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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-12-2011, 04:55 PM
I heard of a similar thing from a frend of mine, L/Cpl Carl Cannon, was walking to the port of his vehicle when a single round hit him in the helmet. The round knocked Carl off balance and slammed him against the Humvee as miraculously the bullet penetrated his helmet just above his left eye and continued into his helmet. The bullet, instead of hitting Carl's pious brain was guided around and around the inside of his helmet until it lost momentum and dropped into his chest pocket, the pocket that held his miniature King James. I truly believe God saved Carl that day, and only because of his nightly prayers and devotion. Carl was always to be seen muttering and when I approached him about this he replied that a prayer was always on his lips and therefore God was always on his shoulder and this is what saved his life. From this day on Carl became very poplar with his Platoon, they regarded him as a spiritual leader and as a guiding light in somewhat dark times. Explain that! The incident defies physics on so many levels, not to mention that god clearly saved him. I only wish that I have explained this clearly enough, my English is not so hot.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-12-2011, 06:53 PM
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I only wish that I have explained this clearly enough, my American is not so hot.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-12-2011, 10:38 PM
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Your grasp of American is just fine.
A wonderful story that could only have ended better had the lance corporal leaped to his feet and blew away the camel jockey that shot him.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-21-2011, 06:57 PM
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Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."
It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.
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Actually it's just the opposite.
Option 1: An invisible spiritual force somehow came into Pastor Pistle's body and saved his life.
Option 2: Pistle grabbed his knife and stabbed the man.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-21-2011, 07:38 PM
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Actually it's just the opposite.
Option 1: An invisible spiritual force somehow came into Pastor Pistle's body and saved his life.
Option 2: Pistle grabbed his knife and stabbed the man.
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Keep in mind that Pastor Pistle was temporarily blinded and he was able to incapacitate the Viet Cong soldier before the Viet Cong could bring his AK47 to bear. The first stab from Pistle was to the other man's wind pile - in the dark, blinded and disoriented. It was an almost impossible thing to do. Clearly Jesus helped Pistle kill that man.
I though you claimed to be a Christian; why are you so quick to deny the love of Our Savior?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-21-2011, 09:24 PM
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Keep in mind that Pastor Pistle was temporarily blinded and he was able to incapacitate the Viet Cong soldier before the Viet Cong could bring his AK47 to bear. The first stab from Pistle was to the other man's wind pile - in the dark, blinded and disoriented. It was an almost impossible thing to do. Clearly Jesus helped Pistle kill that man.
I though you claimed to be a Christian; why are you so quick to deny the love of Our Savior?
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That's a good point.
I am not quick to deny the love Christ, I am just providing an alternative scientific response.
The "Explain It Atheists" subheading drew me in... I am not an atheist myself but I just thought I'd have a go at it
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-21-2011, 09:36 PM
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That's a good point.
I am not quick to deny the love Christ, I am just providing an alternative scientific response.
The "Explain It Atheists" subheading drew me in... I am not an atheist myself but I just thought I'd have a go at it
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Oh, so all of sudden something written down by some cranky old man who refuses to talk to anyone trumps the World of Lord (which is written in our very hearts) Shameful sire, shameful!
You are also avoiding my point; there is no reason or logic behind Pastor Pistle's killing of that Viet Cong soldier. That's why science and atheism refuses to accept it.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-21-2011, 09:56 PM
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Oh, so all of sudden something written down by some cranky old man who refuses to talk to anyone trumps the World of Lord (which is written in our very hearts) Shameful sire, shameful!
You are also avoiding my point; there is no reason or logic behind Pastor Pistle's killing of that Viet Cong soldier. That's why science and atheism refuses to accept it.
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There is no reason or logic behind young earth creationism but you people are fine believing in that.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-21-2011, 10:30 PM
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There is no reason or logic behind young earth creationism but you people are fine believing in that.
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Personal attacks now. You want to stop evading my question Mrs Pseudo Skeptic; I provided you an example of something unreasonable, logically God is unreasonable, therefore this thing PROVES God exists.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-25-2011, 09:44 AM
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As is well known the soft spoken, gentle Pastor Pistle was on of Ladnover beloved senior pastors for many, many years until he recently retired. Equally famous is Pastor Pistle's story of how Jesus saved his life in Vietnam when Pastor Pistle was a Godly Marine defending America against the savage commie red hordes.
