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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-09-2008, 06:47 AM
Folks, I was reading through this thread and came across a gal who claims she's a vampire and says most men are afraid of her. First of all, I wouldn't touch a blood sucker with anything less than a ten foot pole for fear of catching something awful! But let me remind all men that with a good paddle in your hand and the Lord to guide you, you'll never fear the lesser sex.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-09-2008, 07:35 AM
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Folks, I was reading through this thread and came across a gal who claims she's a vampire and says most men are afraid of her. First of all, I wouldn't touch a blood sucker with anything less than a ten foot pole for fear of catching something awful! But let me remind all men that with a good paddle in your hand and the Lord to guide you, you'll never fear the lesser sex.
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In my town, if the woman got a spanking, the man would get divorce papers!
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-09-2008, 01:32 PM
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..... I'm amazed at the state of the world. Yeah, I'm a Gothic, woman. Yes, I believe strongly in the occult. So yeah, You hate me already. but, whatev.
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Mainly I'm just confused. I presume vampire arsenic would be some kind of poisoned blood...are you trying to tell us you have HIV?
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Women aren't allowed to do anything, huh? You'd be surprised. Almost every male I know is terrified of me, yet I've done nothing to them.
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Do you suffer from dentata? Are all the men you know qweer?
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But I swear, if any person ever tries to beat or assault me in any way, they will see what I can do.
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Give me good, justifiable reason why we may not have friends. I have many female friends, I don't seem to suffer.
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You have female friends, and you're a hellbound goth. How much more proof could we need?
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I think a lot of the bible is just junk. Only TWELVE pages of the original bible were actually found.
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OK, I'll bite: which 12?
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In my town, if the woman got a spanking, the man would get divorce papers!
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You're celibate! What would you know about it anyway?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
02-09-2008, 06:22 PM
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Didn't Jesus say "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder"?
And also "Whichever wife divorces her husband commits adultery?"
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In my town, if the woman got a spanking, the man would get divorce papers!
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Then by your own admission, your town is a branch office of hell.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-11-2008, 05:33 AM
Republicans, let me guess? When you all die and nothing happens, I'll be laughing.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-11-2008, 10:41 AM
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Republicans, let me guess? When you all die and nothing happens, I'll be laughing.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-11-2008, 01:12 PM
That's just plain nonsense! Spanking?? COME ON!! Since when are women children? Hum... hellloooo! They are your wives and mother, are you not supposed to LOVE them??? If you don't LOVE your wives then maybe ya did'nt marry the right one!! How can you honestly treat them like slaves, thinking they have to obey your very whim, and then spank them because they disobeyed??? How do you think YOU would obey every whim of your wife were the roles reversed?? They are HUMANS, of course they will not always OBEY!!! Only robots always obey!! No freakin human wishes to be treated that way!
Where is the logic behind that?? They are your PARTNER in life! How can you even live with them if you disrespect and think so little of them???? How do you expect her to feel of you if you harm her? Do you have ANY clue of the psychological harm that accompanies ANY form of abuse??? Even if you don't hit her hard, she will NEVER forget that you did, and the damage caused to her psychologically will NEVER go away! You should learn a little about human psychology and nature before experimenting in such way with another human being!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-11-2008, 01:13 PM
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That's just plain nonsense! Spanking?? COME ON!! Since when are women children? Hum... hellloooo! They are your wives and mother, are you not supposed to LOVE them??? If you don't LOVE your wives then maybe ya did'nt marry the right one!! How can you honestly treat them like slaves, thinking they have to obey your very whim, and then spank them because they disobeyed??? Where is the logic behind that?? They are your PARTNER in life! How can you even live with them if you disrespect and think so little of them????
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On the contrary, it would be cold-hearted and cruel to withold the Godly, Masculine leadership that God has bestowed upon us. We follow the Holy Bible, not the whims of a foolish female mind.
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-11-2008, 01:38 PM
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Do you even have your husband's permission to be on this forum?
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This is so strange? I have never met people who think this way!
Hum, I'm not married first of all, and my boyfriend knows better than to try to dominate me! He knows I would never accepts confinement, and if he ever tried I would kick his a_ s like he would deserve! XD
Were actually best friends and I love it this way, and he does too! He wants a partner in life, someone to share things with and play and love... not a freakin slave! We have the same friends too (all guys plus one other girl) and we have tons of fun together! We share the domestic tasks, heh I'm no fool, why would I go out with a man that would enslave me when I can be happy and free with the one I got? Women desire liberty as much as you men do ya know! The few that don't are just plain brainwashed!
We have the same tastes, play video games together, wrestle together, play sports even! XD I'm not your "sissy" girl ya know! I love fighting and playing agressive sports, I love have a huge thirst for knowledge, I got a pretty good summer job with a pretty high pay as a Web site designer for a really good company (and my boss loves my work). My boyfriend and I work at the same place! So does our friends!
Seee its all for the better! I'll go far in life, I wanna thrive, stay at university as long as I can to get all the possible knowledge I can, get a good job I can be proud of! I don't know if I want kids, I'm too young to know anyway I guess! But the point is I'm happy, feel fulfilled, I'm usefull to society, highly educated, I love working, I love sports, and I would rather die than spend my life serving my "men".... who frankly would think I'm a serious wierdo if I started serving him! XD
And NO I am not a whore and I don't even understand WHY some women (or men) cheat on their partners! Although if my parnter in life treated me like crap or like a slave I would understand why some women try to evade their relation! I have one mate and will be faithfull to him t'ill I die, and the same goes for him! I have no desire whatsoever to meet other men, infact I don't care of other man, just my guy!
