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Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 02:16 AM
When I first started people talk about how the Mayan calendar ends on 12-21-12, and were talking about Mayan doomsday prophecies, I thought to myself, here we go again. Here comes the latest installment of new-age mumbo-jumbo.
However, I kept hearing more and more about it, and I was alarmed at some of the things I heard, so I looked into it a bit. I found out that the Mayans weren't the only ones who predicted cataclysmic events for 2012. So did the Hopi Indians, so did Nostradamus, so did Merlin, so did the Upanishads, so did the I Ching, all predicting something happening in 2012.
Now I don't put any stock in predictions from such dubious sources, but the fact that those so-called prophecies all exist lead me to think that maybe there's a reason for it. It can't all be coincidence. I think Satan is planning something big, and he's using 2012 mania as a cover for it.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
When I first started people talk about how the Mayan calendar ends on 12-21-12, and were talking about Mayan doomsday prophecies, I thought to myself, here we go again. Here comes the latest installment of new-age mumbo-jumbo.
However, I kept hearing more and more about it, and I was alarmed at some of the things I heard, so I looked into it a bit. I found out that the Mayans weren't the only ones who predicted cataclysmic events for 2012. So did the Hopi Indians, so did Nostradamus, so did Merlin, so did the Upanishads, so did the I Ching, all predicting something happening in 2012.
Now I don't put any stock in predictions from such dubious sources, but the fact that those so-called prophecies all exist lead me to think that maybe there's a reason for it. It can't all be coincidence. I think Satan is planning something big, and he's using 2012 mania as a cover for it.
What do you think?
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 02:38 AM
I can't find any mention of it in the world's most important book.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 02:39 AM
Pastor -
Maybe references to these predictions would help us understand your concerns.
By the way, I thought Merlin was a fictional character. Did you mean Rasputin?
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09-02-2009, 02:44 AM
Since 1974 I have been preaching to everyone that Spaceship Jesus will land on December 21, 2012.The Mayans foresaw his arrival through the use of mind-altering chemicals thousands of years ago, so they made it so the calendar would run out exactly when Spaceship Jesus arrives. (For what would be the point of a calendar once the world ends?)
We can plainly see that certain events are lining up for an apocalypse. London Olympics, Election (or re-election) of the US President, the "One World Trade Center" tower is being erected that year, etc.
When Spaceship Jesus lands, there will be The War to End All Wars. Imagine global catastrophe and chaos the likes that no human being has ever witnessed!
Soviet MiG fighters will take to the skies and drop bombs over America. Homosexuals will grab AK-47s and start gunning people down in psychotic frenzies. Animals and Robots will join forces and CYBORG ANIMALS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. Sharks will be able to fly through the air and flying sharks will attack people living in coastal cities. Electronics and Machines will turn on their masters: Automobiles will drive themselves and try to chalk up as much human car-nage as possible. Imposters and clones will take up sniping positions in high-populated areas and pick people off one by one.
Only a small force of HOLY ARMY led by Hulk Hogan, Mr. T., and Bruce Lee will fight against this Tide of Villainy and help THE SAVED to the Landing Crafts. The Landing Crafts will fly out of the mothership SPACESHIP JESUS and land all over the world. Only those that have given their lives to Spaceship Jesus and follow the commandments of Mad Prophet Helmholtz will be allowed access to these craft, which will then rescue them from the earthly armageddon and take them up to the paradise which is SPACESHIP JESUS.
SPACESHIP JESUS IS COMING 12/21/2012. MARK MY WORDS. It is now or never to convert!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
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09-02-2009, 02:51 AM
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09-02-2009, 02:54 AM
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Me neither. I don't put any stock in what any of those "prophecies" say, but what got my attention is the fact that there are so many of them from different sources all saying the same thing. It leads me to think that Satan is planning something.
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Maybe references to these predictions would help us understand your concerns.
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I didn't bookmark any of the pages, but I can find them again by googling 2012 along with any of Mayan, Merlin, Hopi, Nostradamus, Upanishads, or I-Ching.
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By the way, I thought Merlin was a fictional character. Did you mean Rasputin?
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No, I meant the historical Merlin, also known as Merlinus Caledonensis in Latin or Myrddin Wyllt in Welsh, not the fireball blasting wizard from the King Arthur legends.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 04:00 AM
I wonder if it will be one of these self-fulfilling prophesies.
