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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 05:13 PM

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I have faith in scientific progression. There is proof in that.
Yes, we know atheists have to have faith in science because it simply doesn't make sense. However, the "proof" you talk about is easily exposed as being foolishness.

Tell us, friend, when did you stop going to church? What brought on this bitter hatred for Jesus?


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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 06:00 PM

Why must one hate Jesus to believe in science? In my eyes, science is helping us learn more about God's creations. To tell me that proof is foolish is foolish on its own.

What are you going to tell me next? Galileo was possessed by Satan when he looked into his telescope and discovered Venus, Saturn, and Neptune back in the 1600s? The fact that you people even believe the Earth is flat still is astounding. I'm guessing you've never flown across the globe before huh? Also all of those videos of people tying cameras to balloons and sending them up into the air perfectly capture the round planet we live on.

It sounds to me like ignorance is at play here. I never once said I hated Jesus and I never said I didn't believe in God. But for you to base all of your opinions on the Bible, a BOOK, but then bash me for believing in things I've seen happy is hypocritical. Not that I'm surprised by that in the slightest.
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Why must one hate Jesus to believe in science? In my eyes, science is helping us learn more about God's creations. To tell me that proof is foolish is foolish on its own.

What are you going to tell me next? Galileo was possessed by Satan when he looked into his telescope and discovered Venus, Saturn, and Neptune back in the 1600s? The fact that you people even believe the Earth is flat still is astounding. I'm guessing you've never flown across the globe before huh? Also all of those videos of people tying cameras to balloons and sending them up into the air perfectly capture the round planet we live on.

It sounds to me like ignorance is at play here. I never once said I hated Jesus and I never said I didn't believe in God. But for you to base all of your opinions on the Bible, a BOOK, but then bash me for believing in things I've seen happy is hypocritical. Not that I'm surprised by that in the slightest.
So you have told us what you never said, now tell us what you believe. Do you believe in Jesus? Do you believe in God?

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Do you believe in Jesus? Do you believe in God?
I believe that there is a God (higher power. Creator of all.) and I believe that Jesus existed, yes.
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I believe that there is a God (higher power. Creator of all.) and I believe that Jesus existed, yes.
Is that the one true God, the God of Abraham or it it some strange deity that only exists in your own head?

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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 06:43 PM

My idea of God has nothing to do with the ignorance being displayed on this thread and not a single person has given me a legitimate response when I ask how your 'proof' is any better than 'my proof'.
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My idea of God has nothing to do with the ignorance being displayed on this thread...
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 07:28 PM

Ah yes. Instead of giving me a legitimate answer to the question I originally asked I get comments about hating Jesus and whatmy beliefs are even though it has nothing to do with what I previously inquired. How typical.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 07:39 PM

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Ah yes. Instead of giving me a legitimate answer to the question I originally asked I get comments about hating Jesus and whatmy beliefs are even though it has nothing to do with what I previously inquired. How typical.
Except that you asked how their ideas, which you claim are based on ignorance, have more validity than yours. Without knowing what your beliefs are, and what they're based on, how can they answer your question?

I'll dumb this down a bit: How do you know God exists? How do you know Jesus existed?


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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 07:53 PM

The initial question was me asking how watching a video of the Curiosity Rover landing on the Mars surface was any less creditable than what you read in the Bible. The only things I've heard in response were people going off irrelevant tangents.
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The initial question was me asking how watching a video of the Curiosity Rover landing on the Mars surface was any less creditable than what you read in the Bible. The only things I've heard in response were people going off irrelevant tangents.
They're not irrelevant tangents. We're trying to know with whom we are conversing. If you are a fluffy-bunny kind of deist who has in his imagination an anthropomorphic representation of "love personified" or "Jesus is the ultimate buddy" then we know you are incapable of comprehending the information that is available.

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The initial question was me asking how watching a video of the Curiosity Rover landing on the Mars surface was any less creditable than what you read in the Bible. The only things I've heard in response were people going off irrelevant tangents.
Friend, there are countless accounts by eyewitnesses regarding Jesus. There is not a single eye witness regarding 'cars on Mars'.

Once you come off your paint thinner high, think for a minute how absurd it is. Note the NASA comment about erosion. From what rain? Or is it from cars kicking up the dirt?
Note too, the line in the picture. It is from a crease in the backdrop. You'll notice the line stops at the 'car'. You'd think with the billions they stole from God, they could at least get a better group of special effects people than NYU Film Studies.


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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 09:36 PM

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They forgot to put thruster holes in when they 'went to the moon'. Shoes leave a large imprint but several thousand pounds of thrust doesn't seem to make any impression.
I think they tried to make us believe that the Mars surface is made from sand, while the moon is supposed to be made of rock. But I know better now, because last night I had a dream and Jesus told me that all surfaces are made equal.

That's right, there's no rock and no sand, it's all the same. I also found more unbelievable proof that made me change my mind. How stupid could I be to believe that we actually went to Mars? Ha!

Take a look at this:



See that? That's Hawaii! It's the same sand like on Mars. That is proof right there that we didn't go to Mars, but to Hawaii. I bet that with enough time spent on that photo, I could even match the actual stones to both photos.

