my dear boy?

Secondly, why have you come to our forum? You've already stated that you're a secularist Polish heathen. You're doomed to eternal hellfire unless you choose to repent your sins and follow the Lord, whom was kind enough to provide us with exact instructions as to how to do so. (The King James Bible).
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Greetings in the Name of our Lord Jesus Your interactions thus far have not convinced me that you are a follower of Christ, so I question your statement that you are Christian. You seem to equate that with being baptized and confirmed.

When I renounced my papist ways and cried out to the Lord Jesus to forgive me of my sins, my baptism was an outward expression of being born again into the Kingdom of God. I was confirmed, for sure - my reservation is confirmed for a mansion in the Hills of Glory, praise God. I am a child of the King, an heir to the riches in Christ Jesus, and when He comes back for us, I'm going to be living and reigning with Him forever and ever.

I know that your environment is not conducive to learning; we Americans are saddened that Polish people are born with a lesser ability to be educated. You should know, however, that CHRIST ACCEPTS ALL THAT WILL ACCEPT HIM! 1 John 1:9 should speak to your heart. When the Bible says WHOSOEVER, it means literally whosoever (except thieves, murderers, rapists, homosexuals, and fornicators - they will burn in hell). Glory to our Just and Powerful GOD. You know, my friend, I am going to pray for you expecting great things in exchange for those prayers. I believe that my Jesus can pull you out of your wretched retarded existence and fill you so full of the Holy Ghost that you'll need to go up in pants size. Hallelujah!

Simply call out to Him, ask Him to forgive your sins and to overlook your feeble mind; He will lovingly respond and live in your heart forever. Oh, what a God we serve. Praise You, Savior and Soon Coming King!

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Now we have clash of opinions and you throw me some KJV Bible that you want me to read as Polish person, like....you expect me to read that "VERSION" of bible. Nobody in poland, ever heard of somethin like KJV Bible, nor do they care about it really, but ye you think that KVJ is the ONLY REAL bible there is haha
Have it your way (just this once). What version of the Bible do you read in Poland, and what does it say about confirmation?

Also, please don't assume that we're unfamiliar with Catholicism. Some of us (including me) were brought up Catholic but, by God's grace, escaped from the clutches of the Catholic institution. So we know that many of the Catholic institution's rules have no basis in Scripture or even contradict Scripture.


This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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