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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 02:57 AM
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a simple and easy way might be to add a little holy water to the milk beside the fireplace, wouldn't that be a great christmas present to holy children everywhere who have been victimized by satan clause
Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?

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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 03:16 AM
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Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?
Psst . . . I think he's a Catholic.

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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 03:33 AM
What about serving him poisoned cookies and milk?

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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 04:58 AM
Hi all my first real post here on the forums.
Killing santa cant be that hard.

How about this, santa lives somewhere in greenland? very cold there right?
Inplant mad raindeer decease on his raindeers, let time work. His raindeers will die pretty soon that would mean that santa has no transportation whatsoever, i mean who has seen santa delivering presents in a cadilac?
This will make santa freeze to death up there.
Well that was my suggestion.

Truth is someone said santa is catholic, i REALLY belive that too.
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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 06:58 AM
It may be true that he is chathlicker but I have also heard from several sources that he is infact a pagen.

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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 05:14 PM
I've always thought Santa was a violation of the first commandment, but he does keep the kids in line around the holidays.

Now the real thing to do is kill the IDEA of Santa (Spoiler Warning for Kids: Santa isn't real), and instead have people looking to God for some REAL gifts aroud the holidays - the gift of Jesus!
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Default Re: Best Way to Kill Santa? - 11-15-2010, 09:48 PM
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Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?
Of course, we would never do that. However, Holy Water does have one use. The only way to tell whether your wife has been faithful to you is to have a Jewish priest has to mix mud from holy water and dust, then the woman drinks it. If she gets diarrhea and her belly swells and her thighs rot, that proves that she was unfaithful. Otherwise, she is innocent, and will get pregnant. See Numbers 5:12-31.

BTW, I'm in the Santa is real camp. I think he's a demon, like the other Catholic "saints."

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