Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Landover Baptist War on Sin! > LBC's War on Sin
Reload this Page 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!
LBC's War on Sin Serving God with True Christian™ art. Gays, Mexicans and Clinton voters not welcome!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#81)
Old
mormonic Cry mormonic Cry is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: May 2010
mormonic Cry is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 10:17 AM

Its a longcat i Haven't seen one of those since 23BC.
Reply With Quote
(#82)
Old
HarrytheLobster HarrytheLobster is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: May 2010
HarrytheLobster is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 10:53 AM

Quote:
1 John 4:10 "In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for sin." Loving someone who does not love you I think is one inclination of unconditional. He is always the initiater, not us.

Romans 8:38-39 "For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heighth nor depth,nor anything else in all creation will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."

1 John 4:8 "God is love."

Ephesians 2:8 "For it is by grace you have been saved through faith -- and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--not by works so that no one can boast." Grace means unmerited favor or love in other words unconditional.

Romans 3:23-24 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified FREELY by his GRACE through the redemption that came through Christ Jesus."

Romans 4:5 "However, to the man who does not work, but trusts God who justifies the wicked (we are all wicked), his faith is credited as righteousness."

Romans 11:29 "For God's gifts and his call are irrevocable." (He won't take them back)
You're a Christian claiming that 'god' hates Australia?
Isn't that blasphemy, and therefor you should go to hell.
(If it truly exists)
Reply With Quote
(#83)
Old
Pastor Isaac Peters's Avatar
Pastor Isaac Peters Pastor Isaac Peters is offline
Senior Pastor
Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
Always Biblically correct
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Publisher's Choice True Heterosexual™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tithing Manager Christian Love Ex-Mary Worshipper Long service medal, 2nd class Senior Pastor Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Outreach preacher True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Anti-sodomy Hands Off Crown of Glory Probing for Jesus Alternative Facts Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 10:59 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by HarrytheLobster View Post
You're a Christian claiming that 'god' hates Australia?
Isn't that blasphemy, and therefor you should go to hell.
(If it truly exists)
Dear friend:

Please back up what you say with Scripture. Thank you, and have a blessed day.


This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

Reply With Quote
(#84)
Old
Benedict A. Davis's Avatar
Benedict A. Davis Benedict A. Davis is offline
Winning Souls in his Winnebago
True Christian™

True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Silver Tither One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Christian Love Flat Earth Tell her once Real American™ Persecuted Teabag Patriot Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award

 
Posts: 3,893
Join Date: May 2010
Location: travelling the heartland in my Winnebago.
Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Benedict A. Davis will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 11:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by shrimp View Post
I THINK I NEED TO MOVE
Are you the shrimp that fornicates with dolls? you know the ''shrimp on the Barbie''?


1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Reply With Quote
(#85)
Old
lolburgerbarry lolburgerbarry is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: May 2010
lolburgerbarry is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 01:19 PM

hai guise ill just leave this here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index
Reply With Quote
(#86)
Old
Fitty`yeN_ Fitty`yeN_ is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: May 2010
Fitty`yeN_ is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 01:19 PM

What an absolute load of ***. If you can't practise your religion in your own society then you are weak. Everyone knows Americans will believe almost everything they are told.

Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.

Before i read this i knew America had their heads up thier buts, but nows its clear you heads are that far up your ass if you when you shit your actually vomiting up all the religious crap you have ingested.

Landover Baptist sounds like a religious KKK. You are entitled to your opinion, but this is slander and a complete australia-phobic view. Our way of live is better then your's. I say more little boys get raped in America then australia, thats one reason God hates america. If God is Real?

Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God.

if god Created everything, who created god?

*** removed insult ***

Last edited by Felicity; 05-24-2010 at 02:47 PM. Reason: Removed insults.
Reply With Quote
(#87)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fitty`yeN_ View Post
What an absolute load of ***. If you can't practise your religion in your own society then you are weak. Everyone knows Americans will believe almost everything they are told.

Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.

Before i read this i knew America had their heads up thier buts, but nows its clear you heads are that far up your ass if you when you shit your actually vomiting up all the religious crap you have ingested.

Landover Baptist sounds like a religious KKK. You are entitled to your opinion, but this is slander and a complete australia-phobic view. Our way of live is better then your's. I say more little boys get raped in America then australia, thats one reason God hates america. If God is Real?

Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God.

if god Created everything, who created god?

*** removed insult ***
Dear Godmocking Japlover;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#88)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is online now
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden F1 for God

 
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fitty`yeN_ View Post
Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.
The Pope is a Catholic, we are not. We are True Christians™ who follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter!

Quote:
Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God. if god Created everything, who created god?
Well, I am glad that just answering your simple question will get you to accept our view on Australia! The answer to your question is: no one. God has existed for all eternity and He will exist for all eternity. His existence is beyond space and time as we humble people can perceive it. He is all knowing and all powerful in past, present and future.

Revelation 19:6 "And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#89)
Old
True Disciple's Avatar
True Disciple True Disciple is offline
True Christian™ Creation Scientist
Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
True Christian™

True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS 1st Year Bible College True Scientist™ Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 2nd Year Bible College TC Bravery Punched the most queers 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Bronze Tither One Year/1000 posts Jr. Pastor Tell her once Christian Love Persecuted Flat Earth Friend of Jesus Porn Resistant Pro-Life

 
Posts: 2,446
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Flood Hydrology Lab, Landover University, Freehold, IA
True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!True Disciple will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 03:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fitty`yeN_ View Post
Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise)
Don't you realize it is hypocritical not to practice what you preach? God hates those people:

James 1:22-25:
But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves. For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass:
For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

Reply With Quote
(#90)
Old
Brother Snapper Grogan's Avatar
Brother Snapper Grogan Brother Snapper Grogan is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Mission to Australia

 
Posts: 600
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cowering in fear of Australia's Godless Prime Minister
Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Snapper Grogan has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 06-16-2010, 09:37 AM

As an Australian who tries hard to live up to His word I'm saddened to see so much evidence that Satan really does have us Australians in his pocket. I have no doubt that all those denying the obvious - that God hates Australia and Australians - are homersexual atheists who engage in unholy relations with sheep, goats, kangaroos and each other.

Excuse me - I'll be in my prayer closet asking His forgiveness.
Reply With Quote
(#91)
Old
Dirk Dirk is offline
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Silver Tither

 
Posts: 1,424
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In the sky
Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 06-16-2010, 05:09 PM

Read the KJV1611 Bible while you pray.
Reply With Quote
(#92)
Old
Warner S. Davidson's Avatar
Warner S. Davidson Warner S. Davidson is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Bronze Tither Ex-Masturbator Christian Love TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once

 
Posts: 583
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Melbourne Australia
Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.Warner S. Davidson has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 06-16-2010, 10:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BFDeref View Post
As an Australian who tries hard to live up to His word I'm saddened to see so much evidence that Satan really does have us Australians in his pocket. I have no doubt that all those denying the obvious - that God hates Australia and Australians - are homersexual atheists who engage in unholy relations with sheep, goats, kangaroos and each other.

Excuse me - I'll be in my prayer closet asking His forgiveness.
The sodomites and perverts to which you refer are generally desciples of the Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd - Rudd is an insane lefty and a devout Catholic and the Australian incarnation of Satan himself -

I believe that God hates only supporters of Rudd and his cabinet ministers.


