Mother of Seven, thank you so much for the beautiful birthday greeting. It is a true blessing.
I have just received my forth lot of birthday spankings which makes me wonder if he might actually be enjoying it... surely not, men don't actually like spanking their wives do they? I always thought they regarded it as a chore not a joy, you would have thought I would have caught on earlier considering it is not my 384th birthday today. Nevermind, I shouldn't complain, just count my blessings. Thank you JESUS!!! Please may I have another.