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If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 03:56 AM
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I was asked a question by one of my Bible Study group just the other evening while we were discussing the Curse Of Ham (Genesis 9:1-27), and how God cursed all of Ham's decendants and turned them all into darkies for his sin, creating the first ever negro in the Bible.
I was asked the question - What if God let a black man into Heaven? Would he turn him white?
What do you think? Obviously it's a hypothetical question, since I can't ever imagine any black people in Heaven. It would just look too weird, wouldn't it?
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 03:58 AM
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Friends,
I was asked a question by one of my Bible Study group just the other evening while we were discussing the Curse Of Ham (Genesis 9:1-27), and how God cursed all of Ham's decendants and turned them all into darkies for his sin, creating the first ever negro in the Bible.
I was asked the question - What if God let a black man into Heaven? Would he turn him white?
What do you think? Obviously it's a hypothetical question, since I can't ever imagine any black people in Heaven. It would just look too weird, wouldn't it?
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Isaiah 1:18 tells us that Jesus will only let them into Heaven AFTER He makes them white.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 05:03 AM
We know that Jesus is white, and all the angels. I've always believed that everyone up in Heaven is as white as Jesus. All of us will have blonde hair and blue eyes, just like him!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 05:09 AM
I believe that since God originally made us all look like Him (Genesis 1:26), it only makes sense for Him to call us home as He intended.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 05:13 AM
There were also lepers, fornicators, lesbians, homers, retards, people with incurable sores and people who could not see in the Bible.
There will be none of that in heaven.
As Pastor Zeke has pointed out there will only be the most compasionate and perfect spirits in Heaven with pure white skin, loving hearts and perfect bodies and minds.
Our work will be to worship and glorify God. Our fun will be to spit and urinate on the sinners in hell. This should be clear to you by now.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 06:50 AM
Jigs are always complaining about their lowly status. It's all moan moan moan about being under constant suspicion of theft, rape of good, pure white women and idleness. It's like they just cannot be happy as God made them and accept their subservient lot in life!
Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
Surely this means that those nigras who renounce their whining in this life will be as perfect and white as we are in Heaven.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 06:54 AM
But this doesn't mean that all black people that God turns white will be in heaven. I don't expect we'll see Michael Jackson there.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 07:51 AM
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But this doesn't mean that all black people that God turns white will be in heaven. I don't expect we'll see Michael Jackson there.
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That is why we have ex-nigra programs like the one at Landover Baptist Church, brother. We have turned out some fine ex-nigras who have repented of their ancestral sins and embraced Jesus Christ as their Savior!
Michael Jackson was a Jehova's Witness; surely he burns in Hell. Michael Jackson's outward whiteness was no different than an adulterer who hides his adultery from his wife. God still sees the adultery, and He still sees Michael Jackson's blackness every time he rapes a white woman or steals a pie from off a windowsill.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-14-2012, 06:15 PM
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We know that Jesus is white.....
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If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-14-2012, 06:20 PM
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If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.
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Friend, Jesus is God. He can do anything, including being born to desert dwellers and yet be white, smart, clean, and healthy.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-14-2012, 06:25 PM
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If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.
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Were you alive back then? How would you know this? Lots of sand nigras have invaded that area of the world since then. So you tell us not to pay heed to the Word of God, but you embrace the blatant anti-white speculation that Jesus himself was a sand nigra? Hypocritical much?
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-14-2012, 06:35 PM
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Were you alive back then? How would you know this? Lots of sand nigras have invaded that area of the world since then. So you tell us not to pay heed to the Word of God, but you embrace the blatant anti-white speculation that Jesus himself was a sand nigra? Hypocritical much?
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Lets be honest, there is no real proof that Jesus was even real. So to speculate on what he looked like would at best be a bad guess.
My theory, rests on what everyone else would have looked like at the time. Why are there black people in Africa, and Caucasians in Europe? easy, Evolution baby! the Pigment in the skin of a black person is melanin, it blocks UV rays and stops nasty things like cancer.
Europe is a different climate, up north during the winter the sun is only out for a few hours, thus Caucasians didn't need the dark pigment, it was evolved out.
If you look at skin colour vs Latitude, the more south you go to the equator from the north pole, gradually skin colour gets darker.
Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-10-2012, 10:19 AM
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Friends,
If Black People Go to Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??
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I remember being taught this poem by my grandmother:
"God made the little Nigra boys,
He made them in the night,
He made them in a hurry
And forgot to paint them white." This was a most satisfying solution to the problem of the origin of the races, but now I see that there is a possibility that God leaves them as Darkies on Earth, but can correct His Work in heaven.
One problem remains, would they just look like white nigras or would God shape their noses properly and fix their lips and eyes?
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Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? -
11-15-2012, 02:51 AM
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Friends,
I was asked a question by one of my Bible Study group just the other evening while we were discussing the Curse Of Ham (Genesis 9:1-27), and how God cursed all of Ham's decendants and turned them all into darkies for his sin, creating the first ever negro in the Bible.
I was asked the question - What if God let a black man into Heaven? Would he turn him white?
What do you think? Obviously it's a hypothetical question, since I can't ever imagine any black people in Heaven. It would just look too weird, wouldn't it?
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There will be no blacks acting a fool up in heaven. Lord knows negroes turn everything they touch into a mess. God will not have them making a mess out of Heaven.
"Many shall be purified, and madewhite, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand." -- Daniel 12:10
The physical body is a vessel for the spirit. A black evil spirit will not make it's way into God's Heaven. No, sir. You must be made now in spirit before you can get into heaven. It is the spirit that is everylasting. Bill Clinton will never set foot in Heaven because his spirit is black.
"Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow. Make me to hear joy and gladness; that the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice. Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities. Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me. Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me." -- Psalms 51:5-11
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