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Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-15-2010, 12:11 AM
I cant stop laughing about this guy. I mean i believe mohammed and the pope they would be great friends. They both like to molest childs and so on
Take a look at this
You think it didnt get worser with denmark? Look at their new LEGO Mohammed figure.
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-15-2010, 01:04 AM
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I cant stop laughing about this guy. I mean i believe mohammed and the pope they would be great friends. They both like to molest childs and so on
Take a look at this
You think it didnt get worser with denmark? Look at their new LEGO Mohammed figure.
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The flies are a great touch! Ew.
Shame that second picture doesn't work.
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09-15-2010, 01:20 AM
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Shame that second picture doesn't work.
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Is this it?
Those dirty disgusting mudslimes really make me mad.
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09-15-2010, 01:31 AM
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Is this it?
Those dirty disgusting mudslimes really make me mad.
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Is that really the mooslims wife, she is not wearing her burqa and has fair colored hair & freckles.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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09-15-2010, 02:17 AM
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Is that really the mooslims wife, she is not wearing her burqa and has fair colored hair & freckles.
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Lisa, that guy had no morals or religion. He was just a bastard. He raped mostly everything crosses his way. That blonde child maybe was on his way to the kindergarten when mohammed found her.
It would not suprise me if the Denmarks sympathize with mohammed.
The Vikings were barbarians as well as mohammed...
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09-15-2010, 02:45 AM
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Lisa, that guy had no morals or religion. He was just a bastard. He raped mostly everything crosses his way. That blonde child maybe was on his way to the kindergarten when mohammed found her.
It would not suprise me if the Denmarks sympathize with mohammed.
The Vikings were barbarians as well as mohammed...
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Too right. It amazes me that millions of people worship a pedophile sand-dwelling arab instead of running into the white welcoming arms of Jesus Christ.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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03-11-2011, 11:09 PM
This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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03-11-2011, 11:25 PM
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This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-11-2011, 11:37 PM
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I'd like to know this to Brother James. Sounds like a cherry picking John 3:16 to me
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
03-12-2011, 05:02 AM
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This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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Jesus hates Moohammad (piss be upon him), and He hates those who worship all false gods. Better watch your mouth, fool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
03-12-2011, 09:33 AM
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This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-30-2012, 05:54 PM
ya know,we could speed up jesus's return by knocking down that pesky dome of the rock and rebuilding the temple.
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09-30-2012, 06:37 PM
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-30-2012, 08:13 PM
Here’s a little something…
Finish man teaches you how to draw a Muhammed of your own. Maybe more educative than funny. You be the judge…
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
03-12-2011, 10:14 AM
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I mean i believe mohammed and the pope they would be great friends. They both like to molest childs and so on
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Indeed. The Moohammedans and the RCC's must be the two biggest pedophile rings on the planet. "You may kiss my pedophilia ring".
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
03-12-2011, 11:19 AM
Dear Muslim Friends (If Any),
Welcome to Landover Baptist. In the ecumenical spirit and in the hopes of bridging the divide between our two great religions, please find attached this humorous depiction of Muhammad:
Yours in Him,
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