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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?
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Of course, we would never do that. However, Holy Water does have one use. The only way to tell whether your wife has been faithful to you is to have a Jewish priest has to mix mud from holy water and dust, then the woman drinks it. If she gets diarrhea and her belly swells and her thighs rot, that proves that she was unfaithful. Otherwise, she is innocent, and will get pregnant. See Numbers 5:12-31.
BTW, I'm in the Santa is real camp. I think he's a demon, like the other Catholic "saints."