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Could gays be aliens? -
01-30-2012, 12:19 AM
I was thinking about homosexuals today, and how similar they are to aliens. See for yourself!
Grays | Gays |
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Abominations before God | Abominations before God |
From other planets | Out of this world |
Obsessed with anally probing | Obsessed with anally probing |
What other similarities can you think of?
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
01-30-2012, 12:21 AM
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I was thinking about homosexuals today, and how similar they are to aliens. See for yourself!
Grays | Gays |
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Abominations before God | Abominations before God |
From other planets | Out of this world |
Anally probe bound men | Anally probe bound men |
What other similarities can you think of?
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Those are some horrifying discoveries!! What about lezbeans do you suspect they are aliens aswell?
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
01-30-2012, 04:59 AM
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Those are some horrifying discoveries!! What about lezbeans do you suspect they are aliens aswell?
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I haven't investigated lesbians in so much depth, Princess. What have your own researches taught you?
It is possible they too are aliens!
Maybe they are Annunaki or Reptilians instead of Grays.
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
01-30-2012, 05:04 AM
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I haven't investigated lesbians in so much depth, Princess. What have your own researches taught you?
It is possible they too are aliens!
Maybe they are Annunaki or Reptilians instead of Grays.
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Yes, do share all your research into lezbeans with us, Princess.
All of it. Leave nothing out.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
01-30-2012, 05:17 AM
Of course they're aliens, you didn't connect the dots back at anal probing? Well it's obvious gays aren't real people just from looking at them, although sometimes you have to squint and turn your head a bit before you see the zipper (they're industrious, crafty little abominations, that's for sure), but I've always contended that you just have to be sinful to the core to even consider engaging in a loving relationship without Jesus, so it makes perfect sense that gays are actually probably reptilian space-heathens. I mean, has anyone ever bothered to tackle one to the ground and undo the zipper on its clearly fake human outfit? I'll bet you'll find a really hard-to-swallow truth right beneath it, that's for sure.
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
01-31-2012, 03:21 AM
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I haven't investigated lesbians in so much depth, Princess. What have your own researches taught you?
It is possible they too are aliens!
Maybe they are Annunaki or Reptilians instead of Grays.
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I don't know, I haven't studied the lezbean mind much.
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
01-31-2012, 03:31 AM
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I don't know, I haven't studied the lezbean mind much.
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What part of them have you studied?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 04:16 PM
Aliens want us dead. Fags want us to convert to their choice of multiple any sex orgies anytime, any where. With no babies being born the Godly Human Race (white version) will be destroyed.
Gays hate us exactly as much as space aliens hate us.
Both specialise in simple, ugly, slack jawed yokels who are on their way to Hell, anyway.
Can you imagine a Manly Bible (KJV1611) reading man with Jesus power coruscating through his mighty arms and thighs being taken by limp wristed space/earth faggots? Neither can I.
Jesus is the shield that protects real men from alien gay rays.
2 Samuel 22:3 The God of my strength, in whom I will trust; My shield and the horn of my salvation, My stronghold and my refuge; My Savior, You save me from violence.
2 Samuel 22:31As for God, His way is perfect; The word of the LORD is proven; He is a shield to all who trust in Him.
2 Samuel 22:36 "You have also given me the shield of Your salvation; Your gentleness has made me great.
Also, gays and greys never wear clothing if they can get away with it. This I believe facilitates gay rape (with either member or machine). If you see a homo in clothes he is just killing time till he gets to the public lavatories and his place and a multiple gay arse rape jamboree.
Same with Greys, I expect.
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 05:09 PM
Princess I talked to my daddy and if you want, I would love to help you study. I find the completely repugnant and disgusting but I always wonder just how their filthy minds work. How evil are they??? I know that they are evil but I wonder how deep their depravity goes! Anyways, I would be pleased to work with you studying the lesbenese mind in Gods Name!
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I was thinking about homosexuals today, and how similar they are to aliens. See for yourself! Grays | Gays |
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Abominations before God | Abominations before God |
From other planets | Out of this world |
Obsessed with anally probing | Obsessed with anally raping |
Consider men their playthings | Consider themselves men's playthings |
Limp-wristed weaklings | Limp-wristed weaklings |
Into rednecks, truck drivers | Want rednecks, truck drivers in them |
Walk about naked | Cruise nude beaches |
Want to create mutants | Want to create butt-babies |
What other similarities can you think of?
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 06:37 PM
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I don't know, I haven't studied the lezbean mind much.
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Do the "lesians" really exist?
We teach in our schools that woman does not have a sex "drive", except maybe among the most poor or institutionalized.
If one does not have sexual "feeling," why would they join a Sex Campaign -- like the Lesians -- that promotes sex of any kind?
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 06:46 PM
I think, in my very limited ideas, that they are simply driven by Satan to do these disgusting depraved acts as a way of getting more souls into Hell to burn for eternity!!!
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 07:37 PM
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I think, in my very limited ideas, that they are simply driven by Satan to do these disgusting depraved acts as a way of getting more souls into Hell to burn for eternity!!!
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This is probably true.
It's like in Mark 16:9, when we're told how Mary the Magdalene had all those demons cast out of her.
Once they're removed, woman can go back to her natural state.
Mark 16:9 Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 07:40 PM
Agreed, I think that they have to get the demons out any way possible!
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Re: Could gays be aliens? -
02-03-2012, 07:50 PM
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Agreed, I think that they have to get the demons out any way possible!
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