And NASA is already planning for the next big lie, the manned mission to Mars. They have already fabricated photos of humans walking on Mars, but they posted them online by accident. I wonder what lies they will come up with to cover up those lies! Here is the proof:



Notice how the spacesuit isn't the same as the one we supposedly went to the moon with? Obviously they're going to need another few billion to design yet another spacesuit. You've read it here first, folks. The NASA lies are exposed. Thank you so much for opening my eyes and making me investigate these lies.

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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-09-2012, 11:10 PM

God's wrath has struck the Satan worshipers at NASA!!!
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If you are a fluffy-bunny kind of deist who has in his imagination an anthropomorphic representation of "love personified" or "Jesus is the ultimate buddy" then we know you are incapable of comprehending the information that is available.
I think the people on this forum are the ones incapable of comprehending the information that is available. Looking through the Creation Science forum is laughable. People still think the Earth is flat? Has anybody here flown in an airplane before? You can see the curved shapes of the planet out the window. Look at the videos of normal people sending their cameras into the stratosphere with balloons. Round. Has nobody here traveled across the world?

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Note too, the line in the picture. It is from a crease in the backdrop. You'll notice the line stops at the 'car'. You'd think with the billions they stole from God, they could at least get a better group of special effects people than NYU Film Studies.
Those are two different photos being stitched together. If you view the full sized photo here you can even see the top of the left photo being cut off due to its stitching algorithm.


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And NASA is already planning for the next big lie, the manned mission to Mars. They have already fabricated photos of humans walking on Mars, but they posted them online by accident. I wonder what lies they will come up with to cover up those lies! Here is the proof:



Notice how the spacesuit isn't the same as the one we supposedly went to the moon with? Obviously they're going to need another few billion to design yet another spacesuit. You've read it here first, folks. The NASA lies are exposed. Thank you so much for opening my eyes and making me investigate these lies.
Rofl nice try there. That photo you posted can be found here with the following text:

"Auclair on Castle Mercury - I took this photo of Simon Auclair on our last EVA in the high Canadian Arctic on Devon Island during our 100-day Mars simulation at the Flashline Mars Arctic Research Station. FMARS is visible in the high resolution version of this photo, 20 km away in the distance. Photo was taken August 2007."
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I think the people on this forum are the ones incapable of comprehending the information that is available. Looking through the Creation Science forum is laughable. People still think the Earth is flat? Has anybody here flown in an airplane before? You can see the curved shapes of the planet out the window. Look at the videos of normal people sending their cameras into the stratosphere with balloons. Round. Has nobody here traveled across the world?



Those are two different photos being stitched together. If you view the full sized photo here you can even see the top of the left photo being cut off due to its stitching algorithm.




Rofl nice try there. That photo you posted can be found here with the following text:

"Auclair on Castle Mercury - I took this photo of Simon Auclair on our last EVA in the high Canadian Arctic on Devon Island during our 100-day Mars simulation at the Flashline Mars Arctic Research Station. FMARS is visible in the high resolution version of this photo, 20 km away in the distance. Photo was taken August 2007."
I find it hard to believe as well that they can deny what is common facts in today's world. I have been on several flights and each time, I always prefer the window seat. The world is indeed round. I have some difficulties seeing why some ignore the obvious. Putting religion off to the side, science is based off of facts that anyone with the know how and tools can recreate or observe and does not actually require one to have faith in it for it to be true. Faith and religion can provide an answer of sorts to what is unknown however once something has been proven with scientific fact, something anyone can do (with the knowledge and tools needed), then we must accept the truth and move on.
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God's wrath has struck the Satan worshipers at NASA!!!
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/09/us...html?hpt=hp_t3
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I find it hard to believe as well that they can deny what is common facts in today's world. I have been on several flights and each time, I always prefer the window seat. The world is indeed round. I have some difficulties seeing why some ignore the obvious. Putting religion off to the side, science is based off of facts that anyone with the know how and tools can recreate or observe and does not actually require one to have faith in it for it to be true. Faith and religion can provide an answer of sorts to what is unknown however once something has been proven with scientific fact, something anyone can do (with the knowledge and tools needed), then we must accept the truth and move on.
I have a good friend who flies 747's. I asked him if he has to keep aiming down to follow 'the curve of the Earth'? He said no, he flies level. So the Earth must be flat. He would have a better knowledge than some guy licking the window at the back,



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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 08-10-2012, 02:49 PM

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Bla bla bla

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):


Can't really argue with that. Since it's one picture and not a film.

Fake image of Curiosity landing (even a child can see it is fake, and if it would be real, as NASA claims, then what or who made this picture...):

Well obviously it's fake, did you expect anyone to believe it was real?
This image of someone's backyard is worth billions of tax dollars?

Looks more like a cement floor inside someones garage... but whatever.
Yet more proof NASA is a bunch of liars, shadows from multiple dirctions:

This can be explained by one simple thing: The moon is not flat. Not by a long shot. That is the reason the shadows appear to be the result of multiple light sources. Or maybe god just hates astronauts. I don't know.
Another one, the shadow shows the "Sun" is behind, yet the front the suit is clearly highlighted by a light source:

... his legs are spreading outwards?

I realise this is a satire website, and it has brought many smiles to my face in the later years, but are you seriously posting images like this to explain how god hates everyone but you? *cough*

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