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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 12:07 AM
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" False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one."
I love the description of me
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There is only one True God. The rest are just pagan idols.
Leviticus 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 12:30 AM
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Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.
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Oh so I bow to the Spaghetti Monster when I face Mekkah?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 12:36 AM
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Oh so I bow to the Spaghetti Monster when I face Mekkah?
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When you pray to the version of god you worship you are in fact praying to one interpretation of the one True God, and as The One True God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster then yes you are.
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.
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3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 12:51 AM
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There is only one True God. The rest are just pagan idols.
Leviticus 19:4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
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Have you heard of Zeus? or "history".
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08-04-2010, 12:54 AM
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Have you heard of Zeus? or "history".
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Yes I have. Did you bother to read what I had written.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 12:55 AM
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When you pray to the version of god you worship you are in fact praying to one interpretation of the one True God, and as The One True God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster then yes you are.
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.
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Do we have a image of the Spaghetti Monster?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 01:04 AM
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Do we have a image of the Spaghetti Monster?
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We have to look at that wretched idol each time he posts.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 01:09 AM
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Do we have a image of the Spaghetti Monster?
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster evidently revealed Himself to the people of South America over 4,000 years ago.
http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 01:13 AM
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Yes I have. Did you bother to read what I had written.
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O, so you have, surprising. so you would know that before a christian god came on the scene there was Zeus, a god that was worshiped longer or just as long as your "christian god" has even existed. Did you also know a christian god is a copy of Zeus? and Zeus is a copy of the Sumerians gods? This is all of course backed by FACTS. This leaves me with the question; Did god create man, or did man create god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 01:23 AM
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OMGosh ...LOL That made my day
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 01:24 AM
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O, so you have, surprising. so you would know that before a christian god came on the scene there was Zeus, a god that was worshiped longer or just as long as your "christian god" has even existed. Did you also know a christian god is a copy of Zeus? and Zeus is a copy of the Sumerians gods? This is all of course backed by FACTS. This leaves me with the question; Did god create man, or did man create god?
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You must be one of those ancients that worship false Gods, and yours is Zeus. If you had studied history you will see even the Romans turned to the One True God.
2 Kings 17:41 So these nations feared the LORD, and served their graven images, both their children, and their children's children: as did their fathers, so do they unto this day.
In case you have missed my signature, in answer to your question.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-04-2010, 01:27 AM
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O, so you have, surprising. so you would know that before a christian god came on the scene there was Zeus, a god that was worshiped longer or just as long as your "christian god" has even existed. Did you also know a christian god is a copy of Zeus? and Zeus is a copy of the Sumerians gods? This is all of course backed by FACTS. This leaves me with the question; Did god create man, or did man create god?
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I suppose that's why the Old Testament precedes Zeus.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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08-13-2010, 01:17 PM
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O, so you have, surprising. so you would know that before a christian god came on the scene there was Zeus, a god that was worshiped longer or just as long as your "christian god" has even existed. Did you also know a christian god is a copy of Zeus? and Zeus is a copy of the Sumerians gods? This is all of course backed by FACTS. This leaves me with the question; Did god create man, or did man create god?
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There is only one true God. This Zeus is merely a plagiarised cult created by the ungrateful children of God. But seeing as God is merciful, those are burning in Hell now.
Praise the Lord.
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08-14-2010, 06:25 AM
I hate Jesus.
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08-14-2010, 06:40 AM
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I hate Jesus.
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Why thank you for spending the time surfing around the internet finding our site, getting your panties in a twist, choosing a user name of a commie, answering a question about the Bible, waiting for an email confirmation, clicking on it and running straight to this this thread to make your first post a three word dud on how much you hate Jesus.
Your parents must be very proud of you.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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08-14-2010, 06:54 AM
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Why thank you for spending the time surfing around the internet finding our site, getting your panties in a twist, choosing a user name of a commie, answering a question about the Bible, waiting for an email confirmation, clicking on it and running straight to this this thread to make your first post a three word dud on how much you hate Jesus.
Your parents must be very proud of you.
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Get away from me you paedophile.
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08-14-2010, 06:55 AM
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Get away from me you paedophile.
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He's a paedophile? That makes you a child then? Did you not notice you are supposed to be over 18 to post here?
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08-16-2010, 08:51 AM
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You must be one of those ancients that worship false Gods, and yours is Zeus. If you had studied history you will see even the Romans turned to the One True God.
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Sorry to correct you, but Zeus is actually the Greek king of the Gods, in Roman mythology it is Jupiter who is the king. Although I don't blame you for mixing them up since the two religions are very similar.
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08-16-2010, 09:22 AM
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Sorry to correct you, but Zeus is actually the Greek king of the Gods, in Roman mythology it is Jupiter who is the king. Although I don't blame you for mixing them up since the two religions are very similar.
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Yes I am aware of that. I was using the Romans as an example because they were the largest group to turn to the Lord after putting him on the cross.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
08-17-2010, 06:58 AM
I'm not an atheist at all, all atheists on this board are loser nerds with no life that will go to hell when the die early from a heart attack for being fat and not fit like us Christians!
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