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Question CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-17-2012, 10:15 PM

Earlier this year, I witnessed a drug incident, where a welfare mom drugged her six year old daughter with insulin. As mentioned in the thread, I was reported for kidnapping when I just told the innocent child about the dangers of drugs.

I am now facing trial, but I am offered legal service from an unexpected source. The Citizens Commission on Human Rights wants to help me against the Big Pharma. They have diligently struggled against the psychiatry for decades, and have now expanded their objectives to cover insulin addicts. Too bad, they are scientologists, and their inspiration is an intergalactic warlord called Xenu.

Bible is clear about worshiping false gods:

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Exodus 20:3

I think I'll dismiss the help from the Xenu worshipers, but I'll first ask you Godly pastors of Landover for an advice.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-18-2012, 02:46 PM

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Bible is clear about worshiping false gods:

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Exodus 20:3
words to live by


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I think I'll dismiss the help from the Xenu worshipers, but I'll first ask you Godly pastors of Landover for an advice.
I am not a pastor but the answer a very clear across the board on this one.

DO NOT LET EVIL ENTER YOUR HOUSE

but you can however make them into your slave and beat them.

if you have YOUR slave doing your bidding for you, maybe in the eyes of the lord this could be acceptable.

its a very fine fine you are walking down even entertaining having them help you


James 4:7. Stand against the devil, and the devil will run from you.


Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-18-2012, 03:40 PM

Here's my two cents worth: The Landover Baptist Church has a team of the finest Jew lawyers in the land out there protecting our right to religious freedom by keeping the United States a Christian nation. I don't think that Scientologists are any worse than Jews.

Just be careful, or the next thing you know they'll have you taking personality tests and then worshipping Satan.


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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-18-2012, 04:18 PM

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Here's my two cents worth: The Landover Baptist Church has a team of the finest Jew lawyers in the land out there protecting our right to religious freedom by keeping the United States a Christian nation. I don't think that Scientologists are any worse than Jews.
thanks for the clarification on that, In Sydney we dont have many jews to do our bidding.

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Just be careful, or the next thing you know they'll have you taking personality tests and then worshipping Satan.
the trouble is that they look like.....well sort of like normal people.
that's the true source of Satan's evil


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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-18-2012, 05:43 PM

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DO NOT LET EVIL ENTER YOUR HOUSE

but you can however make them into your slave and beat them.
Wow, you can enslave people in Australia? Here in the Godly United States, enslavement of people is unconstitutional and we True Christians™ honor the governing law of the land as our LORD instructs (Hebrews 13:17).



Mr. lukasekman, I agree with WWJDnow, for whatever that's worth. I know I'm just a lady and have no experience with legal matters, or things outside the realm of the home, but he seems awfully knowledgeable, and sincere.

I shall keep you in my prayers. May the LORD reward your Good Samaritan deed.



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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-18-2012, 11:54 PM

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Wow, you can enslave people in Australia? Here in the Godly United States, enslavement of people is unconstitutional and we True Christians™ honor the governing law of the land as our LORD instructs (Hebrews 13:17).

The laws in Australia are old and open to interpretation, Australia is still an UNGODLY place full of heathens, defilers and 'non true capitalists'.

But whilst trying to guide and amend the wicked way of those that strayed from the path 2 agents of Satan arrived at my door asking for me to ear the word of the lord.

Right away I knew something was wrong so i had to protect my family as the ONLY true word of the lord is delivered through the 'Landover Baptist Church' and the KJB and not some cult that practices dancing around a bag full of cats.

this is why I am here, to gain strength so I can fight in our lords name


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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-19-2012, 03:41 AM

Whenever I go to court and I stand at the defendants table, seemingly alone, the judge always asks me who my attorney is and where he is at and I always answer "Jesus is my attorney, your honor, and he is right here"::pointing to my chest::
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Default Re: CCHR (scientologists) offer me legal help - 12-20-2012, 09:36 AM

Thanks for your advices. After many considerations, I allowed the CCHR to defend the case against the welfare mom injecting insulin in her innocent six year old daughter, with a number of strict conditions:
  1. Keep this issue strictly related to insulin, as their war on psychiatry is just about replacing a atheist industry with a polytheist one that cause people to worship trillions of false gods (Helly-wood celebrities, nuked volcanoes and Xenu aliens), and that in addition teach that the universe is way older than mainstream scientists.
  2. No entry to my house, landmines placed. My wife, children and me are ready to exercise the Second Amendment if necessary.
  3. No personality tests for neither me nor my Godly family.
  4. I got a rim cross ready to beat my wife and children if they somehow get mind controlled by the scientologists.
  5. No hidden fees or pointless courses!
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