It probably can't be the rapture due to Matthew 24:36
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But anyone with an agenda might think it clever to stir something up on that day. It is also interesting that it is between the next US Presidential election and the electoral college official certification. If the current "acting" president were to lose the next election to a Godly man (like say Brother Huckabee), that would be an ideal time to disrupt things in an attempt to cling to power.
Indeed it makes one wonder . . .
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 04:11 AM
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No, I meant the historical Merlin, also known as Merlinus Caledonensis in Latin or Myrddin Wyllt in Welsh, not the fireball blasting wizard from the King Arthur legends.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 05:39 AM
I'm not taking any chances so I stuffed my attic with steel wool. It cuts down on EM radiation from satellites. I feel safer.
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09-02-2009, 06:03 AM
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I'm not taking any chances so I stuffed my attic with steel wool. It cuts down on EM radiation from satellites. I feel safer.
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That's a great idea. Actually, I still have a lot of my Y2K canned food up in mine. I wonder if that would work like steel wool?
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09-02-2009, 06:08 AM
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That's a great idea. Actually, I still have a lot of my Y2K canned food up in mine. I wonder if that would work like steel wool?
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Steel wool has a lower density ratio because it's not all full of water, but has more surface area. Plus, those cans are going to start to leak and attract ants.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 06:14 PM
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Steel wool has a lower density ratio because it's not all full of water, but has more surface area. Plus, those cans are going to start to leak and attract ants.
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Why don't you wise and cautious fellows just line the attic floor with aluminum foil? It shouldn't take more than a couple of rolls and a satisfying half-day's work.
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09-02-2009, 08:27 PM
I tried aluminum once, but it is h-ll for my cell phone reception.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-02-2009, 08:42 PM
Oh I know the devil is up to something! He always is!
This is just like the time he got all those Heaven's Gate loonies to kill themselves in an attempt to catch a ride on a comet!
I bet he's still laughing it up over that one!
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09-02-2009, 09:11 PM
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-14-2009, 08:12 AM
I love this topic its amazing. On 12 21 12 the we will be alligned with the eliptical middle of our galaxy causing some fun stuff to happen. There are 4 things that are predicted to happen on this day.
1. Nibiru/Eris aka Planet X a planet twice teh size of jupiter that intersects our eliptical path once every 3000 years is said to be coming around to hit Earth 2012. False because this planet has been around for billions of years.. if this was true it would of hit us by now. What is even better the sumians and mayans believe the race of aliens the Anunakki will come for us and move us to a new world.. You can youtube for more info www.youtube.com search Nibiru Annunaki for this theory.
2. Polar / Magnetic Change.. ok were over due for a polar change oh well not a biggie, most that will come from this is earth quakes tusnamis.. wont be pretty but not the end of the world. search www.youtube.com Polar Shift
3. Solar Activity Maximum. We are gonna be hit by a solar storm that will knock us silly. The one back in 2001 that knocked out the power grids.. this one will be way worse. This is gonna destroy our satlaites and worse. The beauty of it though is if there is a solar flare which is predicted and if that solar flare ends up aimed at earth or any where NEAR earth.. were fried fast than you can say OUCH. The suns activity has increased majorly in the last 12 years this is gonna be the worst year on records.
www.youtube.com 2012 sun activity
4. Finally and my most favorite is the Earth blowing up.. but not like that. Mount St. Helen is over due 2000 years for a big boomer. This mountain right now has a Cauldron under it gathering magma and air and when that cauldron goes under so much presure its gonnna blow sending magma miles and so much ash into our atmosphere that it will send us into a ice age. but really its a 26000 year cycle I mean we could be over due for antoher 5000 years..
www.youtube.com 2012 mt st helens
MY THEORY But really in my oppinion its not the end of the world 12 21 12 is the end of a mayan age.. no it just resets.. the Bible says God will come like a theif in the night, no one will know the hour. Bible says nothing about this but it does say weather condtions will get worse.. this could be a sign?
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09-14-2009, 01:41 PM
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MY THEORY But really in my oppinion its not the end of the world 12 21 12 is the end of a mayan age
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The "Mayan Age" ended when the Spanish killed them all in the 1600's. If that's your theory, then they were off by 400 years.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-14-2009, 05:07 PM
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The "Mayan Age" ended when the Spanish killed them all in the 1600's. If that's your theory, then they were off by 400 years.
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If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, you'd think they'd have known to run away or at least fight back when the white men came. Further proof that the Devil never wins.
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Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies -
09-14-2009, 07:43 PM
Since when do Mynahs prophesy?
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