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-12-2008, 06:59 AM
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This is so strange? I have never met people who think this way!
Hum, I'm not married first of all, and my boyfriend knows better than to try to dominate me! He knows I would never accepts confinement, and if he ever tried I would kick his a_ s like he would deserve! XD
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This is why we start disciplining our wives and daughters early; so they don't turn into hell bound feminist like you.
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Were actually best friends and I love it this way, and he does too! He wants a partner in life, someone to share things with and play and love... not a freakin slave!
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Marriage isnt about sharing and playing and loving. It is about performing your duties as a wife. I bet you don't even cook 3 meals a day for him.
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We have the same friends too (all guys plus one other girl) and we have tons of fun together!
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I'm sure you do
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We share the domestic tasks, heh I'm no fool, why would I go out with a man that would enslave me when I can be happy and free with the one I got? Women desire liberty as much as you men do ya know! The few that don't are just plain brainwashed!
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Women arn't on the same level as man. I'm sure the animals at the zoo would desire liberty too, but they arn't on the same level as man either. Your job as a woman is to see to it that you give your man everything he needs, and he is to see to it that you see to it that he gets everything he needs.
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We have the same tastes, play video games together, wrestle together, play sports even! XD I'm not your "sissy" girl ya know! I love fighting and playing agressive sports, I love have a huge thirst for knowledge, I got a pretty good summer job with a pretty high pay as a Web site designer for a really good company (and my boss loves my work). My boyfriend and I work at the same place! So does our friends!
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A few good swats of your back side would fix that right quick.
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Seee its all for the better! I'll go far in life, I wanna thrive, stay at university as long as I can to get all the possible knowledge I can, get a good job I can be proud of! I don't know if I want kids, I'm too young to know anyway I guess! But the point is I'm happy, feel fulfilled, I'm usefull to society, highly educated, I love working, I love sports, and I would rather die than spend my life serving my "men".... who frankly would think I'm a serious wierdo if I started serving him! XD
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Read your bible. Your are to be fruitful and multiply. You don't need to learn anything but how to cook good. You don't need to be useful to anyone but your husband. Its good you like to work though, as long as you are in the house.
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And NO I am not a whore and I don't even understand WHY some women (or men) cheat on their partners! Although if my parnter in life treated me like crap or like a slave I would understand why some women try to evade their relation! I have one mate and will be faithfull to him t'ill I die, and the same goes for him! I have no desire whatsoever to meet other men, infact I don't care of other man, just my guy!
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You are forgetting Jesus, do you not care about Jesus! But I will take comfort in knowing our good Lord will damn you for your wicked ways.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-12-2008, 07:19 AM
Orelia, you need a proper spanking. I have my prayer stick out, so if you're ready, come over here and lay yourself across my lap and prepare for some proper discipline. Sometimes a good whack will knock the sense into the confused. We'll see.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-12-2008, 12:15 PM
My two cents:
Disciplining an errant wife is only natural and right.
This is common sense as they seem to only understand pleasure and pain stimulus.
The Bible is also very clear on this subject. A woman has a certain place and it is subservient to her husband. If she chooses to break loose, then she must be brought back into line.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
06-12-2008, 08:52 PM
When I was a young'un, going to Modesto Christian School, they did it the proper, old fashioned way.
With a 2x4.
Quoting Proverbs at you.
I still wince just thinking about it.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 10:02 AM
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Orelia, you need a proper spanking. I have my prayer stick out, so if you're ready, come over here and lay yourself across my lap and prepare for some proper discipline. Sometimes a good whack will knock the sense into the confused. We'll see.
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So immature.
Lets solve problems with violence.
It clearly doesn't work.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 02:47 PM
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So immature.
Lets solve problems with violence.
It clearly doesn't work.
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Seconded.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 03:29 PM
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So immature.
Lets solve problems with violence.
It clearly doesn't work.
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Friend,
If you had read the thread threw you would have seen God clearly calls for violence. Are you telling us God is wrong? If so please give us some scripture on this.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:12 PM
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Friend,
If you had read the thread threw you would have seen God clearly calls for violence. Are you telling us God is wrong? If so please give us some scripture on this.
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So you think that its right to bludgeon some one to death? If a voice called down from the heavens:
"Dude! Kill every priest you can find!"
Would you?
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:18 PM
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So you think that its right to bludgeon some one to death? If a voice called down from the heavens:
"Dude! Kill every priest you can find!"
Would you?
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If It was a voice from God I would be getting out my priest pulverizer!
Its not like God hasnt had to clean up in the past.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:19 PM
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"Dude! Kill every priest you can find!"
Would you?
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Stop being ridiculous. God speaks to me on the inside where no one can hear; and He does it while He's invisible.
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Re: Why Women Need Spanking! -
07-22-2008, 05:27 PM
Unbelievable. OUTRAGEOUS! This sick, deviant WRONG interpretation of the Holy Bible can only come from misguided baptists. I apologize for being angry (only temporarily angry) at you but how can you claim that the Bible says it's ok to spank women?
There are several verses in the Holy Bible which grant us permission to spank those who report to us. Therefore, for example, in certain circumstances it might be permissible to spank an alter boy (or girl) in accordance with the teachings in the Bible. However, only those who misinterpret the Bible in the most perverse ways would advocate or condone spanking a woman.
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