[Jerome Jefferson III]

May God Almighty bless this forum!

I see many Godly people here, hallelujah!

Allow me to introduce myself: I am Jerome Washington Jefferson, III.

My Grand daddy started the Mt. Zion Holy Grace Baptist Church in the colored section of our small share cropping village of Cumming, Georgia, my daddy inherited the Holy pulpit and when he passed on to The LORD, I inherited the Holy Spirit who Speaketh Through Me. Amen.

My favorite bible verse is:

All who are under the yoke of slavery should consider their masters worthy of full respect, so that God’s name and our teaching may not be slandered.

1 Timothy 6:1-2

https://new.biblegateway.com/passage...-2&version=KJV

[Mary Etheldreda]

Welcome to our friendly forums! Any friend of is a friend of mine.



Although I'm a bit confused as to why you're sharing the New International Version of God's Holy Word when it is Perfectly Revealed in the King James Bible, I'm glad to meet you anyway. Tell us, how many children do you have now? Does your wife homeschool them, or is she too busy with work? A lot of my friends prefer the Mexican housemaids, but I find the negro ones are easier to work with. I like knowing they understand the language of the land, it cuts down on confusion.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Dear Missus Esmeralda,

My wife stays at home and homeschools our 7 sons and 2 daughters. We teach them to know their place and to Fear Jesus.

If you are in need of a nanny let me know.

We do not allow free-loading democratic voters in our church, praise God.

Forgive me for quoting from a non KJV source - sometimes I want to hit the ungodly over the head but illustrating that God indeeds LOVES slavery and that our young and ignorant may try to nitpick around that fact by saying "servant" means anything other than SLAVE.


Yours in Christ Eternal,

Pastor Jerome

[Elmer G. White]

A cautious welcome to you, descendant of Hamites. If you are prepared to take the narrow path and a tiring journey, you might overcome your cumbersome pigment and find SALVATION in Christ, our Lord.



How would you relate the following verse to your situation with the Holy Spirit that you somewhat boldly, I dare say, described in your post?

Isaiah 57:15
For thus saith the high and lofty One that inhabiteth eternity, whose name is Holy; I dwell in the high and holy place, with him also that is of a contrite and humble spirit, to revive the spirit of the humble, and to revive the heart of the contrite ones.

Looking forward to future communications with you.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

PS. Bible written without the capital B can be considered a mishap ONCE, the second time it is a bad habit and thereafter a serious obstacle to salvation. See my signature for the punishment my boys receive if they repeat this offence.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Dear Mister Elmer,

I am indeed, a boy, and I subscribe to your Holy erudition, may the KJV Bible speak the truth!

The colored collection plates don't need no shuckin and jivin preacher boy, but only ones who speak His Word. My contrition is here for all to see, for no man is a greater sinner than I (more on that later).


Amen!


Pastor Jerome

[Attila's Wife]

Greetings, Jerome, and a warm welcome to the friendliest True Christian™ forums on the interweb. It is a pleasure to see a proper introduction and such lovely manners.

Romans 12:10 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;

Can you explain to me what share cropping is? I am from Godless England, so the term is unfamiliar. Does it have something to do with the stock exchange?

YiC
AW

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Dear Missus Hun,

I am from the Godly South but my great great grandaddy was from England and they tought us manners and respect for our betters.

Share cropping is the only proper way to harvest cotton, and the only way we black folk know how to stay out of trouble, and out of the corn fields.

We work for cotton and then sell that cotton for nice things like coco butter, switches and chickens.


The husbandman that laboureth must be first partaker of the fruits. 7Consider what I say; and the Lord give thee understanding in all things.

2 Timothy 2:6



Pastor Jerome

[Faith_Machine]

Jerome, I must say I'm impressed with how articulate you are.

I'm curious about these Bible verses pertaining to slavery, though, as it's my understanding that some slave owners were rather nasty men. How to you reconcile that with the Biblical instruction to respect them?