It goes like this; Pastor Pistle's unit was clearing out of village of Vietcong one night. During the battle Pastor Pistle was separated from his unit and he had just single handedly destroyed a unit of elite Vietcong sappers disguised as a "filthy yellow Mommasan and her brats" as he put it. Unfortunately he used up the last of his ammo in this engagement and was making his way back to the rest of his unit when an explosion near him lit up the night briefly illuminating an armed Vietcong soldier standing directly in front of him!
Alone, dazzled by the flash of the explosion and out of ammo Pastor Pistle was in a deadly peril. However instead of blind panic like anyone in that situation should have felt, Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
Pastor Pistle's vision then cleared and he found himself on top of the Vietcong, covered in the man's blood with Pistle's knife in his throat. The Vietcong soldier had been unable to bring his own assault rifle to bear on Pastor Pistle due to the close quarters! Praising Jesus Pastor Pistle got up and made his way back to safety now knowing Christ had called Pistle to be a pastor.
Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.
Now athiests. Care to explain how Pastor Pistle made this on in a million killer knife stab in the dark without the Hand of God helping him?
I await your reply.
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That could just be dumb luck. Or, you know, it may not have piffleing happened.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
07-25-2011, 09:55 AM
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That could just be dumb luck. Or, you know, it may not have piffleing happened.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 08:21 PM
How is it a miracle to break one of the ten commandments?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 08:41 PM
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How is it a miracle to break one of the ten commandments?
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Killing godless commie gooks in battle is not murder. There is a time and place for everything.
(Ecclesiastes 3:8) "A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace."
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 09:05 PM
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Killing godless commie gooks in battle is not murder. There is a time and place for everything.
(Ecclesiastes 3:8) "A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace."
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Does the 6th commandment not say that you must not kill? Doesn't say anything about murder. And even "godless commis gooks" are the creation of God?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 09:19 PM
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Does the 6th commandment not say that you must not kill? Doesn't say anything about murder.
And even "godless commis gooks" are the creation of God?
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How do you feel when God commands us to kill? You've cherry-picked Exodus: did you skip over these parts?
( Exodus 21:12) He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death."
(Exodus 21:16) And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death."
(Exodus 22:19) Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
Etc. etc.
And don't even get me STARTED on Leviticus!
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 09:27 PM
So, what you say is that the Bible contradicts itself. How can it be seen as a proper reference if you can use quotes from the Bible to shoot down a commandment - again from the Bible!? That doesn't even make sense.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 09:51 PM
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So, what you say is that the Bible contradicts itself. How can it be seen as a proper reference if you can use quotes from the Bible to shoot down a commandment - again from the Bible!? That doesn't even make sense.
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How is it a contradiction for God to tell us not to kill unless He explicitly tells us to kill? You're not even making any sense. I blame it on your unrestricted gaming deathstyle and associated retardation.
I will pray for you.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-08-2011, 10:12 PM
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How is it a miracle to break one of the ten commandments?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-09-2011, 05:57 AM
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How is it a contradiction for God to tell us not to kill unless He explicitly tells us to kill? You're not even making any sense. I blame it on your unrestricted gaming deathstyle and associated retardation.
I will pray for you.
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It is, because the commandment does not say: You shall not kill unless I tell you to. It merely says: You shall not kill. But it's only fair that the Bible have flaws, since it's written by ordinary humans, several hundred years after the events occured.
Also, how dare you come up with random statements about who I am? You know nothing about me.
It is clear to me that you do not follow the commandments at all, and that you with obvious heathency disclaim what Moses were told by the Good Lord Himself. You might as well call yourself muslim by now.
I will send my nightprayers towards your heathency - may someone find grace for you!
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09-09-2011, 06:11 AM
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Also, how dare you come up with random statements about who I am? You know nothing about me.
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Ooooh, struck a nerve, did we? You really need (among other things) to take an objective look at yourself and where you stand with Jesus Christ. You come on here spouting nonsense and thinking you will Google your way to Salvation, but you are WRONG.
Get a Bible, get to reading, and get right with the Lord. That's the only way you are going to drag yourself out of that cesspool of gaming in which you are currently entrenched.
I'm praying that you take my advice.
Sincerely,
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