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View Poll Results: IS DUMBO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR???
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Default THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 12:46 AM
LISTEN HERE, HEATHENS. BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS.
You fools have lived long enough under the guise of a false faith. This shall go on no longer. Yahweh? More like Nahweh. The only true lord is ours:
DEMBA BA.
In the year 1985, the nation of Senegal gave to the world its maker. The Holy Ba. He went to Central London, to spread the true word. But the heathens of Chelsea did not take kindly to him. These scum banished Demba to the farthest reaches of Turkey. Here, he gathers strength in preparation to bring to his followers a bountiful feast of Bosco Sticks and Milo's Sweet Tea. To his opposition, he brings nothing but death and suffering. And you think that your Jesus Christ will protect you when this time comes?
NO. BUT GOOD TRY THOUGH.
Christians, you look a little nervous.

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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 12:57 AM
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...In the year 1985, the nation of Senegal gave to the world its maker. The Holy Ba. He went to Central London, to spread the true word...
So he got out of Senegal the first chance he got. Why haven't you?

Oh, and this: "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." Neglecting your duties as a guest here usually does not bode well for your future posting privileges.

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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 01:04 AM
I feel deep pain for you, for you hath strayed from the path of knowledge.
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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 01:06 AM
Why would anyone worship a fag soccer player.
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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 01:09 AM
Why would someone worship ANYONE from some dumpy little backwater country? That's just retarded.


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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 01:24 AM
Senegal? Is that a country? I thought it was a virus - because when I was a kid, mum always gave me a concoction called "Senega and Ammonia" for a bad cough.

Oh - I just looked it up. It is a country - it's in that ebola part of Africa. I knew it had something to do with sickness. Administrators quick! Put up the barriers to stop this person attempting to infect us all with that bleeding and vomiting disease! Can it be transmitted through the interwebs?

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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 03:23 AM
You are adorable. You truly are. However, when you are burning in Mexico with the demon Chicharito you will regret your decision to neglect your service to the Holy Ba. We have a book, ladies and gentlemen. It's called the Bable. And it states that Demba is the true lord. So who are we to judge what this holiest of books says? We don't. We only pray to our lord and savior Demba Ba.

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Default Re: THE TRUE FAITH: DUMBOISM - 11-17-2014, 03:35 AM
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LISTEN HERE, HEATHENS. BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS.
You fools have lived long enough under the guise of a false faith. This shall go on no longer. Yahweh? More like Nahweh. The only true lord is ours:
DEMBA BA.
In the year 1985, the nation of Senegal gave to the world its maker. The Holy Ba. He went to Central London, to spread the true word. But the heathens of Chelsea did not take kindly to him. These scum banished Demba to the farthest reaches of Turkey. Here, he gathers strength in preparation to bring to his followers a bountiful feast of Bosco Sticks and Milo's Sweet Tea. To his opposition, he brings nothing but death and suffering. And you think that your Jesus Christ will protect you when this time comes?
NO. BUT GOOD TRY THOUGH.
Christians, you look a little nervous.
It's a spearchucker from africa! I'll bet it has the EBOLA!! Pray it away, brothers and sisters!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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It's a spearchucker from africa! I'll bet it has the EBOLA!! Pray it away, brothers and sisters!
Let's PRAY that it does not spread through the internet connections! Let's PRAY and let the POWER of PRAYER prevail over that evil!

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