And what about the modern slave owner, such as the man who keeps underage girls in his sex trafficking ring, or the IRS auditor or the Democratic lawmaker? Do you feel those slave owners are as worthy of respect as the plantation owners of the 1800s?

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Jerome, I must say I'm impressed with how articulate you are.

I'm curious about these Bible verses pertaining to slavery, though, as it's my understanding that some slave owners were rather nasty men. How to you reconcile that with the Biblical instruction to respect them?

And what about the modern slave owner, such as the man who keeps underage girls in his sex trafficking ring, or the IRS auditor or the Democratic lawmaker? Do you feel those slave owners are as worthy of respect as the plantation owners of the 1800s?

Dear Mr. Machine:

A lot of anti-slavery jive comes from Northern Yankee Abolishionistas who made propagandas about evil pattyrollers and cracker slavemasters.

Truth of the matter is simply that after the war of Northern Agression, we black folk had nothing, but we often went back to our old masters who took us back in and gave us a piece of the cotton for ourselves that we could trade for coco butter, chickens, and groceries.

Lots of people need to be slaves: non-Israelites, but TRUE Israelites must be free. True Christians should be free, but we should be free also to plunder those who do ungodly works.

Hosea 13:16 - Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.


15 Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined [unto them] shall fall by the sword.16 Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.17 Behold, I will stir up the Medes against them, which shall not regard silver; and [as for] gold, they shall not delight in it.18 [Their] bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eye shall not spare children.
Isaiah 13:15

[Faith_Machine]

Friend, you strike me as an intelligent, well-socialized black, or IWSB. I like that quality in a person!

[knob polisher]

A Godly welcome to you Pastor Jerome. I too am a cursed Hamite seeking salvation and lighter skin through Christ.

[MitzaLizalor]

Hello I'm not sure what to call you, Jerome sounds too familiar and reminds me of a catholic I knew once who was even worse than the mormon Romney. And is Jefferson a Christian name? Where I live we don't get people called Jefferson. Or III.

You mentioned exorcism. Some demons can be very deep seated, I have heard, influencing behaviours and opinions in a way the afflicted soul may be entirely unaware of and even come to enjoy.

Is it difficult to get rid of these things, perhaps in a friend or other associate who is suffering (but unaware of it), and do they need to request deliverance? I noticed that the demoniac in Mark 5 did not request exorcism and your comment would be appreciated.

Welcome to the forum.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Hello I'm not sure what to call you, Jerome sounds too familiar and reminds me of a catholic I knew once who was even worse than the mormon Romney. And is Jefferson a Christian name? Where I live we don't get people called Jefferson. Or III.

You mentioned exorcism. Some demons can be very deep seated, I have heard, influencing behaviours and opinions in a way the afflicted soul may be entirely unaware of and even come to enjoy.

Is it difficult to get rid of these things, perhaps in a friend or other associate who is suffering (but unaware of it), and do they need to request deliverance? I noticed that the demoniac in Mark 5 did not request exorcism and your comment would be appreciated.

Welcome to the forum.

Dear Missus MaltLiquor:

My expertise is demonic possession and exorcism. I usually get rid of homosexual demons in youths and send them into pigs.

I am welcome to help you if you have any demons yourself. I accept Visa/Mastercard and if I must, American Express.

Also please ensure that you are chaperoned by a white man when in my presence. Some parts of the exorcism could be misconstrued by secular courts.

Please PM me for more details.


In his Love Supreme,
Pastor Jerome

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Jerome Jefferson III

May God Almighty bless this forum!

I see many Godly people here, hallelujah!

Allow me to introduce myself: I am Jerome Washington Jefferson, III.

Welcome, brother Jerome III. It's nice to see a well dressed, self-respecting, articulate black man who loves the Lord, makes an honest living instead of asking for a handout, and who understands that God has given you negroes a special role that is separate from but nevertheless almost equal to that of white folk.

