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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-24-2011, 01:33 AM
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Yes you should. Everyone should. It's special.
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Eww! Are you a queer?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-24-2011, 08:46 AM
Why would you even want to kiss before you're married?
Sick. All these unsaved fools defending the practice should be ashamed.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
11-24-2011, 10:30 PM
No doubt the agenda liberals will be wanting to introduce "kissing technique" in the school syllabus just like they've polluted state education systems with other of their idiotic and treacherous ideas.
Small wonder that the aid recipient nations are in such a mess if this is the sort of thing that gets exported as "education $$ aid" - just take a look at Africa and the middle East!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ down the gurgler if ever I've seen it. The proof of this [rotten] pudding is very much in the eating.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-10-2011, 01:06 PM
NO! And this is the reason why!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7JfkPRdHao
I just want to throw up when I see them kiss. And I don't even want to think about when they are going to have sex.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-11-2011, 01:31 AM
@ loveslayer - they were saying reasons about why you SHOULD wait but were obviously obsessional and I don't think maniacs are suitable counsellors on any subject anyway. Her lord will inform his wife when she's to commence producing sons and that's all there is to the matter.
GENESIS 18
9 And they said vnto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent.
10 And he said, I will certainly returne vnto thee according to the time of life; and loe, Sarah thy wife shall haue a sonne. And Sarah heard it in the tent doore, which was behind him.
11 Now Abraham and Sarah were old, and well stricken in age: and it ceased to be with Sarah after the maner of women.
12 Therefore Sarah laughed within her selfe, saying, After I am waxed old,shall I haue pleasure, my lord being old also?
13 And the LORD said vnto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying; Shall I of a surety beare a childe, which am old?
14 Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed will I returne vnto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall haue a sonne.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-11-2011, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Still, let's remember what is important: Kissing is sex. Kissing before marriage is fornication. Fornicators burn in Hell. That is all you need to know.
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Dear reverend. You made a very good analysis of the subject, I had never thought about kissing this way. I am glad that coincidentally,even thought I didn't know yet that it was a sin, I had not yet found a girl to fornicate in this way. Now I now that it's a sin, I'll be more careful.
I do believe though that kissing before marriage is OK in certain cases.
Like rape before marriage, if the girl you kiss is a virgin, you only have to pay her father 50 shekels (Deuteronomy 22:28-29) and marry her, and you're still going to Heaven!
Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
12-12-2011, 12:09 AM
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Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.
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It all depends on the deal her father is offering you. If he wants 51 shekels, the sensible thing to do is to tackle her and shove your tallywacker into her cooter (not her anus, which is right behind it -be careful). Hopefully God will not punish her for being raped by making her deliver a bastard, but if she does, you can always make him a eunuch. That way there will not be 10 generations of damned bastards who have to burn in Hell, just 1.
Of course rape is very bad and should only be undertaken in Biblically appropriate situations such as this one.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 02:12 PM
How are you suppose to fall in love before you get married? Like every couple in the world would want to kiss before they're married because that's how it usually works for humans to bond and fall in love and then get married.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 02:15 PM
You seem to be conflating "love" and "marriage" friend.
As the song teaches us, they go together like a horse and carriage. That is to say each is perfectly capable of existing without the other and in fact you hardly ever see them together any more.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 02:16 PM
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How are you suppose to fall in love before you get married? Like every couple in the world would want to kiss before they're married because that's how it usually works for humans to bond and fall in love and then get married.
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Why on earth would you want to fall in love before you marry? That only leads to sex before marriage. Marriage lasts a long time. Plenty of time to learn how to love each other. Me and my wife love each other nearly as much as we love Jesus.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 04:14 PM
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...As the song teaches us, they go together like a horse and carriage...
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Anyone who says that never asked the horse how he feels about it.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 04:25 PM
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Anyone who says that never asked the horse how he feels about it.
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We here at Landover Baptist Church don't engage in extended debates with horses. Though we do talk to many jackasses.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Why on earth would you want to fall in love before you marry? That only leads to sex before marriage. Marriage lasts a long time. Plenty of time to learn how to love each other. Me and my wife love each other nearly as much as we love Jesus.
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Yeah, um, marriage is going to end up in a divorce because the relationship wouldn't've developed because love comes first (which will include the kissing because that's how couples bond together.) Plus, love just doesn't work like that when it can't develop without the kisses and understandings within the couple's bondage.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by AngelofHate
...Plus, love just doesn't work like that when it can't develop without the kisses...
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Not only do you redefine God to suit what you think is right (never mind what the Bible says), you now redefine love to your own very narrow standards.
Thanks for letting people be how THEY want to be.
Hey, everybody! Make sure you get AngelofHate's blessing for your union, or you're not really in love!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 06:37 PM
I still have no desire whatsoever to be married to KISS.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-17-2012, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AngelofHate
Yeah, um..blah..within the couple's bondage.
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I am not unwilling to be part of a "couple" and of course God cammands us all to unite, imperfectly in marriage, perfectly in Him and if any suitable Christian were interested I'd do exactly as He said but sure;y no real Christian would be doing bondage! Would he?
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I still have no desire whatsoever to be married to KISS.
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That is cool Rev. Rod - I think puns are.. they make me grin.. Recently I've been helping at some art festivals and there are a few of these "couples" hanging around in the crew areas. I don't think they're Christians but the young gentlemen (I am being polite) are usually pretty busy building installations and stuff which gives me time to talk to their young "ladies" (and now I'm being very polite) & I try to keep the conversation away from certain areas, concentrating on art (we're working on some novelty pop-up books about stars at the moment) they do have funny ideas I must say but I'm happy to devote quite a bit of time to them and enjoy co-operating with their art projects and we make clothes too (well 2 of us in particular make the clothes. sort of fancy dress I suppose you'd call them) but it is difficult sometimes when they start talking about their "relationships" and what surprises they might surprise their "partner(s)" with I probably ought to be talking to Aunty Flo about this shouldn't I
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-18-2012, 01:55 AM
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Remind never look you the mouth. Are you deformated?
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OH mY god what a brave lady.. i like your comment
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 05:23 PM
Marrying someone you've never kissed and never had sex with puts you at risk of being stuck with someone who is a bad kisser and/or lousy in bed. Who wants a lifetime of unsatisfactory sex?
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Fleur-de-lis
Marrying someone you've never kissed and never had sex with puts you at risk of being stuck with someone who is a bad kisser and/or lousy in bed. Who wants a lifetime of unsatisfactory sex?
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What's that got to do with anything? We know that you as a shameless whore focus only on personal gratification but some of us do our marital duty to procreate as God intended.
This making up your own morals is really not doing you any favours.
Leviticus 21:7 They shall not take a wife that is a whore, or profane; neither shall they take a woman put away from her husband: for he is holy unto his God.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Fleur-de-lis
Marrying someone you've never kissed and never had sex with puts you at risk of being stuck with someone who is a bad kisser and/or lousy in bed. Who wants a lifetime of unsatisfactory sex?
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A pure woman has have been kissed or had sex. You want to use someone else's underwear?
Kissing does nothing, it is uneeded and the is devils play. Sex is required as proof of our devotion to God that we are willing to do anything He asks, no matter how vile or foul.
Each time I impregnate Mrs. Hutchins, I take a hot shower with lye abrasive soap. I am self concious for days that 'the smell' is still on me.
Sex is always satisfactory when a son is the result.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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