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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 07:33 PM

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So this is a fundamental site…?
YES!!!



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And people here don't actually care about God or Jesus, they say it for fun…
Of course we care about God and Jesus...why do you think we spend so much time trying to tell people what is in the Bible?



(and yes, that is pretty doggone fun!)

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and people don't say what they mean…

In that case…

BAN ME, WHAT TYPE OF SICK PLACE IS THIS?????!!!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 07:35 PM

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So this is a fundamental site…? And people here don't actually care about God or Jesus, they say it for fun… and people don't say what they mean…

In that case…

BAN ME, WHAT TYPE OF SICK PLACE IS THIS?????!!!
Excuse me?

We care about God and Jesus. We care so much that we want to share the timeless beauty and wisdom of the Holy Bible with the entire world.

I actually feel deeply offended by your post. I always say exactly what I mean!

I will pray for your soul, sweetie. May God have mercy for you.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-20-2014, 03:54 PM

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No, dear friend, we do not say it for fun (although nothing is more fun than glorifying the Lord most high). Given the effect that false religious beliefs have on people, we preach the truth about Christianity and the King James Bible, so that people may see them just as they are and take them as seriously as they deserve to be taken.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2015, 04:58 PM

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God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:



Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.


Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld


And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.


Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”
Wow, you're such a good joker

First of all: Those bible verses having nothing to do with anybody's handness, that was thought a long time ago, dude.

Second: If God likes righties better than why did he choose a left handed Judge of Israel to kill the Moabite King named Eglon? Because he was left handed! He had the sword on his right thigh, were the guards would not notice it (they probably thought if he had a sword, he would have it on the left thigh and thought he was a righty) and he said God had a message for him, and he drew his sword and killed Eglon.

So a lefty saved Israel.

If God chose a righty, Israel would have been destroyed amd screwed over for years to come. So did you want that to happen.

And if being a lefty was sinful, God would have told him
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2015, 05:08 PM

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Still can't believe that unbeliever was calling me abusive for convincing my son to use his proper right hand. What do you people think?
Quite the child abuser you are
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2015, 05:14 PM

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All those lefthanded devils will go to hell in the name of our lord!
Well guess who was right handed?

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2015, 05:19 PM

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Well guess who was right handed?

Hitler

oh and Stallin
News flash, brainic: most people are right handed. That's not the topic of the thread.

But what can anyone expect from somebody who thinks animal love is normal?

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-05-2015, 05:38 PM

This site is very crappy from what I seen, I'm out.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2015, 02:09 AM

You all are fools.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-23-2015, 03:12 AM

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You all are fools.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 02:17 PM

Don't see the problem with anyone being left handed. And if my children are born left handed then so be it. Would never cause harm to my child just so they can write with their right hand. How awful.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 05:55 PM

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 06:30 PM

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I don't see a problem with you skateboarding on the interstate.
Wow. That's a bit below the belt. I never insulted you or anyone else, just speaking my view is all. Are we not allowed our own opinions? Freedom of speech? I am Christian, just like you but I don't agree with everything that everyone says. Doesn't mean I'm any less of a Christian than you are.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 07:23 PM

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Wow. That's a bit below the belt...
What? Just expressing MY views and MY ethics and MY morality.

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...Are we not allowed our own opinions? Freedom of speech? I am Christian...
Who has never read the Bible, or you wouldn't be expressing support for differing opinions or freedom of speech (because there's none of that in the Bible).

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...just like you...


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...but I don't agree with everything that everyone says...
These people's opinions are straight from the Bible, that book that YOU consider to be the infallible word of God (or you are no Christian).

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

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At least I know what's required to be a Christian (which is why I'm not).


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 07:35 PM

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What? Just expressing MY views and MY ethics and MY morality.



Who has never read the Bible, or you wouldn't be expressing support for differing opinions or freedom of speech (because there's none of that in the Bible).







These people's opinions are straight from the Bible, that book that YOU consider to be the infallible word of God (or you are no Christian).

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."



At least I know what's required to be a Christian (which is why I'm not).

Freedom of speech.. As in the country you Live in. You take things I say and twist them to suit your own arguments.
Your ethics include wishing someone you never met nor know anything about, be hit by a vehicle at in interstate?

I am a Christian. And I do know the bible. Doesn't mean because I have read it that I should wish ill health on a left handed person or anyone else. What other people choose to do/be has no effect on how I live my life. As long as I do what I am told I know my family and I will be looked after by the Lord.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 07:44 PM

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...I am a Christian. And I do know the bible...
Then why are you expressing support for freedom of speech, because the Bible is full of incidents where people are "righteously" killed for saying the wrong thing?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 07:52 PM

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Then why are you expressing support for freedom of speech, because the Bible is full of incidents where people are "righteously" killed for saying the wrong thing?
I Just like to have my say.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:02 PM

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I Just like to have my say.
Then you're a hypocrite, and not a Christian. Christians are forbidden from being hypocrites (see Matthew 7).

And btw, this is a privately owned and operated website, no government involvement, so the Constitution does not apply here. Just thought I'd mention that before you go claiming that you have free speech here (because you don't).


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 01-27-2015, 08:06 PM

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Then you're a hypocrite, and not a Christian. Christians are forbidden from being hypocrites (see Matthew 7).

And btw, this is a privately owned and operated website, no government involvement, so the Constitution does not apply here. Just thought I'd mention that before you go claiming that you have free speech here (because you don't).
Wasn't going to mention it
And hypocrite I am. And yes, not Christian. You win
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