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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-03-2011, 12:03 AM
Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-03-2011, 12:04 AM
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Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-03-2011, 12:31 AM
EVERYONE knows Jesus was a brother, like me. He was born in Africa and rode his mighty velociraptor, Bernie, to Bangladesh. There he parted the Mississippi river (which is chock full of hippos) so he could get a cherry pie Ms. Anderson had just put on the windowsill to cool because he blazed some primo ganja with Pilate earlier and had a sick case of the munchies.
This is scripturally sound and almost word for word from the good book.
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01-03-2011, 06:27 AM
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EVERYONE knows Jesus was a brother, like me. He was born in Africa and rode his mighty velociraptor, Bernie, to Bangladesh. There he parted the Mississippi river (which is chock full of hippos) so he could get a cherry pie Ms. Anderson had just put on the windowsill to cool because he blazed some primo ganja with Pilate earlier and had a sick case of the munchies.
This is scripturally sound and almost word for word from the good book.
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01-05-2011, 12:50 PM
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-06-2011, 01:17 AM
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Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible
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James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
"Mostly right" is just another way of saying wrong.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-06-2011, 08:14 PM
I never had to pay too much attention in the public high school I was sent to after mama couldn't homeschool me anymore, but if Jesus was a nigra or a joo, then how come all of the pictures of him in church show him with white skin and blue eyes? Maybe people should look at pictures before saying silly things about our Lord. After all, joos look like this
and nigras look like this
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-06-2011, 11:43 PM
Jesus was raised by Jewish parents, in a Jewish nation. That is why he lived by Old Testament laws.
If he's not Jewish, why did he follow jewish laws?
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01-07-2011, 12:40 AM
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Jesus was raised by Jewish parents, in a Jewish nation. That is why he lived by Old Testament laws.
If he's not Jewish, why did he follow jewish laws?
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He followed the laws laid down in the Old Testament (unfortunately for you, since you seem to want us to forget all about those), but those aren't just Jewish laws. They are also a vital part of Christian practice.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-07-2011, 08:51 AM
I just... Found out something horrible. I don't know how to deal with it.
... My grandfather was a Joo.
I've always felt a subtle tingling when looking at gold and money, but I never suspected there could be something like that behind it.
Tell me, o True Christians™, may Jesus heal me from my Jewry if I pray and repent enough?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-07-2011, 08:56 AM
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I just... Found out something horrible. I don't know how to deal with it.
... My grandfather was a Joo.
I've always felt a subtle tingling when looking at gold and money, but I never suspected there could be something like that behind it.
Tell me, o True Christians™, may Jesus heal me from my Jewry if I pray and repent enough?
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Of course
Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
I noticed you're also carrying the Homer badge, are you willing to enter the B.A.S.H. program?
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01-07-2011, 09:00 AM
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I noticed you're also carrying the Homer badge, are you willing to enter the B.A.S.H. program?
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
01-08-2011, 07:41 PM
John 1:11–12
11 He came to His own, and His own did not receive Him.
12 But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: Ok with that being said that is one fact in the Bible that states HE was Jewish and not me "making up things" or "adding to the Bible". I mean if Christ wasn't a Jew why would it say He came to His own and His own did not receive Him? Now we all know right off the Jews denied Him. ok lets proceed. John 4:22
22 You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews. Matthew 1:1
1 A record of the genealogy of Jesus Christ the son of David, the son of Abraham:
Hebrews 7:14 14 For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah, and in regard to that tribe Moses said nothing about priests. HE observed Passover, lived a Jewish life, taught and read in the synagogue, and was called 'rabbi' by some of his followers. The Bible CLEARLY states that Yahshua was Jewish.. He was not Black He was not White, He was not African He was not European.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
02-13-2011, 10:00 PM
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Isaiah 63:1-6, "Who is this coming from Edom . . . in garments stained with crimson? It is I [the Lord] who speak in righteousness and am mighty to save."
"Why are your garments red, as if you had trodden the winepress?"
"I have trodden the winepress alone: and of the people there was none to help Me. In My anger I trod them down, trampled them in My wrath. Their blood splattered My garments, and all My clothes are stained. For the day of vengeance is in My heart, and the year of My redeemed has come. . . I will tread down the people in My anger, and bring their blood upon the ground".
These verses refer to Revelations chapter 19:11-21, when the Word of God destroys His enemies: "And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse: and He that sat upon him was called Faithful and True. . . His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns, and He had a Name written that no man knew but Himself. And He was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood, and His Name is called The Word of God. . . and He trod the winepress of God’s fierce anger"
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Wow... Someone else who has made the connection between Is 63 and Rev 19... the prophesied final destruction of the satanic antichrist Edomite false jews. Edom... who destroyed God's temple when Babylon conquered Jerusalem. Edom... whose King, Herod, tried to destroy the Christ child. Edom... who manipulated the execution of God's Temple made without hands. Edom... upon whom is the blood guilt for multiple-millennia of crimes. .
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02-14-2011, 03:20 PM
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Wow... Someone else who has made the connection between Is 63 and Rev 19... the prophesied final destruction of the satanic antichrist Edomite false jews. Edom... who destroyed God's temple when Babylon conquered Jerusalem. Edom... whose King, Herod, tried to destroy the Christ child. Edom... who manipulated the execution of God's Temple made without hands. Edom... upon whom is the blood guilt for multiple-millennia of crimes. .
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Where in the Book of Revelation do you find the word antichrist? You do have quite an imagination, I'll give you that.
The antichrists, plural, were false Christians living at the time of the author of the Johannine epistles. The term is found nowhere else in scripture.
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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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04-07-2011, 11:24 PM
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We don't like Jews because they killed our Saviour. the Joo media.
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Um...really? First thing, Romans killed jesus....crucifixion was a roman death sentence....Second thing, if you were there the day he was crucified and one of the soldiers didn't have a nail would you hand them some if you had some nails on you?
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04-08-2011, 12:31 AM
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Um...really? First thing, Romans killed jesus....crucifixion was a roman death sentence....Second thing, if you were there the day he was crucified and one of the soldiers didn't have a nail would you hand them some if you had some nails on you?
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Utterly ridiculous. It sounds like you never opened a Bible in your life.
Matthew 27:22-26
22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. 23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. 24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. 25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children. 26 Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified. The jews demanded of the Roman governor that Jesus be murdered, Pilate washed his hands so he is not guilty, instead the jews accepted guilt for the murder of Jesus for themselves and their children.
You really should read your KJV more carefully if you want to know about roman history (or if you just want to save yourself from eternal torment).
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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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04-08-2011, 12:42 AM
you still have not answered my second question...
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
04-08-2011, 12:48 AM
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you still have not answered my second question...
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When I said "utterly ridiculous" it was meant as an answer to both your points as well as to point out what I think of how you live your life. So heathen, I did answer all your questions, asked and unasked.
Now get yourself a KJV1611 and start reading! God can kill you at any time, even the tiniest delay might be the difference between Heaven and Hell.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
04-08-2011, 10:39 AM
Why would anyone give the soldiers who killed Jesus nails? I am certain that Brother A Follower would do such a thing, I as a woman wouldn't either give those horrible people anything!
And to answer the joo question: To be a joo one have to belive that Jesus is not God's son... well, I think that Jesus knew he was Gods son right? Therefore he could not have been a joo!
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