[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I'm not threatening you at all, my dear Zeke.
Merely saying that IF you were at an ACLU convention saying those things, if you happened to passionately insult some very passionate (and muscular) liberals, they may not take it so well.
Sheeesh, this is what I get for trying to be helpful.

All liebrals are wimps, and they would be extremely sorry if any of them ever attempted to lay their filthy paws on me, I can assure you. I am protected by my three best friends; Jesus, and Smith and Wesson.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

All liebrals are wimps, and they would be extremely sorry if any of them ever attempted to lay their filthy paws on me, I can assure you. I am protected by my three best friends; Jesus, and Smith and Wesson.

Of course, just like any good republican.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Merely saying that IF you were at an ACLU convention saying those things, if you happened to passionately insult some very passionate (and muscular) liberals, they may not take it so well.
Sheeesh, this is what I get for trying to be helpful.

We know that the Anti-Christian Lunatics' Union is full of homer nancies, and that homers go to the gym when they're not busy recruiting people into their lifestyle choice and plotting to destroy the family, but that doesn't mean they know how to use those muscles to do anything except S&M (standing and modeling).

Then again, if the Anti-Christian Lunatics' Union has to resort to violence, then they must know that they are wrong.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

I see that ms. Van HELLsing has once again turned the thread into a gab fest on her favorite subject - herself.

To get the thread back on course: No, a True Christian™ should never attempt to think for himself. God is the smartest individual in the Universe, and He's already done all the hard thinking for us. To start thinking for oneself instead of believing in the KJV1611, would be blaspheming against the Holy Ghost.

We all know that God will deceive people by sending strong delusions:

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Maybe you are wondering what kind of people it is, whom God will deceive. Glad you asked, the Bible is very clear on this matter - God has no room for people who are wise and prudent:

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

Just remember: "God tells lies, if you're prudent and wise."

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Prune Danish

I see that ms. Van HELLsing has once again turned the thread into a gab fest on her favorite subject - herself.

Really. Mrs. Van Hellsbells, I don't often appeal to unsaved Hellyweird entertaineresses, but here goes:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Prune Danish

I see that ms. Van HELLsing has once again turned the thread into a gab fest on her favorite subject - herself.

To get the thread back on course: No, a True Christian™ should never attempt to think for himself. God is the smartest individual in the Universe, and He's already done all the hard thinking for us. To start thinking for oneself instead of believing in the KJV1611, would be blaspheming against the Holy Ghost.

We all know that God will deceive people by sending strong delusions:

2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Maybe you are wondering what kind of people it is, whom God will deceive. Glad you asked, the Bible is very clear on this matter - God has no room for people who are wise and prudent:

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

Just remember: "God tells lies, if you're prudent and wise."

Thank you for the excellent post Brother Prune. I couldn't agree more. And the fact that the unsaved harlot VanHelterSkelter constantly attempts to think for herself and as a result destroys our sound Christian discourse, is testimony to what happens when females attempt to think independently.

After all, the very first example of a female trying to think for itself brought similar, although arguably much more dire results. Because of VonHellbent's descendant Eve, mankind was evicted from the Garden of Eden that God provided for us all. If there is one single message that God has been trying to beat into our heads from the very start, it is that we need to leave the thinking to Him. Glory to God!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Thank you for the excellent post Brother Prune. I couldn't agree more. And the fact that the unsaved harlot VanHelterSkelter constantly attempts to think for herself and as a result destroys our sound Christian discourse, is testimony to what happens when females attempt to think independently.

After all, the very first example of a female trying to think for itself brought similar, although arguably much more dire results. Because of VonHellbent's descendant Eve, mankind was evicted from the Garden of Eden that God provided for us all. If there is one single message that God has been trying to beat into our heads from the very start, it is that we need to leave the thinking to Him. Glory to God!

Hmm, are you calling me an ancestor to a woman you call thousands of years old who didn't exist??

Prune, I was talking about the ACLU and rights, not me.

[Saved!]

Of course we should not think for ourselves, we should let God think for us for he is the only one that can see through all the evilness in the world today and guide us along our life path.

Praise be to God!

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Saved!

Of course we should not think for ourselves, we should let God think for us for he is the only one that can see through all the evilness in the world today and guide us along our life path.

Praise be to God!

You will capitalise 'He' when referring to God allmighty.

Also, are you truly Saved®?
Why don't you head over to the Introductions forum and introduce yourself.
Tell us what kind of perverted life you've lead before you started the long walk down the narrow path towards Salvation.