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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:05 PM
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Science is not proven, as you say it has to be almost certain, but it can never be completely certain. The only thing in the world that is proven correct is the KJV 1611 Bible.
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How so?
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:10 PM
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Dont believe my signature, it's a bunch of God. C what i did thar?? xD
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God=bs. Ahahaha.
Veryyyy clever, kittenmuffin.
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02-28-2010, 05:11 PM
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God=bs. Ahahaha.
Veryyyy clever, kittenmuffin.
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Thanks
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:16 PM
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Science is not proven, as you say it has to be almost certain, but it can never be completely certain. The only thing in the world that is proven correct is the KJV 1611 Bible.
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The Bible, is in no way, shape or form proven correct. It's a book about fairy tales and imaginary friends. Like i said, your beliefs work like a triangle defending each other. Prove to me that the BJ69whatever bible is correct. Then i might spare consideration for you.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:16 PM
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I asked that very question a few weeks ago, when I discovered my son treating his body like a cheap carnival ride. I lit up his back side so hard I broke my hand!
Brother James Hutchins offered this solution and it worked like a charm. Cook a big polish or kielbasa sausage in oil, when it is extremely hot remove it from the grease and have your son grab it tightly in his hands, remind him that God hates people who masturbate.
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Thank you very much brother. I already smashed his fingers with my cane this morning and he has not masturbated all day. I shall try your solution tonight and see if it works. God bless you.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:20 PM
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Thank you very much brother. I already smashed his fingers with my cane this morning and he has not masturbated all day. I shall try your solution tonight and see if it works. God bless you.
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Theres something very wrong with you, sir.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kittenmuffin
The Bible, is in no way, shape or form proven correct. It's a book about fairy tales and imaginary friends. Like i said, your beliefs work like a triangle defending each other. Prove to me that the BJ69whatever bible is correct. Then i might spare consideration for you.
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How dare you speaking of the KJV1611 Holy Bible that way. Shame on you, you are obviously possessed with demons. Calling the KJV1611 Holy Bible a fairy tale is a great blasphemy and should not be taken lightly. The KJV1611 Holy Bible is the TRUE word of God and everything written there is a proven fact! There are no lies to be found within the Holy scriptures of God. I shall pray that you burn in hell unless you find your way to God.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:27 PM
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Scientists also study the sun, does that make the sun scientific? Did the scientists create the sun? Of course not. God created the sun long before scientists existed. The same with people, just because scientists claim they invented mankind through evilution doesn't make it true.
And we're not "things ", we're God-fearing humans.
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The sun is scientific. Science detected how old the sun it, and how much masses of energy it takes up. Nope, Scientists didn't create the sun(I never said they did)
Not all scientists believe in the evolution theory. Some do believe in god.
Deep, deep down. We're all God-fearing humans.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:28 PM
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How dare you speaking of the KJV1611 Holy Bible that way. Shame on you, you are obviously possessed with demons. Calling the KJV1611 Holy Bible a fairy tale is a great blasphemy and should not be taken lightly. The KJV1611 Holy Bible is the TRUE word of God and everything written there is a proven fact! There are no lies to be found within the Holy scriptures of God. I shall pray that you burn in hell unless you find your way to God.
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But how is it proven fact? How do you know to be 100% sure that it's true?
You dont, you only blindly believe so. Nobody goes to heaven, nor hell. When you die you return to the earth and become part of what you came from.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:31 PM
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The sun is scientific. Science detected how old the sun it, and how much masses of energy it takes up. Nope, Scientists didn't create the sun(I never said they did)
Not all scientists believe in the evolution theory. Some do believe in god.
Deep, deep down. We're all God-fearing humans.
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I have to disagree with you. I am no god-fearing human. God smite me now if I should fear you! Hmmm. Still here.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:48 PM
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But how is it proven fact? How do you know to be 100% sure that it's true?
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It says so in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
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You dont, you only blindly believe so.
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Yes I do and I don't blindly believe so. I only believe what God Himself has written in the KJV1611 Holy Bible and you must be seriously retarded to question God's true word.
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Nobody goes to heaven, nor hell. When you die you return to the earth and become part of what you came from.
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Well at least we know where you're going.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 05:50 PM
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It says so in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
Yes I do and I don't blindly believe so. I only believe what God Himself has written in the KJV1611 Holy Bible and you must be seriously retarded to question God's true word.
Well at least we know where you're going.
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Soooo, you believe that what the bible says is true because it's the word of God and you believe it's the word of god because it says it is?
Circular reasoninggggggg.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:06 PM
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Soooo, you believe that what the bible says is true because it's the word of God and you believe it's the word of god because it says it is?
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What part of this didn't you understand? If it wasn't the true word of God, then why would he write it in the first place?
Don't be retarded.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:17 PM
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What part of this didn't you understand? If it wasn't the true word of God, then why would he write it in the first place?
Don't be retarded.
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Brother Alex , you might just as well talk to a brick wall!
Heathens and God mockers will not listen to the facts.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:26 PM
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Brother Alex , you might just as well talk to a brick wall!
Heathens and God mockers will not listen to the facts.
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It's not fact. How can you know that God wrote this book?
He definitely did not. It's not fact unless it's proven. You have no proof whatsoever.
If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:31 PM
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It's not fact. How can you know that God wrote this book?
He definitely did not. It's not fact unless it's proven. You have no proof whatsoever.
If you're Jesus and you know it clap your hands.
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God said it was his word, who am I to disagree with God!
You can hold the Holy KJV1611 in your hands and that is a fact. How much more proof do you need?
I will now report you post to a moderator, I see an infraction coming your way God Mocker!
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:32 PM
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It's not fact. How can you know that God wrote this book?
He definitely did not. It's not fact unless it's proven. You have no proof whatsoever.
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2 Timothy 3:16:
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:32 PM
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I don't mean to make you feel uncomfortable.
Why does it embarrass you? Does sex in general embarrass you?
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I don't think it's masterbation itself that makes embarasses me. It's how someone could be so open about it. I always felt that was a private matter and left to be kept to ones self. People talk about it so casually. I'm like wow! Even if I did do that I wouldn't openly tell my girlfriends that. Sex itself doesn't embarass me. Depends who I'm talking about it with though. See you're a girl so I don't care, but I'm not going to go openly talk about that with some guys. I'd be more that embarrassed I'd be scared.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:36 PM
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I don't think it's masterbation itself that makes embarasses me. It's how someone could be so open about it. I always felt that was a private matter and left to be kept to ones self. People talk about it so casually. I'm like wow! Even if I did do that I wouldn't openly tell my girlfriends that. Sex itself doesn't embarass me. Depends who I'm talking about it with though. See you're a girl so I don't care, but I'm not going to go openly talk about that with some guys. I'd be more that embarrassed I'd be scared.
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Look here you slut young lady, you should be far more concerned with your salvation. Papist, ring kissing, Mary worshiping cathreliks are not allowed in heaven
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:38 PM
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2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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I do not enjoy quotes from that book. Because you think it gives some sort of validity to your statement, but it really doesnt.
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