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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-08-2013, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
That's impressive, Pastor. I did not know that you can speak Satan.
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Thanks, Brother. Speaking Mexican increases the number of Mary-hailers whom I can rebuke.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-08-2013, 06:09 PM
Landover Baptist Church= Iglesia Bautista de Landover
Bible= Biblia
God= Dios
Hell= Infierno
Satan= Satanás, el Diablo o el Demonio
USA= Estados Unidos de Norteamérica
Heaven= Cielo o Paraíso
A Little spanish lesson, so you can see tan your most used words have their translations, because you're not the only ones who believe in God in the world, even your cult's name has a name in spanish
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-08-2013, 06:22 PM
If we wanted to speak wetback, we'd sneak across the border in the wrong directions, spit in God's face by joining the catlick "church", and live on a diet of tacos and pinatas.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-08-2013, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ILoveAnimals
Landover Baptist Church= Iglesia Bautista de Landover
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= la iglesia preferida de Dios
= un libro que debes leer y aceptar como la Palabra de Dios si no quieres ser condenada
= adonde irás si no te arrepientes
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-08-2013, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ILoveAnimals
¿Qué tienen que ver mi idioma con la idea de creer o no en Jesús?
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Translation for our Church members:
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Is it because of my language that I don't believe in Jesus?
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I don't know, but I feel so sorry for you, dear. However, I'll keep praying for you, just in case.
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Serving Jesus
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-08-2013, 08:39 PM
A lot of people around where I live talk that Mexican and that includes me. I don't speak really good Mexican, but the Mexicans I am talking to don't speak very good Mexican either. They are mostly the gardener and the maid, or sometimes rude people at traffic lights.
Most of that Mexican is just made up as you go along. They don't have that many words. You yell things like Aye Wey! and Pinche Wey! if you are mad and it is good to wave your arms around a lot to show you are serious. If they seem angry you say, "Yo tango un gran pistola", which means I have a big pistol. It is sometimes necessary to show it to them, so you better have one.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
11-24-2013, 06:42 PM
All people in South America are ruthless savages!
They proudly walk on the so-called "streets" of their so-called "cities" wearing skulls of people whom they've killed:
They gather heads of innocent bystanders when they run in amok with swords in their hands:
Some people avoid beheading by becoming slaves. Such people are then forced to work and publicly humiliated by being painted black and displayed in victory dances:
After that, the victors copulate in public:
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
11-24-2013, 07:21 PM
They are such a creepy people, Basilissa. I am so grateful the LORD chose to have me born in a Godly nation.
JESUSAVES
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
11-24-2013, 08:58 PM
If God didn't hate South America, He never would have filled it up with Mexicans.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
11-25-2013, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
They are such a creepy people, Basilissa. I am so grateful the LORD chose to have me born in a Godly nation.
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Locked and loaded, ready to kill, mexican devils beware!
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-07-2013, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Cheng_pu_the_Golden
Locked and loaded, ready to kill, mexican devils beware!
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I think the only reason God created South America and other parts of Mexico is for the Godly US to take advantage of their natural resources (they seem to have oil and timber and stuff like that).
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Location: South America (I know you hate it, but I don't care)
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 10:00 PM
I'm impressed you decided to accept in the world doesn't only exists USA, but I'm not impressed about the fact you think South America is some kind of hell full of devilish people... seriously, why you hate the entire world? Do you really think that's the only way to go to heaven?
I'm sorry for you, your hearts are full of hate... anyway, since I still have a bit of hope on you, I leave you this, beautiful pictures from countries in South America
Brazil
Argentina
Two beautiful hotels in Costa Rica
Chile
This beautiful building is an university in Puerto Rico
(As you can see, since its foundation in 1959, the school accepted women)
Some pictures of Uruguay's legislative palace
Finally, a beautiful picture from Mexico City during night
What do you think?
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SunsetShimmer
seriously, why you hate the entire world? Do you really think that's the only way to go to heaven?...
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If that is what the Bible says (and it is), then YES THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK.
Luke 14:26 " If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."
I think you're an idiot if you think God cares about some buildings.
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An old soul
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SunsetShimmer
Vampire mockery of our beloved Jesus.
Phallus worship. Typical...
A normal family home in America (before Obama decimated the country with a recession).
Is that a sanitary towel in the pool? Yuck.
Yes your country is in ruins, what do you expect me to do about it?
Typical monument to sexual deviancy. You showed us that already.
Again? I'm beginning to see a pattern in your posts.
I particularly like the President's car in the foreground.
It looks like it's about to fall down - seriously, you built it like that?
OK it looks a little better from this angle - is this the Village People tour?
Notice Speedy Gonzales running around selling drugs and kidnapping people - where is everybody? (Burnt alive and buried in a shallow trench, no doubt)
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Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Location: South America (I know you hate it, but I don't care)
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
If that is what the Bible says (and it is), then YES THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK.
Luke 14:26 " If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."
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What happens with Exodus 20:12? It says "Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee."
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I think you're an idiot if you think God cares about some buildings.
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I'm trying to make them see the beauty out of USA, to help them to live out of their bubble
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 10:37 PM
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Phallus worship. Typical...
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What about the Washington monument?
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Yes your country is in ruins, what do you expect me to do about it?
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Those are rocks, not ruins... geez, what's your problem? USA is not the only country in the world with beautiful landscapes or buildings, accept many other countries can be beautiful too
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SunsetShimmer
I'm trying to make them see the beauty out of USA, to help them to live out of their bubble
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Don't be silly. Of course there is beauty outside the USA. Perhaps the most beautiful place on all the earth is the spot where Jesus was born (not the womb, ew, but the physical location on the land). I think this will be the most beautiful place until He returns ( watch it live). South America may have lovely buildings, but it has far more slums, shantytowns, and whores dead from violence, drugs, and venereal disease, leaving children at the mercy of your pedophile priests.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Location: South America (I know you hate it, but I don't care)
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-22-2014, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Don't be silly. Of course there is beauty outside the USA. Perhaps the most beautiful place on all the earth is the spot where Jesus was born (not the womb, ew, but the physical location on the land). I think this will be the most beautiful place until He returns ( watch it live). South America may have lovely buildings, but it has far more slums, shantytowns, and whores dead from violence, drugs, and venereal disease, leaving children at the mercy of your pedophile priests.
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If that's what you think, I can't do anything but feel sorry for you, South America is much more than that, maybe if you read some books (not the bible) or the news, you would learn something about the people of this lands
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Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by SunsetShimmer
If that's what you think, I can't do anything but feel sorry for you, South America is much more than that, maybe if you read some books (not the bible) or the news, you would learn something about the people of this lands
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I have to agree with Mrs. Etheldreda on this one. Personally, I think South America has been on a downward spiral since 1820's, but I might be biased.
I've been to a few countries in South America, and there is a lot of poverty and discrimination against the native people. These elite places that you've shown a few posts earlier were made possible due to the exploitation of the native people. Is this really something to brag about?... Only if you are one of these privileged whitish elites.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 12:59 AM
The problem with the wetbacks from south of the Equator is they mow the lawn in the wrong direction making the striping on the lawn look odd. Utterly worthless people.
God made everyone properly, it is thier parents fault for the poor upbringing in a non-Christian lifestyle. A lot of them do not eyen speak messicanese properly. The only good thing is old growth wood for my hardwood flooring business is cheap and plentiful for now. I get them to pay me to build a road, haul away 'the debris' Win-Win. Thank You Jesus!
If these creatures would allow Jesus in their lives, they'd be so much happier. He is the answer!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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