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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-20-2014, 09:38 PM
There might be a few straight ones....or maybe they are bisexual...meaning ultra-gay.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-20-2014, 09:43 PM
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There might be a few straight ones....or maybe they are bisexual...meaning ultra-gay.
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This just proves it. People from Indiana are total perverts
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-20-2014, 09:47 PM
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Wide-Open, is this kind of paranoia typical of the vaping addict?
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I'm afraid it is Sister. They feel threatened by what they call "Big Tobacco" and the FDA who rightfully wants to put a lid on these fake cigarettes.
They know clouds, but they surely don't know Jesus.
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Well, thank you for proving my point. I did not even get into the whole rebuildable coil subculture yet, but it seems that it's not much better. Friend, we should celebrate the Lord, not make tallywhackers with kanthal.
So what happens if you drip, erm, juice on that?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-20-2014, 09:52 PM
OMG They even like it in the nose!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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02-20-2014, 09:54 PM
Horrifying how the gays destroy everything that once made America proud.
Smoking used to turn boys into men!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-20-2014, 09:59 PM
Amen Brother Cranky. Reagan...
You don't see Godly Sarah Palin with a Provari in her mouth now do you.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-20-2014, 11:48 PM
What are you doing here? Why are you not baking a pie for your husband?
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You all are wrong in so many ways. this is not Gods love that your showing. God does not discriminate he loves us for us
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 12:50 AM
WARNING! Engaging in Vapor Holes will result in Gaping Holes!
From Satan endlessly raping you with his giant, barbed tallywhacker!
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 11:33 AM
I don't understand this vaping nonsense at all. Can somebody tell me what this young man is talking about? He just seems very arrogant and hateful and very, very proud of his drug addiction.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:27 PM
John 3:16
King James Version (KJV)
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.
James 4:10-12
James 4:12 There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?
Speak not evil. one of another. HMMMmm sounds like that is what your doing. calling us gays. I have been single for several years and have not laid in a bed with another woman or man. Lying and saying that vaping is a addiction and it is Bad. Well what about smoking. I know there are some of you that prob smoke. Vaping is a gateway to hell. Really. I will prob get banned out of hear but you know. This is wrong what your doing. We are here helping others. We have Pasters Preists and Reverends that belong to our community. You are twisting what we are doing as a bad thing. Its not a bad thing. I and a few others have a site that helps others when they have financial difficulties. Are we not suppose to help one another. YES!!!! For God so Loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son that we will have everlasting life. You say God has given you the right to judge the world.
John 8:6-8
King James Version (KJV)
6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
John 8:7
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
Are you saying you are with out sin. Dare you to say that. We all are with sin.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:32 PM
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What are you doing here? Why are you not baking a pie for your husband?
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Because I am not married. And when I was married I took care of my husband very well.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:37 PM
OMG you put a Child of God under UNSAVED TRASH. HOW DARE YOU. I LOVE MY GOD WITH ALL MY HEART MIND AND BODY.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:45 PM
This is obscene and God will punish those who try to extend their life by stopping smoking and using a substitute instead like this "Devil created Vaping"
Pathetic people.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:48 PM
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OMG you put a Child of God under UNSAVED TRASH. HOW DARE YOU. I LOVE MY GOD WITH ALL MY HEART MIND AND BODY.
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Silly gal, you love the imaginary Jesus-is-my-perfect-boyfriend with all your heart, mind, and body. We love Jesus of the Bible, one with the Father (John 10:30).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:52 PM
You all are a joke. I love jesus from the bible from God. This page is a joke. God wants us to treat our bodies like a temple. His temple. Im done.
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this is a out and out lie. You all are a joke
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:56 PM
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You all are a joke. I love jesus from the bible from God. This page is a joke. God wants us to treat our bodies like a temple. His temple. Im done.
I have recieved a message stating
Dear MarcyC,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Accusing The Lord Jesus Christ Of Being A Big, Fat, Lying Bastard
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this is a out and out lie. You all are a joke
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If you really loved Jesus, you would be a Christian. Instead, you mock Him.
Temples are what joos go you to cry at because they are not Christians.
Yoiu got a gift of an infraction. Lucky you!
Imagine instead, God had infracted you with a bolt of fire from the Heavens above. You should be on your knees, thanking Mary for her tireless service to Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by MarcyC
You all are a joke. I love jesus from the bible from God. This page is a joke. God wants us to treat our bodies like a temple. His temple. Im done.
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Dear MarcyC,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Accusing The Lord Jesus Christ Of Being A Big, Fat, Lying Bastard
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this is a out and out lie. You all are a joke
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There is nothing funny about trying to save people from Eternal Damnation.
Maybe if you'd read the entire Bible instead of select bits and pieces, this wouldn't be a surprise to you.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:02 PM
you all are steering people to YOUR ways and not Gods ways. Telling people it is ok to smoke. Telling people Vaping is Gay. Telling people they are going to hell. Because they do not follow your ways. I WILL NOT FOLLOW Man I will however follow my God and only my God.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:08 PM
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Are you saying you are with out sin. Dare you to say that. We all are with sin.
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Thank you for sharing those glorious verses of Scripture. However, your hermeneutics and exegeses are a bit off. While it is certainly true that we are all born into sin (Psalm 51:5) and typically wallow in total depravity for significant portions of our lives (Ecclesiastes 7:20, Jeremiah 17:9, Mark 7:21-23, Romans 3:10-18, 23), Jesus was made a blood sacrifice to wash away those sins for those who accept His free gift of Salvation (Revelation 1:5, I John 1:7, Acts 22:16, Colossians 2:13-14).
It's understandable that you project your own continued sinning onto us, but we are Saved and you are not, so your logic is flawed. We have been made New Creatures in Christ (II Corinthians 5:17) and, indeed, we have the mind of Christ (I Corinthians 2:15-16). If you were a True Christian™ and not a mere cherry-picking "cafeteria Christian" who will taste hellfire lest you repent of your wickedness and make of yourself a True Believer, you would know that sinning is no longer even an option for you. True Christians™ are perfect, and True Christians™ do not sin. As God's children (John 1:12, Romans 8:14, I John 3:2), we literally cannot sin.
I John 3:6-9
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
If you actually knew anything about what it means to be a Christian, you wouldn't have to be spoonfed these basic Bible Facts.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:08 PM
Friends, while some people blabber on about how we should not judge, conventiently ignoring the parts of the Bible that they don't like, have a look at THIS:
Yes, this is an e-cigarette. They even call it "affordable". To add insult to injury (Poor Baby Jesus! ) it goes by the name of Dr. Noah!
Again, don't believe me, have a look yourself. But be warned, it is (again) not for the faint of heart:
Sure, and they say I'm seeing things that are not there.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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