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Default Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 12:05 AM

While witnessing to sinners in the park this evening, I was both shocked and appalled to see a young mother NURSING HER YOUNG SON AT HER TEAT!

After my initial wave of sickness, I raised my bullhorn from across the green and proclaimed, "Attention sinner! You and your leach are going to HELL! Put down the baby and put away your tit!"

The harlot was not alone in her debauchery, as her husband was perched right next to her on the bench, and promptly gave me an indecent finger gesture in an act of persecution against me for my religion.

Again I raised my bullhorn and shouted, "I repeat, unhook the child from your anatomy and get on your knees! Hell is REAL!"

At this point it was clear that just words were not enough. I put on the full armor of GOD, and marched across the green to the horrifying display, pulled the baby loose from its mother, and then cupped the horn of my megaphone over the precariously suspended breast.

Her husband had the NERVE to stand up and demand that I hand over the hell-bound baby and leave his whore of a wife alone! I recited 1 Timothy 2:9, 'In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;'

The unsaved garbage, as is typical for their kind, inquired what on Earth this had to do with breastfeeding. Obviously, the Bible is above their heads because they are evil. I prayed for their hearts to be softened, and gave the baby back. I pulled out a random Chick Tract and left it with her, and then returned to my street corner knowing I had done the right thing. Praise!



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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 12:10 AM

Wow, I am inspired!

I hope later on the harlot reflects on her debauchary and comes to Jesus. You planted the seed, Brother...let Christ water it! PRAISE!


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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 01:01 AM

You handled that with true compassion Brother. The vile harlot's offending mammary should probably have been nixed.

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43] And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
[44] Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
[45] And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
[46] Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
[47] And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
[48] Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
[49] For every one shall be salted with fire, and every sacrifice shall be salted with salt.
[50] Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his saltness, wherewith will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace one with another.
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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 01:11 AM

Women should be encouraged to bottle feed when necessary.


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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 01:11 AM

There are many occurrences of that in Africoon. My mom used to breastfeed me in a car, while my dad was driving. Pure savagery.
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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 04:03 AM

As a SCOOP agent I have been called to the scene of this depravity on many occasions. We generally teat treat this as a minor offense. There are so many more serious crimes being committed than SPE (Simple Breast Exposure) that we have to teat treat this as misundermisdemeanor. SCOOP agents are directed to fondel examine photograph document these cases so that any crime escalation on the part of these tit breast owners can be identified.

"Keeping South Carolina Moral" That's the SCOOP motto.

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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 03-16-2009, 04:47 AM

It is a well-established fact that breastfeeding is a gateway sin.

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...Landover Baptist Creation Scientists then revealed the shocking results of a 4-year study that links breastfeeding to early sexual activity among youngsters. "We found that many young people who engage in breastfeeding, even if they stop at the age of 2 - oftentimes partake in what secular humanists call, 'third-base sexual activity' before marriage," said Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Our study also concludes that breastfeeding leads to sloppy kissing, drooling, teat fetishes, and cattle buggery." Creation Scientists also expressed concern that the hardened nipples of a Christian woman who is breastfeeding indicate a sinful state of sexual arousal.

Landover lady, Sister Taffy testified at 'The Fight To Stop Breastfeeding' fundraising kickoff party. "I had Ezmirelda, my daughter Rebecca Grace's wet nurse, wean her off the teat when she was old enough to walk to the fridge and pour herself a glass of milk," she said. "Personally, the thought of anything attaching itself to my body and sucking the Holy Ghost life force out of me is revolting. The first thought that comes to mind are those old colored women with their boobies hanging down to their knees. They don't get those big sacks from eating all that watermelon. No, its from having 6-8 of their children leached onto them until they are in their mid-twenties! Glory!"


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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 05-06-2009, 01:33 AM

DAMN, YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB piffleS!!!


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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 05-06-2009, 01:49 AM

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DAMN, YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB piffleS!!!
Is anyone who doesn't share your liberal views "dumb"?

I guess that's what you liberals call "tolerance", right? Joining a Christian forum for the express purpose of attacking people who are different from you is how you celebrate "diversity"?


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Default Re: Public Breastfeeding: Depraved Acts of Public Indecency! - 05-06-2009, 06:00 PM

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DAMN, YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB piffleS!!!
Zippit, you wish to be transgendered, so why are you being so cruel in a thread speaking out against drippy mammaries? Why are lezzies so hateful to real women?
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