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Default Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 08:46 AM



Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

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Default Re: Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 08:55 AM
I don't know. I've never met any Bible freaks... unless you mean hateful faggot pedo-atheists that dream of eating baby Jesus meat? Perhaps it's you? You'd like to put some of that Wise Man meat in your mouth?


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Default Re: Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 09:05 AM
I never eat meat, I am a vegetarian!



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Default Re: Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 12:19 PM
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I never eat meat, I am a vegetarian!
By looking at your different posts I understand that you have choosen to be an liebral atheist pot smoking whore, but that's no excuse to spit Jesus in his face by being an vegetarian. I just don't see what's in it for you to eat like a rabbit?? Even though every human being knows that vegetables taste like crap compaired to a good steak, True Christians should eat both vegtables and meat - God is very clar about that.

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Default Re: Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 01:17 PM
Looks like a delicious tribute to our Lord on His birthday!

As for your vegetarian rabbit ways:

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Matthew 26:26-28

26And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body.

27And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;

28For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
Jesus wants us to eat meat and drink blood.

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Default Re: Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 02:35 PM
No doubt, it is God spotting showing Jesus as a small sausage. On the other side i love those sausages in bacon, some of the sausages have cheese in it. Love it.

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Default Re: Is this what you Bible freaks eat with Christmas? - 12-02-2010, 02:45 PM
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No doubt, it is God spotting showing Jesus as a small sausage. On the other side i love those sausages in bacon, some of the sausages have cheese in it. Love it.

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