I think we're truly blessed to have a wonderful role model such as you here in our forums!

[Cranky Old Man]

I don't understand. Since when can Pastors be black?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jerome Jefferson III

Dear Missus MaltLiquor:

My expertise is demonic possession and exorcism. I usually get rid of homosexual demons in youths and send them into pigs.

I am welcome to help you if you have any demons yourself. I accept Visa/Mastercard and if I must, American Express.

Also please ensure that you are chaperoned by a white man when in my presence. Some parts of the exorcism could be misconstrued by secular courts.

Please PM me for more details.


In his Love Supreme,
Pastor Jerome

Hey boy, don't even think about coming into MY CHURCH and trying to siphon off any clients. That might be what passes for normal amoungst you darkies, but civilized folk don't act like that. You have no Theological nor Geometrical standing around here.

I'd like to see your bona fides, boy. I don't know that you're even a Pastor. My Church bio can be seen HERE. Where's yours?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Welcome in Jesus' Holy Name, Jerome!

I am pleased that we have the pleasure of an IWSB to converse with and to learn more about the lesser races. Surely Jesus has brought you here to be schooled in the ways of Christianity as set forth in His amazing Word. Know that prejudice and discrimination have no place in this forum. We cautiously welcome everyone that anchors their boat to our dock until we have reason to shun them forever. Glory!

What is your spouse's name? And the names of your sons? Are any of them nearing marrying age? I am unmarried but I had a very nice date last evening at my mother and father's condo here in Freehold. I am still waiting on Father's decision whether or not I should see this man again.

Again, Glory to His Name - and welcome, potential friend!

NRL

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb

Welcome in Jesus' Holy Name, Jerome!

I am pleased that we have the pleasure of an IWSB to converse with and to learn more about the lesser races. Surely Jesus has brought you here to be schooled in the ways of Christianity as set forth in His amazing Word. Know that prejudice and discrimination have no place in this forum. We cautiously welcome everyone that anchors their boat to our dock until we have reason to shun them forever. Glory!

What is your spouse's name? And the names of your sons? Are any of them nearing marrying age? I am unmarried but I had a very nice date last evening at my mother and father's condo here in Freehold. I am still waiting on Father's decision whether or not I should see this man again.

Again, Glory to His Name - and welcome, potential friend!

NRL

Dear Missus Babe Ruth,

Your pies look awfully delicious.

I have gone forth and multiplied and I will ask my wife for a full list of our progeny when I return home.

I am now on vacation in Godless Euripistan.

I had an exorcism yesterday involving an eskimo woman who kept kicking, and screaming.

Many eskimo women are willful and rebellious.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Welcome, brother Jerome III. It's nice to see a well dressed, self-respecting, articulate black man who loves the Lord, makes an honest living instead of asking for a handout, and who understands that God has given you negroes a special role that is separate from but nevertheless almost equal to that of white folk.

I think we're truly blessed to have a wonderful role model such as you here in our forums!

Dead Mister WoW,

I am not an online gamer but I admire your dedication.

While I admit that I used to do horrible things beforing knowing Jesus, I indeed, now know my place.

I am here to cast out demons and get my pork on during any barbecue with ribs and chickens.

If you know of anyone in need of a demonic exorcism, please feel free to PM me.

[JimmiGerman]

Originally Posted by Jerome Jefferson III

Dear Missus Hun,

I am from the Godly South but my great great grandaddy was from England and they tought us manners and respect for our betters.

Share cropping is the only proper way to harvest cotton, and the only way we black folk know how to stay out of trouble, and out of the corn fields.

We work for cotton and then sell that cotton for nice things like coco butter, switches and chickens. ...

Pastor Jerome

So far, so good - but what do you need switches for...?

Since we Germans are always interested in technology, I would really like to know a little bit more about this. A switch is used to switch s.th. on or off... what kind of devilish machine do you build in your parish...?