2 Samuel 22:31

As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.
Reply With Quote
(#93)
Old
Dirk Dirk is offline
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Silver Tither

 
Posts: 1,424
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In the sky
Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 06-17-2010, 09:42 PM

I think God hates even more!
Reply With Quote
(#94)
Old
boxiee boxiee is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Jul 2010
boxiee is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 07-01-2010, 12:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
are you serious or am i reading this wrong wat about the bible saying god is all loving but apparently he hates everyone according to this website and this cranky old man fellow is generalizing a whole country. You dont see me saying all americans are stupid just every single one on this website and is Australia not austria num nuts and i live in australia and im not gay. And tell me this Wat good has come out of America WARS senseless killings of innocent people for Wat nuclear weapons Saddam DIDN'T HAVE.
Reply With Quote
(#95)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is online now
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden F1 for God

 
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 07-01-2010, 01:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by boxiee View Post
are you serious or am i reading this wrong wat about the bible saying god is all loving but apparently he hates everyone
God does not hate everyone. But he does not love everyone either. His Holy Bible is very specific on these things.

Quote:
i live in australia and im not gay
Then I would advice you to leave as soon as possible!

Quote:
And tell me this Wat good has come out of America WARS senseless killings of innocent people for Wat nuclear weapons Saddam DIDN'T HAVE.
You think we should not have rescued all of Europe from the Nazis? We should not have stopped Japan from conquering all of Asia? We should have stood idly by while Saddam killed all the Kurds in Iraq? Unlike the Australian gay army we do not have an army that is scared of actually doing its work.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#96)
Old
The Anti Christ's Avatar
The Anti Christ The Anti Christ is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Godless Australia
The Anti Christ is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-22-2010, 12:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
AUSTRALIA.
Austria is in Europe. If per chance after evening prayers and your 'special' cloth insertion you could check out a world map and see what the rest of the world looks like. For once.
Reply With Quote
(#97)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-22-2010, 12:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Anti Hero View Post
AUSTRALIA.
Austria is in Europe. If per chance after evening prayers and your 'special' cloth insertion you could check out a world map and see what the rest of the world looks like. For once.
Thank you for persecuting us for our religion. We are blessed by your arrogance and hatred:

Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#98)
Old
Red Riding Hood's Avatar
Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 3
Join Date: Oct 2010
Red Riding Hood is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Thumbs down Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-22-2010, 01:10 PM

This thread disgusts me. I am an Australian. I am not gay. I am a christian and God loves me.

When you came to Australia did you try to recruit people by telling them they must be gay because of the country they were born in \ live in?

It doesn't even make sense!

I'd like to speak to the most senior minister there is from this group and see if they condon this kind of hateful, racist slander. I will also be reporting this to the highest christian authorities I can find, see what they have to say about "god hating australia".
Reply With Quote
(#99)
Old
Red Riding Hood's Avatar
Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 3
Join Date: Oct 2010
Red Riding Hood is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-22-2010, 01:42 PM

Oh and for the recordgay marriage is legal in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, Maine and most recently New Hampshire... and no where currently in Australia. So doesn't that make your country MORE gay?? Does that mean god hates every american who lives in those states too?
Reply With Quote
(#100)
Old
lolyoufools's Avatar
lolyoufools lolyoufools is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Nov 2010
lolyoufools is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 11-24-2010, 06:29 AM

May I ask, have any of you extremest retards ever been to Australia?
You sound like the most over jumped up bunch of airheads who have no piffleing idea what they are talking about.
Maybe I should ask you why everyone in the world hates america? Or should I more so focus on the people. The landmarks are probably the only good thing about America, aside from that, if people could they'd never go near the place. You have the fattest and smelliest people alive, 99% of which speak extremely loud and are impolite, inconsiderate, stupid and naive.
The country is so stupid they managed to hire the dumbest president twice, and then hired a black one over a woman, well thats just a piffleed up government choice as it is. America has the biggest cry when other countries mess around with nuclear testing or anything that you yourself already secretly do and feel superior because you can be grubs and appear to take the moral high ground.

Back onto the Christian thing, if god hates Australia so much, why did he piffle up your precious towers and kill over 9000 of your useless people? If god is all powerful and so loving towards your kinds.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
australia: barren wasteland, australopithecus, god hates, i love list threads!!!!, shithole countries

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved