[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by XxVcVxX

Umm... You all NICE god believers think god created everything. So he created murderers. So why don't you NICELY ask him? And you guys always say 'submit' to our NICE god
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God is nice? Where did you get that idea?
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[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by XxVcVxX

Umm... You all NICE god believers think god created everything. So he created murderers.

.............it depends what you mean. Sure, God created the person who might choose to do a murder (I've never wanted to do one myself) and although the homocidal mania may not be a total brainchild of our murderer, whom God created, the decision to act IS the responsibility of that abandoned wretch.

So in that case, yes.

Otherwise, no.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by XxVcVxX

Masturbation is a natural thing to do. If God created humans, then he placed that primal urge in us. Do as he says and masturbate. Don't be so close minded. And don't piffleing beat your child up
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God also created cancer, scorpions and anal warts. Those are all "natural" too, but that doesn't make them good. Masturbation is a sin. A few seconds of pleasure are not worth an eternity in hell.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[portugueseandproud]

He masturbates? Kill him!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

He masturbates? Kill him!

Do you have a scriptural source for that manner of punishment, or are you simply being a typical Jesus-hating portugeser?



(Colossians 3:25) "But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons."

Yours in Christ,

Z. smyth

[portugueseandproud]

Onanism. Jesus hating? No, I love Jesus and Jesus love everyone. Jesus love prostitutes, sinners, rich people, poor people. He hated those who judged, thinking that they held the key to the kingdom of God, when only God is allowed to judge.

Joke's on you, pal. Don't play God.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

Onanism. Jesus hating? No, I love Jesus and Jesus love everyone. Jesus love prostitutes, sinners, rich people, poor people. He hated those who judged, thinking that they held the key to the kingdom of God, when only God is allowed to judge.

Joke's on you, pal. Don't play God.

Who is playing God? God says quite clearly that God will punish anyone He catches with their hand on their junk. This should not be surprising since God hates gay sex and that's what self touching is.

[portugueseandproud]

Bobby-Joe, you guys at Landover are playing God. You aren't Christian if you don't know, that Christ and God are love. They loved us. A religion full of hatred is not what Jesus wanted.

But if you follow the Bible: Are you circumcised?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

Bobby-Joe, you guys at Landover are playing God. You aren't Christian if you don't know, that Christ and God are love. They loved us. A religion full of hatred is not what Jesus wanted.

Please explain to me how damning people to Hell for all eternity is unconditional love for all?

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

But if you follow the Bible: Are you circumcised?

Yes, though to be honest that was a standard procedure in the 60s when I was born.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

Onanism. Jesus hating? No, I love Jesus and Jesus love everyone. Jesus love prostitutes, sinners, rich people, poor people. He hated those who judged, thinking that they held the key to the kingdom of God, when only God is allowed to judge.

Joke's on you, pal. Don't play God.

Are you actually trying to deliberately contradict God's word to vex us?

Well we've seen it all before and no matter of trying to make us angry will save you from Satan.

[portugueseandproud]

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

Yet you found out about Christ somehow...

Don't tell me, someone brought you up to believe in a lot of word of mouth stories they might as well have made up. And you're using that to contradict a document from God that has stood the test of time through thick and thin without ever failing in its Truth or contradicting itself despite numerous authors.

I can see why you would chance Hell for evidence like that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Yet you found out about Christ somehow...

Don't tell me, someone brought you up to believe in a lot of word of mouth stories they might as well have made up. And you're using that to contradict a document from God that has stood the test of time through thick and thin without ever failing in its Truth or contradicting itself despite numerous authors.

I can see why you would chance Hell for evidence like that.

And follow up with Brother RP,

why aren't the stories of Christ forgiveness "made up", since The Bible is just work of man made fiction.

No portugueseandproud, you feel into the Nihilistic trap that the Atheist are in. Atheists are so cold hearted they want saints and the sinners to share the same fate; nothingness. It's the same with you Catholics were everyone is forgiven in, even a monster like Huey Long.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

God also speaks through donkeys but you don't hear every donkey conversing with humans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

If God didn't write the Holy Bible, then who did? Are you trying to imply that the Bible has no more authority than the Lord of the Rings or the Harry Potter series? If that's true, what do you base your belief in God on?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

He hated those who judged

scripture please

Joke's on you

?????????????????? ever read The Bible? Start here keep reading..

[portugueseandproud]

The Bible is nothing more, than the stories, that were told about the beliefs of the tribes of Israel. A ton of stories have been left out, so why would God allow this to happen?

I believe in God's messengers: Moses and Jesus Christ.

Do you believe in King James? A man who wanted to become God on earth? A man who had no other intent, than to be the most powerful of all.
"
Matt 7:2-5 "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged [if we judge with an evil heart or dark intent, His judgment of us will reflect it; if we judge nobly with honesty and justice, His judgment of us will reflect that, too], and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you [if we use extremes or exaggerations or other ignoble means, our judgment will reflect it and judging with fairness and compassion will garner likewise in His judgment of us]. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye [point out his sins, "minor" in Jesus' example here] and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye [our own sins, even and especially those we will not admit, magnified by our selective blindness]? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' [tell him of his "minor" sins] when all the time there is a plank in your own eye [that there are greater or the same sins in our own lives which we do nothing about or think we are above]? You hypocrite* [pointing out the sins of others while by pretense thinking of ourselves as above sin], first take the plank out of your own eye [sincerely ask the Lord for forgiveness and learn and live the Truth and Light by His Word], and then you will see clearly [be in a righteous position] to remove the speck from your brother's eye [to judge and to help him out of his bondage to sin]." At Galilee, the Decapolis, Jerusalem, Judea and the region across the Jordan, Jesus was talking to the multitudes gathered there after hearing of His message and of His healings to beseech them to not become like the pharisees and hypocrites who think they are above sin."

All of you, you think, that you're perfect. True Christians with a trademark logo? Remember what Christ did to those who were selling stuff in the temple? He kicked them out. Why the TM logo, folks?

Jesus said, that we should love everyone. We should never think, that we're above sin, that we're perfect. We should not beat up sinners, we should help them pick their lifes up.

[portugueseandproud]

This is the number of piffles (loooool piffles) I give for your judgement:

ZERO

You know, what give me 100000000000 negative points. Whatever. Just by beating your poor wife, you would be looking at the world from within a cell. You racist! God will give you what you deserve for daring to judge without knowing! Wife beater, ignorant scum.

Even you're Mission to Australia logo has a panda on it. You guys are so ignorant.

Come on, I'm waiting for those 1000000000 negative points.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by portugueseandproud

This is the number of piffles (loooool piffles) I give for your judgement:

ZERO

You know, what give me 100000000000 negative points. Whatever. Just by beating your poor wife, you would be looking at the world from within a cell. You racist! God will give you what you deserve for daring to judge without knowing! Wife beater, ignorant scum.

Even you're Mission to Australia logo has a panda on it. You guys are so ignorant.

Come on, I'm waiting for those 1000000000 negative points.

Such a filthy mouth, but par for the course for a repulsive spanish catlick.



(Matthew 15:11) "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

..par for the course..

I noticed something funny about poster's scripture:

Matt 7:2-5 "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged [if we judge with an evil heart or dark intent, His judgment of us will reflect it; if we judge nobly with honesty and justice, His judgment of us will reflect that, too], and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you [if we use extremes or exaggerations or other ignoble means, our judgment will reflect it and judging with fairness and compassion will garner likewise in His judgment of us]. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye [point out his sins, "minor" in Jesus' example here] and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye [our own sins, even and especially those we will not admit, magnified by our selective blindness]? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' [tell him of his "minor" sins] when all the time there is a plank in your own eye [that there are greater or the same sins in our own lives which we do nothing about or think we are above]? You hypocrite* [pointing out the sins of others while by pretense thinking of ourselves as above sin], first take the plank out of your own eye [sincerely ask the Lord for forgiveness and learn and live the Truth and Light by His Word], and then you will see clearly [be in a righteous position] to remove the speck from your brother's eye [to judge and to help him out of his bondage to sin]."

..so had a look at the KJV — and then it struck me!

PROVERBS 30
5 Euery word of God is pure: he is a shield vnto them that put their trust in him.
6 Adde thou not vnto his words, lest he reproue thee, and thou be found a lyar.
©1611

Now I'm beginning to wonder, has poster been adding unto His words?

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