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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-08-2012, 06:53 AM
How does one prove they have a soul? You are asking people to do it, but not giving any indication as to how. Tell me how to do it and I will.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-08-2012, 07:15 AM
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How does one prove they have a soul? You are asking people to do it, but not giving any indication as to how. Tell me how to do it and I will.
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Praise Jesus. If He saves you, you have a soul. Couldn't be simpler. Good luck, you'll need it.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-08-2012, 07:51 AM
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How does one prove they have a soul? You are asking people to do it, but not giving any indication as to how. Tell me how to do it and I will.
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You are the one making the erroneous supernatural claim that gingers have souls. The burden of proof is on you.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-08-2012, 04:37 PM
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How does one prove they have a soul? You are asking people to do it, but not giving any indication as to how. Tell me how to do it and I will.
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I'm not even asking for proof, just evidence.
Why does Sally Ann think she and other gingers have souls?
Wanting one isn't evidence. I can want a pony with all my strength, but that isn't evidence that I have one.
I don't have a pony. Do you think gingers have souls just because they want them?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-14-2012, 08:14 PM
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Do you know how the steal souls, Reverend? Is it something like this?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-14-2012, 11:29 PM
Maybe I need to read more of the thread, but it's so 'tl;dr' and all. I dunno, but this is lacking something. Usually, y'all can quote verse after verse after verse showing that Jealous hates this, that or the other. I haven't seen any verses showing how much Jealous hates gingers. Come on, Landover! Don't let a girl down! I know you can do it!
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08-14-2012, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore
Maybe I need to read more of the thread, but it's so 'tl;dr' and all. I dunno, but this is lacking something. Usually, y'all can quote verse after verse after verse showing that Jealous hates this, that or the other. I haven't seen any verses showing how much Jealous hates gingers. Come on, Landover! Don't let a girl down! I know you can do it!
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Here, try this, dear.
In this link you'll find the answer to your question.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-14-2012, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore
Maybe I need to read more of the thread, but it's so 'tl;dr' and all. I dunno, but this is lacking something. Usually, y'all can quote verse after verse after verse showing that Jealous hates this, that or the other. I haven't seen any verses showing how much Jealous hates gingers. Come on, Landover! Don't let a girl down! I know you can do it!
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The first Ginger:
Genesis 25:25
And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau.
Seething Hate!
Genesis 27:41
And Esau hated Jacob because of the blessing wherewith his father blessed him: and Esau said in his heart, The days of mourning for my father are at hand; then will I slay my brother Jacob.
And on it goes...
Genesis 32:8
And said, If Esau come to the one company, and smite it, then the other company which is left shall escape.
I could go all night. It is all there, written plain and obvious for all to see in the beautiful KJV.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-15-2012, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore
Maybe I need to read more of the thread, but it's so 'tl;dr' and all. I dunno, but this is lacking something. Usually, y'all can quote verse after verse after verse showing that Jealous hates this, that or the other. I haven't seen any verses showing how much Jealous hates gingers. Come on, Landover! Don't let a girl down! I know you can do it!
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Do you know a girl? 
We're still waiting for the evidence that gingers have souls.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2012, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
We're still waiting for the evidence that gingers have souls.
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If that's how we're playing things, I don't really have any proof that you have a soul, either.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2012, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore
If that's how we're playing things, I don't really have any proof that you have a soul, either.
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Well, now that's just rude. 
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-08-2014, 09:53 AM
The latest story from "science" claims that gingers are going to be extinct soon.
Unfortunately, although it recognizes that gingers are mutants, the article relies on
1. evilution
2. DNA and "genes"
3. climate change
4. cowardly scientists who wish to remain anonymous
Also, they admit it is just a theory.
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The red hair gene could be on the way out as it is thought to be a response to cloudy weather in Scotland, something which the country could see less and less of.
A gene mutation that yields red hair and pale skin which is more sensitive to light leaves DNA in skill cells more prone to sun damage and cancer, and if predictions of rising temperatures are correct evolution might cause it to regress.
Dr Alistair Moffat, managing director of Galashiels-based ScotlandsDNA, said: "We think red hair in Scotland, Ireland and in the North of England is adaption to the climate. I think the reason for light skin and red hair is that we do not get enough sun and we have to get all the Vitamin D we can. If the climate is changing and it is to become more cloudy or less cloudy then this will affect the gene.If it was to get less cloudy and there was more sun, then yes, there would be fewer people carrying the gene."
Another scientist, who did not wish to be named due to the theoretical nature of the work, told ScotlandNow: "I think the regressive gene is slowly dying out. Climate change could see a decline in the number of people with red hair in Scotland. It would take many hundreds of years for this to happen. Red hair and blue eyes are not adapted to a warm climate. It is just a theory but the recessive gene may likely be lost. The recessive gene could be in danger."
Only 1-2% of the world's population have red hair, though in Scotland 13% of the population are ginger and 40% are thought to carry the gene.
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It is rather a shame that this science is so flawed, as a few less Scotch would be a good thing! 
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-08-2014, 09:59 AM
Is gingervitis an illness/disease, or something permanent?
Also, is there a way it could be cured?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 05:32 PM
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Praise Jesus. If He saves you, you have a soul. Couldn't be simpler. Good luck, you'll need it.
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Dear Captain Poryway, I are you really an airline captain? As I believe human beings are not mean to fly! Not anywhere in Bible does God mention such a silly thing? If God would want us to fly, He would have given us wings.
Besides, how do you fly around a flat earth?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 05:38 PM
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Dear Captain Poryway, I are you really an airline captain? As I believe human beings are not mean to fly! Not anywhere in Bible does God mention such a silly thing? If God would want us to fly, He would have given us wings.
Besides, how do you fly around a flat earth?
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My apologies for misspelling you name, dear Captain Portway.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 07:41 PM
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My apologies for misspelling you name, dear Captain Portway.
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The reason you haven't seen God's thoughts on flying is because you have not read the Bible!Revelation 14:6 as written in KJV 1611.
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And I saw another Angel flie in the midst of heauen, hauing the euerlasting Gospel, to preach vnto them that dwel on the earth, and to euery nation, and kinred, and tongue, and people,
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 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 08:06 PM
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The reason you haven't seen God's thoughts on flying is because you have not read the Bible!Revelation 14:6 as written in KJV 1611.
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Oh yes, angels are supposed to fly, that is why God gave them wonderful wings. Yet, humble human beings, are not. I assume you do not compare yourself with angels I hope?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 08:13 PM
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Oh yes, angels are supposed to fly, that is why God gave them wonderful wings. Yet, humble human beings, are not. I assume you do not compare yourself with angels I hope?
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Do try and keep up, dear. Brother Benedict didn't compare himself to an angel. He's a True Christian™ man, adopted Son of God, and heir to the Heavenly Treasure. One day he shall judge the very angels (1 Corinthians 6:2-3).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 08:21 PM
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Do try and keep up, dear. Brother Benedict didn't compare himself to an angel. He's a True Christian™ man, adopted Son of God, and heir to the Heavenly Treasure. One day he shall judge the very angels (1 Corinthians 6:2-3).
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Yet as a reply to defend humans flying, he pointed out a part of the Bible describing an Angel flying, not a human. How is that a proof that humans should be flying?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
07-24-2014, 08:28 PM
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Yet as a reply to defend humans flying, he pointed out a part of the Bible describing an Angel flying, not a human. How is that a proof that humans should be flying?
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Oh, I see. I'm no theologian, so perhaps you can share with me where in the Holy Bible do you read the LORD forbid humans to fly. I'd like to read it prayerfully myself.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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