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Open letter to MY DISLOYAL FAMILY OF TRAITORS! -
04-03-2012, 01:19 PM
A few years ago my daughter's soul became stupider. The liberal-bias doctors called it "brain-damage", denying the Biblical truth that the soul lives in the heart and bowels (Esther 6:6, Proverbs 23:7, Isaiah 10:7, Matt 9:4), and that souls survive death (and can therefore also survive hits on the head etc.)
Well, she caused a lot of embarrasment during our family get-together last Easter. Worst has the incident with the easter-egg hunt (I won't go into it, but folks, just because it's small, round and brown, does not mean it's an easter egg). This year we will put our best foot forward. I fixed up the doghouse where she can live for the summer. Now family members are spreading all sorts of subversive propaganda behind my back. For example, our enemies in other families have created a talking point about "alcoholism", and their useful idiots inside this family are doing their bidding.
The Bible says that drunken revelry is bad. I have never committed the sin of revelry and would repent if I ever had. Using drink (a blessing from God: Gen 27:28; Deut 7:13; 11:14; Joel 2:19, 24; 3:18; Amos 9:13-14) to forget ones problems is not a sin, in fact, it is recommended as a form of poverty relief (Proverbs 31:6.). And of course drink is useful to steel oneself for a child-diciplining session. Sure, my spanking hand still hurts after a few minutes, but I tend not to care so much.
Folks, you have one father, right or wrong. You are either with me or against me. You either rally around me, or you are a vile traitor who will probably open the door to burglars, or set the place on fire (which is why I strip-search for matches). Yes, I think it's deliberate that you often leave the doors unlocked when we're out, so from 9 until 5:25 the house is entirely undefended. When calamaty comes, I will point my finger and say YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN!
And a certain mother is destroying the family from within by being soft on punishment. For example, I know she won't carry out all those threats she made if someone sneaks out to that party Saturday night.
Passive-agressive tactics like leaving those little 12-step booklets around only show your cowardice, and the whispers of "intervention" show that that you will stop at nothing to following your envy and bottomless hatred.
And despite all your talk of "freedom", you are each little tyrants, you even use that slur, "enabler" to attack loyal citizens of the family.
Our family was orderly and peaceful until the traitors stabbed us in the back. For example, I always won my battles with tailgaters and other road-rage trash until you deserted me by taking the bus everywhere. I won every battle, yet now we've lost the war on bad drivers (nobody respects a "Baby on board" sign when there isn't actually a baby on board.)
I've seen you talking to strangers, people I've never met. I don't even know where they live or spell their names. I've heard of your apology tours around the neighbourhood. You especially like to apologize to those people. You know the ones I mean.
YOU ARE TRAITORS TO THE FAMILY! YOU ARE WITH THE BURGLARS AND THE STRANGERS AND SATAN HIMSELF!
Thank you and God Bless America.
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Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 10-05-2012 at 12:15 PM.
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Re: Open letter to MY DISLOYAL FAMILY OF TRAITORS! -
04-03-2012, 01:38 PM
Keep strong, Brother.
God will surely show you the best way to deal with these traitors. Being stabbed in the back by those you love is significantly worse than being stabbed in the back by your enemies.
I will pray for God to answer your prayers.
YIC
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Re: Open letter to MY DISLOYAL FAMILY OF TRAITORS! -
04-03-2012, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Being stabbed in the back by those you love is significantly worse than being stabbed in the back by your enemies.
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I don't find it that way. I never loved that certain group of people who stabbed us in the back in Afganistan, Iraq, Vietnam, and WW1.
EDIT: I mean, I love the Family as a whole. It's just the people in it that I don't like.
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Re: Open letter to MY DISLOYAL FAMILY OF TRAITORS! -
04-03-2012, 04:02 PM
My payers are with you Jeb in your hour of tribulation.
Also I agree with you that kids are the major source of your families financial trouble. They should stop bleating about their lost collage tuiton funds and do some job creating themselves. You have to pay off the loan on your new SUV so you are doing your part.
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Re: Open letter to MY DISLOYAL FAMILY OF TRAITORS! -
04-03-2012, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
EDIT: I mean, I love the Family as a whole. It's just the people in it that I don't like.
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That's pretty much how I feel about the U.S.A.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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09-25-2012, 12:14 PM
I don't understand what are you talking about plz tell me more information.
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09-25-2012, 12:16 PM
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I don't understand what are you talking about plz tell me more information.
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I said I word pray for him.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: hello -
09-25-2012, 01:44 PM
Jeb. One word. Deplorable
Needless to say, I am shocked and outraged. In these enlightened times, to hear of such behavior in a Christian family is a sign that Saqtan has come calling.
You are a True Christian™ man and as such are expected to behave as God intended a head of the household to be. How dare your wife try to undermine you.
I ran into similar 'issues' with my first wife, whats her name. I used these on her. They worked fine until the day God took her and threw her down the well. I give these to you in the hopes that you too, are able to resolve your family differences.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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