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06-04-2010, 04:02 AM
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That's rather judgmental of you, especially when all I was saying is that there is a normal/healthy range of weight.
But no, you liebrals have made it so bad for women that we now have a four pound range (according to the magazines) If we hit 115lbs we're beached whales, if we hit 110lbs, we're starving ourselves. The worst part is that number just gets smaller as the years go by. Doesn't matter what kind of bone structure a woman has, doesn't matter how muscular she is, doesn't even matter how tall she is. The liebral media has spoken!
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My sister died when she was seventeen and I was twelve. She weighed eighty nine pounds. Don't flip around with me about body image
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06-04-2010, 04:28 AM
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My sister died when she was seventeen and I was twelve. She weighed eighty nine pounds. Don't flip around with me about body image
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You'll be happy to know "St." Jerome of the catholic church himself said that looking fat itself as 'a sign of worldliness'. He even said that bodies should be kept 'pale and hungry.'
Jerome even believed catholics shouldn't bathe: 'He who has bathed in Christ,' said Jerome, 'does not need a second bath.'
I'm sure all of France thanks God for that advice.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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06-04-2010, 04:31 AM
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I think you meant to write 'My'Shelle and me'. I'm shocked that the professional standards have sunk so low in universities these days.
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Is that right. Isn't it 'My husband and I', perfect grammar from the queen of England??? I think maybe it should be 'My'Shelle and I'. I am just trying to educate myself .
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06-04-2010, 06:03 AM
Dear Lord! Someone sent me these pictures and one shot I thought was a close up of that negro Ritchie Havens mouth without his dentures.
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06-04-2010, 08:58 AM
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You'll be happy to know "St." Jerome of the catholic church himself said that looking fat itself as 'a sign of worldliness'. He even said that bodies should be kept 'pale and hungry.'
Jerome even believed catholics shouldn't bathe: 'He who has bathed in Christ,' said Jerome, 'does not need a second bath.'
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Indeed, catholics are skinny, pasty and stinky ... whereas lesbians are (for the most part) large, multi-hued, and smell like old and very angry dungarees.
True Christians™, on the other hand, are height-weight proportional, typically white, and smell as sweet as JESUS.
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06-04-2010, 10:29 AM
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My sister died when she was seventeen and I was twelve. She weighed eighty nine pounds. Don't flip around with me about body image
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How did your sister make God angry?
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Re: PICS: My Nude Lesbian Art Photo Shoot -
06-04-2010, 10:58 AM
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At 275 lbs your wife must of had great difficulty in the 1970's, performing that most depraved of then-popular feminazi acts -- squatting over hand-held mirrors. Obviously lesbian sex doesn't do one's figure any favours ... must be all the "eating" that lesbians brag on and on about doing. It all seems very unhygienic to me -- eating whilst having relations. Good and GODLY heterosexual intercourse doesn't muck about with strawberries and whatnot; just enough movement to make a Christian baby.
Food should always be eaten at the table -- never in bed! -- as I suspect stuffing one's face whilst between the sheets leads to lesbianism. That is all I wish to say about this filthy, depraved matter.
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I also worry about the state of their floor coverings. The constant chatter of munching on carpets and rugs. What is all that about? Is it a "new age" libral feminazi fibrous snack treat or something?
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06-04-2010, 12:37 PM
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Jerome even believed catholics shouldn't bathe: 'He who has bathed in Christ,' said Jerome, 'does not need a second bath.'
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Oh.My.GOD.
Apparently catlicks are so schmelly (Bless you, Miss Petal) that they have 'stinky lines' coming Right off of them.
Like that picture of Moe did when he had the Restaurant. ("Syslak"....sounds polack-catlick to me!)
I for one shall now make an even better effort to avoid these unClean "people" in the Future
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Re: PICS: My Nude Lesbian Art Photo Shoot -
06-04-2010, 07:28 PM
Dont disrespect this sister, she was only sharing a special moment of her life.
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06-04-2010, 07:31 PM
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Dont disrespect this sister, she was only sharing a special moment of her life.
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Nobody asked you, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-04-2010, 07:33 PM
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Dont disrespect this sister, she was only sharing a special moment of her life.
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I didn't know Sweden had any darkies. I thought you people would die from the rickets in the cold and gray of that climate.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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06-04-2010, 07:37 PM
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Dont disrespect this sister, she was only sharing a special moment of her life.
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How is it disrespectful to someone to point out God killed their sister because oh her sins?
While as a TRUE Christian™ following the Divine Revelation® of Jesus I am certain it would never happen if God struck me dead I would definitely want my family to know.
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06-04-2010, 08:09 PM
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Dont disrespect this sister, she was only sharing a special moment of her life.
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Hell Yeah my brotha! You speak the truth!
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06-04-2010, 08:13 PM
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Hell Yeah my brotha! You speak the truth!
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SECURITY!! We have a buck nigra invasion going on here!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-04-2010, 08:16 PM
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SECURITY!! We have a buck nigra invasion going on here!
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What you just say white boy?!
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06-04-2010, 08:18 PM
We all have been created in all shapes, sizes and colours. And we all have been created by God. God is our father and he loves us all.
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06-04-2010, 08:26 PM
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We all have been created in all shapes, sizes and colours. And we all have been created by God. God is our father and he loves us all.
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Where does it say that in the Bible?
Do you claim that God loves perverts? Witches? Atheists?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-04-2010, 08:30 PM
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Where does it say that in the Bible?
Do you claim that God loves perverts? Witches? Atheists?
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Well, my Bible says that God is creator of life.
That makes me believe that God loves us all. There is always a way to salvation.
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06-04-2010, 08:48 PM
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Well, my Bible says that God is creator of life.
That makes me believe that God loves us all. There is always a way to salvation.
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Well obviously your Bible is wrong, God isn't the creator of life.
Ever heard of the evolution theory?
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Re: PICS: My Nude Lesbian Art Photo Shoot -
06-04-2010, 08:49 PM
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How did your sister make God angry?
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Obviously by being prideful about being skinny. God basically said, so you want to be skinny? Here you go.
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