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Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-07-2016, 07:21 PM
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-07-2016, 07:28 PM
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Hello Titus,
Why do you wish a Happy Holy ramadan to everyone? Not eating seems unnatural to me, something you should wish to avoid. That aside, what scripture do you plan to use to found your statement on? I do love your bacon picture and bacon in general.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-07-2016, 09:02 PM
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Not eating seems unnatural to me
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Nonsense. Everyone does that all the time between meals.
This is what God has to say on the subject of fasting:
Matthew 6:16-18 - King James Version (KJV)
16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
17 But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face;
18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
So if people notice you are fasting, you're doing it wrong!
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Nonsense. Everyone does that all the time between meals.
This is what God has to say on the subject of fasting:
Matthew 6:16-18 - King James Version (KJV)
16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
17 But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face;
18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
So if people notice you are fasting, you're doing it wrong!
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So it seems that anorexic teenage girls were right all along to secretly starve themselves. Who knew these were such a pious group? The Lord truly is remarkable.
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 10:01 AM
F-U and your effing ramadongdingdang. Is that enough? \\
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 10:48 AM
It's not a Happy Ramadan for these idiots:
Refugee camp in Dusseldorf is burned down by migrants 'who were furious they had not received a wake-up for Ramadan breakfast'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...breakfast.html
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bezukhov
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'During this time of Ramadan, there was one group that wanted to strictly observe the fast, and another that insisted on the usual timetables and usual servings,' said Ralf Herrenbrueck, spokesman for the prosecutors service.
'This had led on several occasions to disputes and altercations with officials of the German Red Cross,' he said in an interview with public broadcaster WDR.
'It got to the point where threats were made over what would happen if things didn't change, and that one threat was obviously implemented.'
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I find it interesting that even among themselves these Muslims can't decide what's the "right way" to practice their goofy religion. They can't simply ask their god what to do, as he doesn't respond to their inquiries or appeals or really, anything, so they just continue to make it up as they go along. Then they can't agree which invented "truth" counts, and resort to fighting each other. It's like watching grown men get into fisticuffs over an argument about which of Santa's reindeer is the fastest flyer. Then destroy the whole neighborhood so everyone knows how angry the loser was.
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 06:28 PM
Do these Mooslims not have alarm clocks? Then they wouldn't have to rely on other people waking them up. But perhaps they have removed the mechanisms to use in their terrorist devices.
If they routinely have trouble getting up in the morning, it sounds to me as though the beds were too comfortable. Now they have been burned, I hope the authorities replace them something more spartan.
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 06:43 PM
Yes, happy Ramadan.
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-10-2016, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Do these Mooslims not have alarm clocks? Then they wouldn't have to rely on other people waking them up. [...]
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Hello Joanna,
Many of them do seem to rely on an external source: A guy in a tower wailing to get them to morning prayer. According to rumours it is a very effective alarm clock in the parts of the world they come from. Not showing up for morning prayer seems to be frowned upon over there.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Happy Holy Ramadan to everyone! -
06-11-2016, 12:32 PM
What's funny is that muslims are not alowed to drink during the day. Imagine God is pranking them and makes the day 3 times longer. All muslims on earth would die. hahaha!
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