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Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-21-2012, 11:45 AM
Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
More and more innocent men are jailed because sluts, whores and harlots falsely accuse them of rape. Usually to get a free abortion. These sluts seduce these innocent men and then after they have filthy sex they regret their mistake and blame the innocent man instead of praying to Jesus for forgiveness.
As if there aren't enough lies about rape already! All women who want an abortion, falsely claim they are raped! Even though every little child already knows you can't get pregnant from rape!
God, of course, already warns women that they should dress properly: 1st Timothy 2:9 " In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly
Clearly women who aren't properly dressed all get what they deserve!
And God is also very clear on what should happen after rape: marriage! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 " If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.". The solution here is surprisingly simple. Convert all abortion clinics to churches so these "victims" can get married to their "rapists" right away!
There is a small glimmer of hope here as more and more people realize where the real blame is here: You're not guilty of rape: Those skinny jeans were too tight to remove by yourself, jury rules. But unfortunately those are the exceptions, mostly innocent men get jailed for being seduced by sluts.
All that is missing here is a "please rape me" My Little Pony tramp stamp tattoo:
They shouldn't even call this clothing:
Future rape "victim" Honey Boo Boo:
My bumper sticker to teach the brony sluts of America about Jesus:
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-21-2012, 12:34 PM
I am glad I always dress properly so I can't be raped!
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
12-23-2013, 10:09 PM
A rapist doesn't are if you're wearing a dress, a bikini or nothing. He/she will rape anyone if they have the chance.
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
12-23-2013, 10:17 PM
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A rapist doesn't care if you're wearing a dress, a bikini or nothing. He/she will rape anyone if they have the chance.
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You mean you get the exact same, um, emotion, whether you see a woman like this:
or this (you have to click on it to see it, I am not posting that image directly because it doesn't meet the requirements of a family friendly forum).
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
12-23-2013, 10:24 PM
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A rapist doesn't are if you're wearing a dress, a bikini or nothing. He/she will rape anyone if they have the chance.
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Nonsense, dear. They say one in every three women is a victim of rape. I have never been raped, and no woman I have ever associated with has been accosted and/or raped. Ergo, either all these rapes are happening to random women coincidentally far away from me, or else there is something about me that repels the rapist. I don't believe in coincidences, but I do believe the Holy Spirit repels the rapist. So your theory cannot possibly be correct.
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
07-13-2014, 07:53 AM
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I am glad I always dress properly so I can't be raped!
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do you in all honestly believe that just because you dress a certain way wont stop some random person form attempting to rape you??
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
07-13-2014, 10:20 PM
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do you in all honestly believe that just because you dress a certain way wont stop some random person form attempting to rape you??
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I have never been raped so clearly it works!
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
07-17-2014, 09:27 AM
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I have never been raped so clearly it works!
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I'm curious. Are you members of an organized faith? For example Lutherans or Catholics. I'm merely being curious
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
07-17-2014, 10:36 AM
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I'm curious. Are you members of an organized faith? For example Lutherans or Catholics. I'm merely being curious
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
07-14-2014, 03:53 AM
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do you in all honestly believe that just because you dress a certain way wont stop some random person form attempting to rape you??
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Of course dear! Take it from me, a 17 year old young woman. I have never been raped, but I know this from personal experience. I knew a slut that walked around in shorts that barely covered her buttocks, and a top that practically showed everything. She is asking for it! It is like painting on the back of your shirt "Hit me now!" Wearing skanky clothing is like a massive painting saying "I'm a whore with no morals, and I love sex and I have HIVs, and come rape me!" I hope this helps!
Here are some Bible verses on modesty.
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 - "19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."
1 Timothy 2:9 - " like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
1 Peter 3:3-4 - "3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price."
Proverbs 31:30 - "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised."
1 Samuel 16:7 - "But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart"
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
09-06-2015, 10:48 PM
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
09-07-2015, 10:16 AM
I thought for a happy moment that perhaps God had sent something to eat you but evidently you've been hanging around brony conventions or something. Felicity will not be persuaded by your subterfuge because she has read about bronies here at Landover. Perhaps you were intending to get one of those Moller flying saucer things and beam her up using magnets? But unfortunately for you I doubt that she is the sort of young lady covered with body mods, implants and metal bones-through-the-nose you're obsessing over. The Bible is clear about appropriate attire and Felicity does not dress like an ironmonger's display cabinet. Heaven knows what you wear yourself but in this case, or the case of any Christian, your grotesque compulsions will come to ruin.
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-21-2012, 05:58 PM
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As if there aren't enough lies about rape already! All women who want an abortion, falsely claim they are raped! Even though every little child already knows you can't get pregnant from rape!
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Truer words have never been spoken. Abortion should be illegal period, but until we get a decent Republican government that will outlaw abortion, at least make the whores pay for it. The fact is you can't get pregnant from rape. So why are tax payers being handed the bill for this?? It's an obvious scam.
As far as clothing is concerned, dress like a whore and get treated accordingly - you are only to blame if you get raped. Here is an example of appropriate True Christian attire
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-21-2012, 06:07 PM
This is how women dress today and then act all shocked when a man takes them up on their she-harlot invitation. I mean how blatant can they get. The women in this picture are just begging to be impregnated.
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
05-01-2014, 06:49 AM
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This is how women dress today and then act all shocked when a man takes them up on their she-harlot invitation. I mean how blatant can they get. The women in this picture are just begging to be impregnated.
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I'm sorry but those women are as ugly as the devil himself. Definitely not a rapist's primary target
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
05-01-2014, 09:12 AM
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I'm sorry but those women are as ugly as the devil himself. Definitely not a rapist's primary target
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
05-01-2014, 09:15 AM
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Why would you be interested in that? Are you trying to seduce me? That is not very Christian of you, I suggest you stop nagging me, and dont ask questions about my private life and affairs
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-21-2012, 06:20 PM
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you can't get pregnant from rape.
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That is, in fact, the whole of the problem with rape in the first place. It can't occur in wedlock, because there is a contract declaring the woman's consent to be bedded at any moment, suspecting or not. Rape is really no better, or worse, than anal sex, because it isn't productive of any children. Rape can be rejected as a Godly sexual practice on these grounds. The only kind of rape that is acceptable is the kind that God approves of, where a woman is forced to marry and subsequently raped for the rest of her life!
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-22-2012, 01:13 AM
In my book (The KJV Bible) any woman that prances about in public unescorted by her family is begging to have sexual intercourse with as many men as possible.
Every woman who is not with her family is a whore and is ignoring her responsibilities to the family and her chores. Pies do not bake on their own, toilets do not magically become clean (though they should).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) -
08-22-2012, 03:33 AM
Well as long as Obama stays in office, this type of stuff will continue to grow. People will continue to make excuses for these women, calling them 'victims'.
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